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Title: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: missh on May 10, 2009, 12:04:16 PM
I read on another forum that frogs are a big problem at night making lots of noise has anybody had any experience of this? I don't mind most creatures but frogs do have a tendancy to make me jump (no punn intended)
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Gordonc on May 10, 2009, 12:15:09 PM
Frogs are noisy and in good voice again this year. Thomas Bay is right next door but don't know how much you hear in rooms. You do get to ignore the noise pretty quickly though. Sat just down the road yesterday for a beer and they became background noise. Maybe that was the beer.
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Jules on May 10, 2009, 12:48:59 PM
I think the noise is only during the mating season as when we have been we have never seen or heard any frogs . We always go end August / beginning September.
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on May 10, 2009, 01:28:58 PM
I think the noise is only during the mating season as when we have been we have never seen or heard any frogs . We always go end August / beginning September.
Jules - The Mating Season for me is all year!! LOL!!  :o ::) :-* ;D ;)

MissH - We went in May and also June, Last year in the Thomas Bay in the front ground level Apt. closest to the stream,
the previous year in the Barras, again our Apt backed on to the Stream.
I actually managed to get a picture of two frogs mating,  now we throw darts at the picture!! LOL
Yes they were "at it" - "a bit like Jules and Roy", (ever heard Lassie howl?),
and boy were they (the frogs - not Jules), in good voice when we were there,
but quite honestly, as said above by Gordon, it became background noise and caused no problem to our rest at night.
This is also the noisest part of town if you like, so while the Silver Bar on the Corner has it's "Jim Bowen" Look-a-like crooner,
belting out his dreadful monotone din until about 00:30 in the morning on most nights,
 - do not worry about the frogs - you won't hear them!! LOL!!!
Seriously though - it is not bad enough to ruin your stay!! They are hard to spot - but fun to watch!!
Enjoy your Frogs!!

Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on May 10, 2009, 02:45:09 PM
I think the noise is only during the mating season as when we have been we have never seen or heard any frogs . We always go end August / beginning September.

That'll be after the French Harvest them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ooops!!! Should not stereotype!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: missh on May 10, 2009, 03:42:44 PM
Will the frogs be mating in july?  Have they done all that by then? 
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Jules on May 10, 2009, 03:47:35 PM
Will the frogs be mating in july?  Have they done all that by then? 
I would imagine so as the stream will start to dry up when it gets really hot.
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: LILOLIL on May 10, 2009, 08:23:00 PM
If the frogs become too noisey just tell them TO HOP IT theyll get the messageXX :D :D
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on May 10, 2009, 11:03:38 PM
Will the frogs be mating in july?  Have they done all that by then? 
Would that be classed as a Green Movie? ???


Saw one in the library hopping along chirping "Reddit Reddit Reddit" Clever little critturs Frogs! ::)


Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on May 10, 2009, 11:52:55 PM
Will the frogs be mating in july?  Have they done all that by then? 
They should be calming down by then - otherwise buy a pair of fluffy earmuffs!!!
(Don likes them in yellow or pink)!
Froggin'in San Stef!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Jules on May 11, 2009, 12:09:48 AM
Its the little lizards I have a problem with. When we were sorting our washing out a couple of days before deparure from Teresa a lizard ran out of the clothes. Made Roy catch it and put it back outside lol!!!!!!! ;)
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: zoe on May 11, 2009, 12:49:44 AM
by july they should be finished mating but you may get the odd sex mad one who cant stop
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on May 11, 2009, 12:55:46 AM
by july they should be finished mating but you may get the odd sex mad one who cant stop
That'd be me!! LOL
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on May 11, 2009, 01:12:02 AM
I get a bit worried on how people can become expert on the Sex Life of Frogs! Can't they just watch TV? Sorry I answered that on another thread!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Jules on May 11, 2009, 01:28:19 AM
by july they should be finished mating but you may get the odd sex mad one who cant stop
That'd be me!! LOL
Just an odd one - so all by yourself lol!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on May 11, 2009, 10:22:07 AM
by july they should be finished mating but you may get the odd sex mad one who cant stop
That'd be me!! LOL
Just an odd one - so all by yourself lol!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
''By yourself'' - ''no way'' - ''how can you mate by yourself'' -
Jules - I think its time for you to see a councillor - youv'e been doing it wrong!
I can give you a 12:25 appointment on tuesday!! LOL
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Jules on May 11, 2009, 10:26:26 AM
by july they should be finished mating but you may get the odd sex mad one who cant stop
That'd be me!! LOL
Just an odd one - so all by yourself lol!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
''By yourself'' - ''no way'' - ''how can you mate by yourself'' -
Jules - I think its time for you to see a councillor - youv'e been doing it wrong!
I can give you a 12:25 appointment on tuesday!! LOL
So your a councillor now as well are you. I bet your a gaenacologist as well lol!!!! ;)
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on May 11, 2009, 10:27:44 AM
by july they should be finished mating but you may get the odd sex mad one who cant stop
That'd be me!! LOL
Just an odd one - so all by yourself lol!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
''By yourself'' - ''no way'' - ''how can you mate by yourself'' -
Jules - I think its time for you to see a councillor - youv'e been doing it wrong!
I can give you a 12:25 appointment on tuesday!! LOL
So your a councillor now as well are you. I bet your a gaenacologist as well lol!!!! ;)
I have my fingers in several pies!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: zoe on May 11, 2009, 12:34:38 PM
there is an answer to that but im to lady like to say it so will leave it to don :)
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on May 11, 2009, 06:56:15 PM
by july they should be finished mating but you may get the odd sex mad one who cant stop
That'd be me!! LOL
Just an odd one - so all by yourself lol!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
''By yourself'' - ''no way'' - ''how can you mate by yourself'' -
Jules - I think its time for you to see a councillor - youv'e been doing it wrong!
I can give you a 12:25 appointment on tuesday!! LOL
So your a councillor now as well are you. I bet your a gaenacologist as well lol!!!! ;)
I have my fingers in several pies!!

My God!! Just how many alter egos has this super hero got...... Now we get Little Jack Horner crossed with Simple Simon...........................................Sincere apologies to all Simons out there. You are not like Tony... REPEAT!! Not at all like Tony! Now Chris! That is another question altogether!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: CHRIS NO 2 on May 11, 2009, 11:40:32 PM
hope your finger has not been in the pie we are going to have at ozzy oils in  25 days time

chris  ps thats after the mythos at manthos that don has offerd to pay for  ::) ::)
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on May 11, 2009, 11:50:03 PM
hope your finger has not been in the pie we are going to have at ozzy oils in  25 days time

chris  ps thats after the mythos at manthos that don has offerd to pay for  ::) ::)

I am genuinely sorry we can't meet up this year! You could always book for 25 Sept! My shout!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Jules on May 12, 2009, 12:21:25 AM
hope your finger has not been in the pie we are going to have at ozzy oils in  25 days time

chris  ps thats after the mythos at manthos that don has offerd to pay for  ::) ::)

I am genuinely sorry we can't meet up this year! You could always book for 25 Sept! My shout!
Sounds almost to good to be true Chris. ;)
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on May 12, 2009, 02:09:46 AM
hope your finger has not been in the pie we are going to have at ozzy oils in  25 days time

chris  ps thats after the mythos at manthos that don has offerd to pay for  ::) ::)

I am genuinely sorry we can't meet up this year! You could always book for 25 Sept! My shout!
Sounds almost to good to be true Chris. ;)
Don - if you are paying for the holiday - and not just a beer - count us in as well!!! LOL !!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on May 12, 2009, 02:39:01 AM
ONLY A DRINK - I'm Not English!!!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: CHRIS NO 2 on May 12, 2009, 09:38:29 AM
was just going to book the time off work never mind would love to be there in sept but cant might even have to miss next year

chris
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on May 13, 2009, 01:37:16 AM
ONLY A DRINK - I'm Not English!I'm a Sweaty!!
Really Don? I could have sworn you meant a free Holiday!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on May 13, 2009, 02:19:41 AM
If I win the lottery...............Tune in at 23.00pm tomoz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on May 13, 2009, 03:11:25 AM
If I win the lottery...............Tune in at 23.00pm tomoz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It'll be like winning on a one armed Bandit!!

Come to think of it  -  A  ONE  ARM BANDIT - who could that be ---- LOL!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Jules on May 13, 2009, 09:54:25 AM
If I win the lottery...............Tune in at 23.00pm tomoz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It'll be like winning on a one armed Bandit!!

Come to think of it  -  A  ONE  ARM BANDIT - who could that be ---- LOL!!
At least if he's on painkillers he won't be legless as well.lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on May 14, 2009, 09:17:46 PM
If I win the lottery...............Tune in at 23.00pm tomoz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It'll be like winning on a one armed Bandit!!

Come to think of it  -  A  ONE  ARM BANDIT - who could that be ---- LOL!!
At least if he's on painkillers he won't be legless as well.lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
Definitely "Armless" now!!
At least he's not a one-legged man in a Butt-kicking competition!! LOL
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on May 19, 2009, 11:22:22 PM
Hope these two links are useful !!!!!!!!!

www.cdkitchen.com/recipes/cat/650/ -

www.channel4.com/food/recipes/occasions/dinner-parties/come-dine-with-me/series-4/fried-frog-s-legs_p_1.html - 50k
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Jules on May 20, 2009, 12:37:13 AM
Hope these two links are useful !!!!!!!!!

www.cdkitchen.com/recipes/cat/650/ -

www.channel4.com/food/recipes/occasions/dinner-parties/come-dine-with-me/series-4/fried-frog-s-legs_p_1.html - 50k

Is this what you had for supper today then lol!!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on May 20, 2009, 09:41:00 AM
Hope these two links are useful !!!!!!!!!

www.cdkitchen.com/recipes/cat/650/ -

www.channel4.com/food/recipes/occasions/dinner-parties/come-dine-with-me/series-4/fried-frog-s-legs_p_1.html - 50k

Is this what you had for supper today then lol!!!
You ought to try my Guinea Pig recipe - straight from Peru !!! Don't fancy Korea though!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on May 20, 2009, 08:12:09 PM
Hope these two links are useful !!!!!!!!!

www.cdkitchen.com/recipes/cat/650/ -

www.channel4.com/food/recipes/occasions/dinner-parties/come-dine-with-me/series-4/fried-frog-s-legs_p_1.html - 50k

Is this what you had for supper today then lol!!!
You ought to try my Guinea Pig recipe - straight from Peru !!! Don't fancy Korea though!
Don - you old dog!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on May 20, 2009, 09:09:58 PM
Hope these two links are useful !!!!!!!!!

www.cdkitchen.com/recipes/cat/650/ -

www.channel4.com/food/recipes/occasions/dinner-parties/come-dine-with-me/series-4/fried-frog-s-legs_p_1.html - 50k

Is this what you had for supper today then lol!!!
You ought to try my Guinea Pig recipe - straight from Peru !!! Don't fancy Korea though!
Don - you old dog!!

You ever heard of Korean Fried Canine? Coming to a High Street near you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on May 21, 2009, 01:26:59 AM
Hope these two links are useful !!!!!!!!!

www.cdkitchen.com/recipes/cat/650/ -

www.channel4.com/food/recipes/occasions/dinner-parties/come-dine-with-me/series-4/fried-frog-s-legs_p_1.html - 50k

Is this what you had for supper today then lol!!!
You ought to try my Guinea Pig recipe - straight from Peru !!! Don't fancy Korea though!
Don - you old dog!!

You ever heard of Korean Fried Canine? Coming to a High Street near you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's a place in east London that sells that, called chilli hung chow in Barking,
Howll' you'll get there is more difficult, they serve a freshly made steamed organic brown fritter with it!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on May 21, 2009, 02:04:18 AM
Hope these two links are useful !!!!!!!!!

www.cdkitchen.com/recipes/cat/650/ -

www.channel4.com/food/recipes/occasions/dinner-parties/come-dine-with-me/series-4/fried-frog-s-legs_p_1.html - 50k

Is this what you had for supper today then lol!!!
You ought to try my Guinea Pig recipe - straight from Peru !!! Don't fancy Korea though!
Don - you old dog!!

You ever heard of Korean Fried Canine? Coming to a High Street near you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's a place in east London that sells that, called chilli hung chow in Barking,
Howll' you'll get there is more difficult, they serve a freshly made steamed organic brown fritter with it!!

Talking of which,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,A guy at work has a "virtual" farm on Facebook. We all walk past him and jump over virtual cow pats! When he walks past  its "Cows got out again?" Poor guy daren't open his mouth!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Colin on May 21, 2009, 12:59:32 PM
Hope these two links are useful !!!!!!!!!

www.cdkitchen.com/recipes/cat/650/ -

www.channel4.com/food/recipes/occasions/dinner-parties/come-dine-with-me/series-4/fried-frog-s-legs_p_1.html - 50k

Is this what you had for supper today then lol!!!
You ought to try my Guinea Pig recipe - straight from Peru !!! Don't fancy Korea though!
Don - you old dog!!

You ever heard of Korean Fried Canine? Coming to a High Street near you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's a place in east London that sells that, called chilli hung chow in Barking,
Howll' you'll get there is more difficult, they serve a freshly made steamed organic brown fritter with it!!


chilli hung chow in Barking, that has to be a Joke Tony?! I mean come on! do you expect us to believe it's in BARKING!  :P
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Jules on May 21, 2009, 04:23:22 PM
Hope these two links are useful !!!!!!!!!

www.cdkitchen.com/recipes/cat/650/ -

www.channel4.com/food/recipes/occasions/dinner-parties/come-dine-with-me/series-4/fried-frog-s-legs_p_1.html - 50k

Is this what you had for supper today then lol!!!
You ought to try my Guinea Pig recipe - straight from Peru !!! Don't fancy Korea though!
Don - you old dog!!

You ever heard of Korean Fried Canine? Coming to a High Street near you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's a place in east London that sells that, called chilli hung chow in Barking,
Howll' you'll get there is more difficult, they serve a freshly made steamed organic brown fritter with it!!


chilli hung chow in Barking, that has to be a Joke Tony?! I mean come on! do you expect us to believe it's in BARKING!  :P

I think Tony means he is BARKING LOL!! ;) :D ;D
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: hendrix46 on May 21, 2009, 05:08:39 PM
Hope these two links are useful !!!!!!!!!

www.cdkitchen.com/recipes/cat/650/ -

www.channel4.com/food/recipes/occasions/dinner-parties/come-dine-with-me/series-4/fried-frog-s-legs_p_1.html - 50k

Is this what you had for supper today then lol!!!
You ought to try my Guinea Pig recipe - straight from Peru !!! Don't fancy Korea though!
Don - you old dog!!

You ever heard of Korean Fried Canine? Coming to a High Street near you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's a place in east London that sells that, called chilli hung chow in Barking,
Howll' you'll get there is more difficult, they serve a freshly made steamed organic brown fritter with it!!


chilli hung chow in Barking, that has to be a Joke Tony?! I mean come on! do you expect us to believe it's in BARKING!  :P

I think Tony means he is BARKING LOL!! ;) :D ;D
They've got another place on the Isle of Dogs.
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: kemo on May 21, 2009, 06:57:50 PM
Maybe one in (jack) Russell square
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on May 21, 2009, 11:07:47 PM
Went Canada and they had one in Labrador & Newfoundland. In Mexico we found one in Chihuahua. In Paris they had one that sold oodles of Poodles in noodles.
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: melody on May 21, 2009, 11:31:50 PM
we stayed in san stef last august and never came across any frogs(thank god!!) but within five minutes of us arriving and tucking into our first mythos i had the most biggest cricket land in my hair lol!!but i got over it with another large mythos !!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on May 21, 2009, 11:44:51 PM
we stayed in san stef last august and never came across any frogs(thank god!!) but within five minutes of us arriving and tucking into our first mythos i had the most biggest cricket land in my hair lol!!but i got over it with another large mythos !!

Melody ............. That is pure brilliance.. Will now have to claim the medicinal qualities of another beer LOL
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Jules on May 22, 2009, 12:24:08 AM
we stayed in san stef last august and never came across any frogs(thank god!!) but within five minutes of us arriving and tucking into our first mythos i had the most biggest cricket land in my hair lol!!but i got over it with another large mythos !!
Think I would have had to do the exact same lol!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: melody on May 22, 2009, 12:45:11 AM
its weird how a conversation about frogs changes to how good you feel when you have had a couple of mythos's, but i agree it did help and i did meet the little(not so little!!) dears again on the road walking back to our apartment one night  what fun !! hahah
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Jules on May 22, 2009, 12:48:10 AM
its weird how a conversation about frogs changes to how good you feel when you have had a couple of mythos's, but i agree it did help and i did meet the little(not so little!!) dears again on the road walking back to our apartment one night  what fun !! hahah
We once had the most enormous cricket jump off our towels in our room after they had been hanging on the balcony. Made us jump out of our skin. Not as much as the cricket though lol!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on May 22, 2009, 02:26:07 AM
its weird how a conversation about frogs changes to how good you feel when you have had a couple of mythos's, but i agree it did help and i did meet the little(not so little!!) dears again on the road walking back to our apartment one night  what fun !! hahah
We once had the most enormous cricket jump off our towels in our room after they had been hanging on the balcony. Made us jump out of our skin. Not as much as the cricket though lol!!

That was IAN BOTHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on May 22, 2009, 04:33:55 AM
its weird how a conversation about frogs changes to how good you feel when you have had a couple of mythos's, but i agree it did help and i did meet the little(not so little!!) dears again on the road walking back to our apartment one night  what fun !! hahah
We once had the most enormous cricket jump off our towels in our room after they had been hanging on the balcony. Made us jump out of our skin. Not as much as the cricket though lol!!

That was IAN BOTHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you say He in Both of em? what both frogs? - oh well - it is the mating season!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Jules on May 22, 2009, 09:33:47 AM
The sound of the cricket thingys at night is a nice sound and is a sure sign the weather must be lovely as well
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on May 22, 2009, 09:46:30 AM
The sound of the cricket thingys at night is a nice sound and is a sure sign the weather must be lovely as well

Were there BATS as well?          No Jules that is an inappropriate answer!!!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on May 23, 2009, 05:34:05 AM
The sound of the cricket thingys at night is a nice sound and is a sure sign the weather must be lovely as well

Were there BATS as well?          No Jules that is an inappropriate answer!!!!
I think you had better be careful or Jules will have you out by the Stumps!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Jules on May 24, 2009, 12:55:44 PM
The sound of the cricket thingys at night is a nice sound and is a sure sign the weather must be lovely as well

Were there BATS as well?          No Jules that is an inappropriate answer!!!!
I think you had better be careful or Jules will have you out by the Stumps!!
Now that would be a good test lol!!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on May 24, 2009, 01:59:14 PM
The sound of the cricket thingys at night is a nice sound and is a sure sign the weather must be lovely as well

Were there BATS as well?          No Jules that is an inappropriate answer!!!!
I think you had better be careful or Jules will have you out by the Stumps!!
Now that would be a good test lol!!!
Can't MATCH that my LORDS I can't it has totally BOWLED me over! All from that famous search engine GOOGLIE !!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Jules on May 24, 2009, 06:27:06 PM
You really CREASE me up sometimes lol!!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on May 24, 2009, 08:29:26 PM
You really CREASE me up sometimes lol!!!
Hope it's not with the RUNS 'cos that could be a sticky WICKET!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Jules on May 24, 2009, 10:28:08 PM
You really CREASE me up sometimes lol!!!
Hope it's not with the RUNS 'cos that could be a sticky WICKET!
HOWZAT!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on May 24, 2009, 11:13:52 PM
You really CREASE me up sometimes lol!!!
Hope it's not with the RUNS 'cos that could be a sticky WICKET!
HOWZAT!

Don't quote me on this but the odds are LONG ON the answer being NOT OUT there. Not quite from the horse's mouth but will the THIRD MAN do?
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Jules on May 24, 2009, 11:30:28 PM
You really CREASE me up sometimes lol!!!
Hope it's not with the RUNS 'cos that could be a sticky WICKET!
HOWZAT!

Don't quote me on this but the odds are LONG ON the answer being NOT OUT there. Not quite from the horse's mouth but will the THIRD MAN do?
As long as we don't cross the BOUNDARY!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on May 24, 2009, 11:38:50 PM
You really CREASE me up sometimes lol!!!
Hope it's not with the RUNS 'cos that could be a sticky WICKET!
HOWZAT!

Don't quote me on this but the odds are LONG ON the answer being NOT OUT there. Not quite from the horse's mouth but will the THIRD MAN do?
As long as we don't cross the BOUNDARY!
Did FIELDING write a book about that. Sorry that was Bridget Jones , that odd girl from the Isle of Man.. The one with a SHORT LEG, LONG LEG, Fine Leg and wearing a short SLIP. Got to RUN now!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Jules on May 24, 2009, 11:40:28 PM
You really CREASE me up sometimes lol!!!
Hope it's not with the RUNS 'cos that could be a sticky WICKET!
HOWZAT!

Don't quote me on this but the odds are LONG ON the answer being NOT OUT there. Not quite from the horse's mouth but will the THIRD MAN do?
As long as we don't cross the BOUNDARY!
Did FIELDING write a book about that. Sorry that was Bridget Jones , that odd girl from the Isle of Man.. The one with a SHORT LEG, LONG LEG, Fine Leg and wearing a short SLIP. Got to RUN now!!
Just don't BOWL the MAIDEN OVER
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on May 25, 2009, 03:02:43 AM
You really CREASE me up sometimes lol!!!
Hope it's not with the RUNS 'cos that could be a sticky WICKET!
HOWZAT!

Don't quote me on this but the odds are LONG ON the answer being NOT OUT there. Not quite from the horse's mouth but will the THIRD MAN do?
As long as we don't cross the BOUNDARY!
Did FIELDING write a book about that. Sorry that was Bridget Jones , that odd girl from the Isle of Man.. The one with a SHORT LEG, LONG LEG, Fine Leg and wearing a short SLIP. Got to RUN now!!
Just don't BOWL the MAIDEN OVER
Look here Duck, I believe that Clinton did that very same thing - in the OVAL office
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Jules on May 25, 2009, 03:07:47 AM
You really CREASE me up sometimes lol!!!
Hope it's not with the RUNS 'cos that could be a sticky WICKET!
HOWZAT!

Don't quote me on this but the odds are LONG ON the answer being NOT OUT there. Not quite from the horse's mouth but will the THIRD MAN do?
As long as we don't cross the BOUNDARY!
Did FIELDING write a book about that. Sorry that was Bridget Jones , that odd girl from the Isle of Man.. The one with a SHORT LEG, LONG LEG, Fine Leg and wearing a short SLIP. Got to RUN now!!
Just don't BOWL the MAIDEN OVER
Look here Duck, I believe that Clinton did that very same thing - in the OVAL office
That may have taken it a Trent BRIDGE to far !!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on May 25, 2009, 04:34:13 AM
You really CREASE me up sometimes lol!!!
Hope it's not with the RUNS 'cos that could be a sticky WICKET!
HOWZAT!

Don't quote me on this but the odds are LONG ON the answer being NOT OUT there. Not quite from the horse's mouth but will the THIRD MAN do?
As long as we don't cross the BOUNDARY!
Did FIELDING write a book about that. Sorry that was Bridget Jones , that odd girl from the Isle of Man.. The one with a SHORT LEG, LONG LEG, Fine Leg and wearing a short SLIP. Got to RUN now!!
Just don't BOWL the MAIDEN OVER
Look here Duck, I believe that Clinton did that very same thing - in the OVAL office
That may have taken it a Trent BRIDGE to far !!
Not at all - after all - he was using protection - the knee pads and the Box!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Jules on May 25, 2009, 11:15:09 AM
You really CREASE me up sometimes lol!!!
Hope it's not with the RUNS 'cos that could be a sticky WICKET!
HOWZAT!

Don't quote me on this but the odds are LONG ON the answer being NOT OUT there. Not quite from the horse's mouth but will the THIRD MAN do?
As long as we don't cross the BOUNDARY!
Did FIELDING write a book about that. Sorry that was Bridget Jones , that odd girl from the Isle of Man.. The one with a SHORT LEG, LONG LEG, Fine Leg and wearing a short SLIP. Got to RUN now!!
Just don't BOWL the MAIDEN OVER
Look here Duck, I believe that Clinton did that very same thing - in the OVAL office
That may have taken it a Trent BRIDGE to far !!
Not at all - after all - he was using protection - the knee pads and the Box!!
If your not careful I might just get the UMPire!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on May 25, 2009, 03:21:01 PM
You really CREASE me up sometimes lol!!!
Hope it's not with the RUNS 'cos that could be a sticky WICKET!
HOWZAT!

Don't quote me on this but the odds are LONG ON the answer being NOT OUT there. Not quite from the horse's mouth but will the THIRD MAN do?
As long as we don't cross the BOUNDARY!
Did FIELDING write a book about that. Sorry that was Bridget Jones , that odd girl from the Isle of Man.. The one with a SHORT LEG, LONG LEG, Fine Leg and wearing a short SLIP. Got to RUN now!!
Just don't BOWL the MAIDEN OVER
Look here Duck, I believe that Clinton did that very same thing - in the OVAL office
That may have taken it a Trent BRIDGE to far !!
Not at all - after all - he was using protection - the knee pads and the Box!!
If your not careful I might just get the UMPire!!
Careful with that hot PITCH you might get it all OVER you. For safety I would suggest you wear a BOWLER and SWEATER But don't RUN UP a big bill Or you could THROW your bank account OUT of cerdit.
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Jules on May 25, 2009, 05:40:10 PM
You really CREASE me up sometimes lol!!!
Hope it's not with the RUNS 'cos that could be a sticky WICKET!
HOWZAT!

Don't quote me on this but the odds are LONG ON the answer being NOT OUT there. Not quite from the horse's mouth but will the THIRD MAN do?
As long as we don't cross the BOUNDARY!
Did FIELDING write a book about that. Sorry that was Bridget Jones , that odd girl from the Isle of Man.. The one with a SHORT LEG, LONG LEG, Fine Leg and wearing a short SLIP. Got to RUN now!!
Just don't BOWL the MAIDEN OVER
Look here Duck, I believe that Clinton did that very same thing - in the OVAL office
That may have taken it a Trent BRIDGE to far !!
Not at all - after all - he was using protection - the knee pads and the Box!!
If your not careful I might just get the UMPire!!
Careful with that hot PITCH you might get it all OVER you. For safety I would suggest you wear a BOWLER and SWEATER But don't RUN UP a big bill Or you could THROW your bank account OUT of cerdit.
Maybe I should just stay IN the PAVILION for TEA and take a look out for the NIGHTWATCHMAN
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on May 25, 2009, 09:03:37 PM
You really CREASE me up sometimes lol!!!
Hope it's not with the RUNS 'cos that could be a sticky WICKET!
HOWZAT!

Don't quote me on this but the odds are LONG ON the answer being NOT OUT there. Not quite from the horse's mouth but will the THIRD MAN do?
As long as we don't cross the BOUNDARY!
Did FIELDING write a book about that. Sorry that was Bridget Jones , that odd girl from the Isle of Man.. The one with a SHORT LEG, LONG LEG, Fine Leg and wearing a short SLIP. Got to RUN now!!
Just don't BOWL the MAIDEN OVER
Look here Duck, I believe that Clinton did that very same thing - in the OVAL office
That may have taken it a Trent BRIDGE to far !!
Not at all - after all - he was using protection - the knee pads and the Box!!
If your not careful I might just get the UMPire!!
Careful with that hot PITCH you might get it all OVER you. For safety I would suggest you wear a BOWLER and SWEATER But don't RUN UP a big bill Or you could THROW your bank account OUT of cerdit.
Maybe I should just stay IN the PAVILION for TEA and take a look out for the NIGHTWATCHMAN
Man mad you are!!!! LOL           Now as it is SIX I'm going FOUR LUNCH  !
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on May 26, 2009, 06:31:37 AM
You really CREASE me up sometimes lol!!!
Hope it's not with the RUNS 'cos that could be a sticky WICKET!
HOWZAT!

Don't quote me on this but the odds are LONG ON the answer being NOT OUT there. Not quite from the horse's mouth but will the THIRD MAN do?
As long as we don't cross the BOUNDARY!
Did FIELDING write a book about that. Sorry that was Bridget Jones , that odd girl from the Isle of Man.. The one with a SHORT LEG, LONG LEG, Fine Leg and wearing a short SLIP. Got to RUN now!!
Just don't BOWL the MAIDEN OVER
Look here Duck, I believe that Clinton did that very same thing - in the OVAL office
That may have taken it a Trent BRIDGE to far !!
Not at all - after all - he was using protection - the knee pads and the Box!!
If your not careful I might just get the UMPire!!
Careful with that hot PITCH you might get it all OVER you. For safety I would suggest you wear a BOWLER and SWEATER But don't RUN UP a big bill Or you could THROW your bank account OUT of cerdit.
Maybe I should just stay IN the PAVILION for TEA and take a look out for the NIGHTWATCHMAN
Man mad you are!!!! LOL           Now as it is SIX I'm going FOUR LUNCH  !
I think I am going to have to Baille out of this thread, before my 20-20 vision is disrupted and I get stumped for words!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Sandra W on May 27, 2009, 01:04:26 AM
That Don and Tony are nuts! Got to side with Jules on this one! Wait until I meet those boys.... They'll be back in the Nets.
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Jules on May 27, 2009, 01:42:24 AM
You really CREASE me up sometimes lol!!!
Hope it's not with the RUNS 'cos that could be a sticky WICKET!
HOWZAT!

Don't quote me on this but the odds are LONG ON the answer being NOT OUT there. Not quite from the horse's mouth but will the THIRD MAN do?
As long as we don't cross the BOUNDARY!
Did FIELDING write a book about that. Sorry that was Bridget Jones , that odd girl from the Isle of Man.. The one with a SHORT LEG, LONG LEG, Fine Leg and wearing a short SLIP. Got to RUN now!!
Just don't BOWL the MAIDEN OVER
Look here Duck, I believe that Clinton did that very same thing - in the OVAL office
That may have taken it a Trent BRIDGE to far !!
Not at all - after all - he was using protection - the knee pads and the Box!!
If your not careful I might just get the UMPire!!
Careful with that hot PITCH you might get it all OVER you. For safety I would suggest you wear a BOWLER and SWEATER But don't RUN UP a big bill Or you could THROW your bank account OUT of cerdit.
Maybe I should just stay IN the PAVILION for TEA and take a look out for the NIGHTWATCHMAN
Man mad you are!!!! LOL           Now as it is SIX I'm going FOUR LUNCH  !
I think I am going to have to Baille out of this thread, before my 20-20 vision is disrupted and I get stumped for words!!
Tony you could never be stumped for words lol.!!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on May 27, 2009, 02:26:49 AM
You really CREASE me up sometimes lol!!!
Hope it's not with the RUNS 'cos that could be a sticky WICKET!
HOWZAT!

Don't quote me on this but the odds are LONG ON the answer being NOT OUT there. Not quite from the horse's mouth but will the THIRD MAN do?
As long as we don't cross the BOUNDARY!
Did FIELDING write a book about that. Sorry that was Bridget Jones , that odd girl from the Isle of Man.. The one with a SHORT LEG, LONG LEG, Fine Leg and wearing a short SLIP. Got to RUN now!!
Just don't BOWL the MAIDEN OVER
Look here Duck, I believe that Clinton did that very same thing - in the OVAL office
That may have taken it a Trent BRIDGE to far !!
Not at all - after all - he was using protection - the knee pads and the Box!!
If your not careful I might just get the UMPire!!
Careful with that hot PITCH you might get it all OVER you. For safety I would suggest you wear a BOWLER and SWEATER But don't RUN UP a big bill Or you could THROW your bank account OUT of cerdit.
Maybe I should just stay IN the PAVILION for TEA and take a look out for the NIGHTWATCHMAN
Man mad you are!!!! LOL           Now as it is SIX I'm going FOUR LUNCH  !
I think I am going to have to Baille out of this thread, before my 20-20 vision is disrupted and I get stumped for words!!
Tony you could never be stumped for words lol.!!!
Could always be a load of Bowls as normal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on May 27, 2009, 04:59:31 AM
You really CREASE me up sometimes lol!!!
Hope it's not with the RUNS 'cos that could be a sticky WICKET!
HOWZAT!

Don't quote me on this but the odds are LONG ON the answer being NOT OUT there. Not quite from the horse's mouth but will the THIRD MAN do?
As long as we don't cross the BOUNDARY!
Did FIELDING write a book about that. Sorry that was Bridget Jones , that odd girl from the Isle of Man.. The one with a SHORT LEG, LONG LEG, Fine Leg and wearing a short SLIP. Got to RUN now!!
Just don't BOWL the MAIDEN OVER
Look here Duck, I believe that Clinton did that very same thing - in the OVAL office
That may have taken it a Trent BRIDGE to far !!
Not at all - after all - he was using protection - the knee pads and the Box!!
If your not careful I might just get the UMPire!!
Careful with that hot PITCH you might get it all OVER you. For safety I would suggest you wear a BOWLER and SWEATER But don't RUN UP a big bill Or you could THROW your bank account OUT of cerdit.
Maybe I should just stay IN the PAVILION for TEA and take a look out for the NIGHTWATCHMAN
Man mad you are!!!! LOL           Now as it is SIX I'm going FOUR LUNCH  !
I think I am going to have to Baille out of this thread, before my 20-20 vision is disrupted and I get stumped for words!!
Tony you could never be stumped for words lol.!!!
Could always be a load of Bowls as normal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Said Don walking back to the Pavillion, muttering about a duck and bats!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Jules on May 27, 2009, 09:54:57 AM
You really CREASE me up sometimes lol!!!
Hope it's not with the RUNS 'cos that could be a sticky WICKET!
HOWZAT!

Don't quote me on this but the odds are LONG ON the answer being NOT OUT there. Not quite from the horse's mouth but will the THIRD MAN do?
As long as we don't cross the BOUNDARY!
Did FIELDING write a book about that. Sorry that was Bridget Jones , that odd girl from the Isle of Man.. The one with a SHORT LEG, LONG LEG, Fine Leg and wearing a short SLIP. Got to RUN now!!
Just don't BOWL the MAIDEN OVER
Look here Duck, I believe that Clinton did that very same thing - in the OVAL office
That may have taken it a Trent BRIDGE to far !!
Not at all - after all - he was using protection - the knee pads and the Box!!
If your not careful I might just get the UMPire!!
Careful with that hot PITCH you might get it all OVER you. For safety I would suggest you wear a BOWLER and SWEATER But don't RUN UP a big bill Or you could THROW your bank account OUT of cerdit.
Maybe I should just stay IN the PAVILION for TEA and take a look out for the NIGHTWATCHMAN
Man mad you are!!!! LOL           Now as it is SIX I'm going FOUR LUNCH  !
I think I am going to have to Baille out of this thread, before my 20-20 vision is disrupted and I get stumped for words!!
Tony you could never be stumped for words lol.!!!
Could always be a load of Bowls as normal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Said Don walking back to the Pavillion, muttering about a duck and bats!!
Then there is always the DAY/NIGHT MATCH which could FLOODLIGHT your life.
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on May 27, 2009, 06:52:28 PM
You really CREASE me up sometimes lol!!!
Hope it's not with the RUNS 'cos that could be a sticky WICKET!
HOWZAT!

Don't quote me on this but the odds are LONG ON the answer being NOT OUT there. Not quite from the horse's mouth but will the THIRD MAN do?
As long as we don't cross the BOUNDARY!
Did FIELDING write a book about that. Sorry that was Bridget Jones , that odd girl from the Isle of Man.. The one with a SHORT LEG, LONG LEG, Fine Leg and wearing a short SLIP. Got to RUN now!!
Just don't BOWL the MAIDEN OVER
Look here Duck, I believe that Clinton did that very same thing - in the OVAL office
That may have taken it a Trent BRIDGE to far !!
Not at all - after all - he was using protection - the knee pads and the Box!!
If your not careful I might just get the UMPire!!
Careful with that hot PITCH you might get it all OVER you. For safety I would suggest you wear a BOWLER and SWEATER But don't RUN UP a big bill Or you could THROW your bank account OUT of cerdit.
Maybe I should just stay IN the PAVILION for TEA and take a look out for the NIGHTWATCHMAN
Man mad you are!!!! LOL           Now as it is SIX I'm going FOUR LUNCH  !
I think I am going to have to Baille out of this thread, before my 20-20 vision is disrupted and I get stumped for words!!
Tony you could never be stumped for words lol.!!!
Could always be a load of Bowls as normal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Said Don walking back to the Pavillion, muttering about a duck and bats!!
Then there is always the DAY/NIGHT MATCH which could FLOODLIGHT your life.
not without my fleurescent Balls, - now I am taking the Gloves off!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on May 27, 2009, 11:22:35 PM
You really CREASE me up sometimes lol!!!
Hope it's not with the RUNS 'cos that could be a sticky WICKET!
HOWZAT!

Don't quote me on this but the odds are LONG ON the answer being NOT OUT there. Not quite from the horse's mouth but will the THIRD MAN do?
As long as we don't cross the BOUNDARY!
Did FIELDING write a book about that. Sorry that was Bridget Jones , that odd girl from the Isle of Man.. The one with a SHORT LEG, LONG LEG, Fine Leg and wearing a short SLIP. Got to RUN now!!
Just don't BOWL the MAIDEN OVER
Look here Duck, I believe that Clinton did that very same thing - in the OVAL office
That may have taken it a Trent BRIDGE to far !!
Not at all - after all - he was using protection - the knee pads and the Box!!
If your not careful I might just get the UMPire!!
Careful with that hot PITCH you might get it all OVER you. For safety I would suggest you wear a BOWLER and SWEATER But don't RUN UP a big bill Or you could THROW your bank account OUT of cerdit.
Maybe I should just stay IN the PAVILION for TEA and take a look out for the NIGHTWATCHMAN
Man mad you are!!!! LOL           Now as it is SIX I'm going FOUR LUNCH  !
I think I am going to have to Baille out of this thread, before my 20-20 vision is disrupted and I get stumped for words!!
Tony you could never be stumped for words lol.!!!
Could always be a load of Bowls as normal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Said Don walking back to the Pavillion, muttering about a duck and bats!!
Then there is always the DAY/NIGHT MATCH which could FLOODLIGHT your life.
not without my fleurescent Balls, - now I am taking the Gloves off!

And when I do I'll try a bit of FINGER SPIN before a LEG BREAK and a few CUTS And a swift kick to MID WICKET which will make you feel somewhat SILLY MID OFF. Now you'll be incapable of getting a POINT under the COVERS. Now of course you'll CREASE yourselves at that one! CAP that!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Jules on May 28, 2009, 12:35:54 AM
You really CREASE me up sometimes lol!!!
Hope it's not with the RUNS 'cos that could be a sticky WICKET!
HOWZAT!

Don't quote me on this but the odds are LONG ON the answer being NOT OUT there. Not quite from the horse's mouth but will the THIRD MAN do?
As long as we don't cross the BOUNDARY!
Did FIELDING write a book about that. Sorry that was Bridget Jones , that odd girl from the Isle of Man.. The one with a SHORT LEG, LONG LEG, Fine Leg and wearing a short SLIP. Got to RUN now!!
Just don't BOWL the MAIDEN OVER
Look here Duck, I believe that Clinton did that very same thing - in the OVAL office
That may have taken it a Trent BRIDGE to far !!
Not at all - after all - he was using protection - the knee pads and the Box!!
If your not careful I might just get the UMPire!!
Careful with that hot PITCH you might get it all OVER you. For safety I would suggest you wear a BOWLER and SWEATER But don't RUN UP a big bill Or you could THROW your bank account OUT of cerdit.
Maybe I should just stay IN the PAVILION for TEA and take a look out for the NIGHTWATCHMAN
Man mad you are!!!! LOL           Now as it is SIX I'm going FOUR LUNCH  !
I think I am going to have to Baille out of this thread, before my 20-20 vision is disrupted and I get stumped for words!!
Tony you could never be stumped for words lol.!!!
Could always be a load of Bowls as normal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Said Don walking back to the Pavillion, muttering about a duck and bats!!
Then there is always the DAY/NIGHT MATCH which could FLOODLIGHT your life.
not without my fleurescent Balls, - now I am taking the Gloves off!

And when I do I'll try a bit of FINGER SPIN before a LEG BREAK and a few CUTS And a swift kick to MID WICKET which will make you feel somewhat SILLY MID OFF. Now you'll be incapable of getting a POINT under the COVERS. Now of course you'll CREASE yourselves at that one! CAP that!
And whilst your under the COVERS make sure Tony isn't lurking for bit of POWERPLAY. Just don't STRIKE any MATCHES as POWERGEN will LIGHT your way out of DEEP trouble.
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on May 28, 2009, 02:38:55 AM
You really CREASE me up sometimes lol!!!
Hope it's not with the RUNS 'cos that could be a sticky WICKET!
HOWZAT!

Don't quote me on this but the odds are LONG ON the answer being NOT OUT there. Not quite from the horse's mouth but will the THIRD MAN do?
As long as we don't cross the BOUNDARY!
Did FIELDING write a book about that. Sorry that was Bridget Jones , that odd girl from the Isle of Man.. The one with a SHORT LEG, LONG LEG, Fine Leg and wearing a short SLIP. Got to RUN now!!
Just don't BOWL the MAIDEN OVER
Look here Duck, I believe that Clinton did that very same thing - in the OVAL office
That may have taken it a Trent BRIDGE to far !!
Not at all - after all - he was using protection - the knee pads and the Box!!
If your not careful I might just get the UMPire!!
Careful with that hot PITCH you might get it all OVER you. For safety I would suggest you wear a BOWLER and SWEATER But don't RUN UP a big bill Or you could THROW your bank account OUT of cerdit.
Maybe I should just stay IN the PAVILION for TEA and take a look out for the NIGHTWATCHMAN
Man mad you are!!!! LOL           Now as it is SIX I'm going FOUR LUNCH  !
I think I am going to have to Baille out of this thread, before my 20-20 vision is disrupted and I get stumped for words!!
Tony you could never be stumped for words lol.!!!
Could always be a load of Bowls as normal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Said Don walking back to the Pavillion, muttering about a duck and bats!!
Then there is always the DAY/NIGHT MATCH which could FLOODLIGHT your life.
not without my fleurescent Balls, - now I am taking the Gloves off!

And when I do I'll try a bit of FINGER SPIN before a LEG BREAK and a few CUTS And a swift kick to MID WICKET which will make you feel somewhat SILLY MID OFF. Now you'll be incapable of getting a POINT under the COVERS. Now of course you'll CREASE yourselves at that one! CAP that!
And whilst your under the COVERS make sure Tony isn't lurking for bit of POWERPLAY. Just don't STRIKE any MATCHES as POWERGEN will LIGHT your way out of DEEP trouble.

Just to scrape the bottom of the barrel.......... I'll have a wis-den I'll go to bed!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on May 28, 2009, 05:05:43 AM
You really CREASE me up sometimes lol!!!
Hope it's not with the RUNS 'cos that could be a sticky WICKET!
HOWZAT!

Don't quote me on this but the odds are LONG ON the answer being NOT OUT there. Not quite from the horse's mouth but will the THIRD MAN do?
As long as we don't cross the BOUNDARY!
Did FIELDING write a book about that. Sorry that was Bridget Jones , that odd girl from the Isle of Man.. The one with a SHORT LEG, LONG LEG, Fine Leg and wearing a short SLIP. Got to RUN now!!
Just don't BOWL the MAIDEN OVER
Look here Duck, I believe that Clinton did that very same thing - in the OVAL office
That may have taken it a Trent BRIDGE to far !!
Not at all - after all - he was using protection - the knee pads and the Box!!
If your not careful I might just get the UMPire!!
Careful with that hot PITCH you might get it all OVER you. For safety I would suggest you wear a BOWLER and SWEATER But don't RUN UP a big bill Or you could THROW your bank account OUT of cerdit.
Maybe I should just stay IN the PAVILION for TEA and take a look out for the NIGHTWATCHMAN
Man mad you are!!!! LOL           Now as it is SIX I'm going FOUR LUNCH  !
I think I am going to have to Baille out of this thread, before my 20-20 vision is disrupted and I get stumped for words!!
Tony you could never be stumped for words lol.!!!
Could always be a load of Bowls as normal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Said Don walking back to the Pavillion, muttering about a duck and bats!!
Then there is always the DAY/NIGHT MATCH which could FLOODLIGHT your life.
not without my fleurescent Balls, - now I am taking the Gloves off!

And when I do I'll try a bit of FINGER SPIN before a LEG BREAK and a few CUTS And a swift kick to MID WICKET which will make you feel somewhat SILLY MID OFF. Now you'll be incapable of getting a POINT under the COVERS. Now of course you'll CREASE yourselves at that one! CAP that!
And whilst your under the COVERS make sure Tony isn't lurking for bit of POWERPLAY. Just don't STRIKE any MATCHES as POWERGEN will LIGHT your way out of DEEP trouble.

Just to scrape the bottom of the barrel.......... I'll have a wis-den I'll go to bed!
Well I'll be playing a few ends, on Corfu Town Green, so - - Hell be {for} you-you, (L B W) - yes groan!!
The girls will be in the loo changing their pads!!, whils Don will be scratching his shiny red ball with a fingernail,
because he loves playing a Googley, while wearing a safety hat, to grill the Bouncers!!
and you thought you scraped the bottom of the barrel!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on May 28, 2009, 09:54:41 AM
You really CREASE me up sometimes lol!!!
Hope it's not with the RUNS 'cos that could be a sticky WICKET!
HOWZAT!

Don't quote me on this but the odds are LONG ON the answer being NOT OUT there. Not quite from the horse's mouth but will the THIRD MAN do?
As long as we don't cross the BOUNDARY!
Did FIELDING write a book about that. Sorry that was Bridget Jones , that odd girl from the Isle of Man.. The one with a SHORT LEG, LONG LEG, Fine Leg and wearing a short SLIP. Got to RUN now!!
Just don't BOWL the MAIDEN OVER
Look here Duck, I believe that Clinton did that very same thing - in the OVAL office
That may have taken it a Trent BRIDGE to far !!
Not at all - after all - he was using protection - the knee pads and the Box!!
If your not careful I might just get the UMPire!!
Careful with that hot PITCH you might get it all OVER you. For safety I would suggest you wear a BOWLER and SWEATER But don't RUN UP a big bill Or you could THROW your bank account OUT of cerdit.
Maybe I should just stay IN the PAVILION for TEA and take a look out for the NIGHTWATCHMAN
Man mad you are!!!! LOL           Now as it is SIX I'm going FOUR LUNCH  !
I think I am going to have to Baille out of this thread, before my 20-20 vision is disrupted and I get stumped for words!!
Tony you could never be stumped for words lol.!!!
Could always be a load of Bowls as normal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Said Don walking back to the Pavillion, muttering about a duck and bats!!
Then there is always the DAY/NIGHT MATCH which could FLOODLIGHT your life.
not without my fleurescent Balls, - now I am taking the Gloves off!

And when I do I'll try a bit of FINGER SPIN before a LEG BREAK and a few CUTS And a swift kick to MID WICKET which will make you feel somewhat SILLY MID OFF. Now you'll be incapable of getting a POINT under the COVERS. Now of course you'll CREASE yourselves at that one! CAP that!
And whilst your under the COVERS make sure Tony isn't lurking for bit of POWERPLAY. Just don't STRIKE any MATCHES as POWERGEN will LIGHT your way out of DEEP trouble.

Just to scrape the bottom of the barrel.......... I'll have a wis-den I'll go to bed!
Well I'll be playing a few ends, on Corfu Town Green, so - - Hell be {for} you-you, (L B W) - yes groan!!
The girls will be in the loo changing their pads!!, whils Don will be scratching his shiny red ball with a fingernail,
because he loves playing a Googley, while wearing a safety hat, to grill the Bouncers!!
and you thought you scraped the bottom of the barrel!

It's good that folk have the GRACE not to BOYCOTT this thread! Now we BOTH AM going to work!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Colin on May 28, 2009, 07:35:40 PM
You really CREASE me up sometimes lol!!!
Hope it's not with the RUNS 'cos that could be a sticky WICKET!
HOWZAT!

Don't quote me on this but the odds are LONG ON the answer being NOT OUT there. Not quite from the horse's mouth but will the THIRD MAN do?
As long as we don't cross the BOUNDARY!
Did FIELDING write a book about that. Sorry that was Bridget Jones , that odd girl from the Isle of Man.. The one with a SHORT LEG, LONG LEG, Fine Leg and wearing a short SLIP. Got to RUN now!!
Just don't BOWL the MAIDEN OVER
Look here Duck, I believe that Clinton did that very same thing - in the OVAL office
That may have taken it a Trent BRIDGE to far !!
Not at all - after all - he was using protection - the knee pads and the Box!!
If your not careful I might just get the UMPire!!
Careful with that hot PITCH you might get it all OVER you. For safety I would suggest you wear a BOWLER and SWEATER But don't RUN UP a big bill Or you could THROW your bank account OUT of cerdit.
Maybe I should just stay IN the PAVILION for TEA and take a look out for the NIGHTWATCHMAN
Man mad you are!!!! LOL           Now as it is SIX I'm going FOUR LUNCH  !
I think I am going to have to Baille out of this thread, before my 20-20 vision is disrupted and I get stumped for words!!
Tony you could never be stumped for words lol.!!!
Could always be a load of Bowls as normal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Said Don walking back to the Pavillion, muttering about a duck and bats!!
Then there is always the DAY/NIGHT MATCH which could FLOODLIGHT your life.
not without my fleurescent Balls, - now I am taking the Gloves off!

And when I do I'll try a bit of FINGER SPIN before a LEG BREAK and a few CUTS And a swift kick to MID WICKET which will make you feel somewhat SILLY MID OFF. Now you'll be incapable of getting a POINT under the COVERS. Now of course you'll CREASE yourselves at that one! CAP that!
And whilst your under the COVERS make sure Tony isn't lurking for bit of POWERPLAY. Just don't STRIKE any MATCHES as POWERGEN will LIGHT your way out of DEEP trouble.

Just to scrape the bottom of the barrel.......... I'll have a wis-den I'll go to bed!
Well I'll be playing a few ends, on Corfu Town Green, so - - Hell be {for} you-you, (L B W) - yes groan!!
The girls will be in the loo changing their pads!!, whils Don will be scratching his shiny red ball with a fingernail,
because he loves playing a Googley, while wearing a safety hat, to grill the Bouncers!!
and you thought you scraped the bottom of the barrel!

It's good that folk have the GRACE not to BOYCOTT this thread! Now we BOTH AM going to work!!

The Batsman's Holding the Bowler's Willey

(did a commentator really ever say that?)
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on May 28, 2009, 11:36:56 PM
You really CREASE me up sometimes lol!!!
Hope it's not with the RUNS 'cos that could be a sticky WICKET!
HOWZAT!

Don't quote me on this but the odds are LONG ON the answer being NOT OUT there. Not quite from the horse's mouth but will the THIRD MAN do?
As long as we don't cross the BOUNDARY!
Did FIELDING write a book about that. Sorry that was Bridget Jones , that odd girl from the Isle of Man.. The one with a SHORT LEG, LONG LEG, Fine Leg and wearing a short SLIP. Got to RUN now!!
Just don't BOWL the MAIDEN OVER
Look here Duck, I believe that Clinton did that very same thing - in the OVAL office
That may have taken it a Trent BRIDGE to far !!
Not at all - after all - he was using protection - the knee pads and the Box!!
If your not careful I might just get the UMPire!!
Careful with that hot PITCH you might get it all OVER you. For safety I would suggest you wear a BOWLER and SWEATER But don't RUN UP a big bill Or you could THROW your bank account OUT of cerdit.
Maybe I should just stay IN the PAVILION for TEA and take a look out for the NIGHTWATCHMAN
Man mad you are!!!! LOL           Now as it is SIX I'm going FOUR LUNCH  !
I think I am going to have to Baille out of this thread, before my 20-20 vision is disrupted and I get stumped for words!!
Tony you could never be stumped for words lol.!!!
Could always be a load of Bowls as normal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Said Don walking back to the Pavillion, muttering about a duck and bats!!
Then there is always the DAY/NIGHT MATCH which could FLOODLIGHT your life.
not without my fleurescent Balls, - now I am taking the Gloves off!

And when I do I'll try a bit of FINGER SPIN before a LEG BREAK and a few CUTS And a swift kick to MID WICKET which will make you feel somewhat SILLY MID OFF. Now you'll be incapable of getting a POINT under the COVERS. Now of course you'll CREASE yourselves at that one! CAP that!
And whilst your under the COVERS make sure Tony isn't lurking for bit of POWERPLAY. Just don't STRIKE any MATCHES as POWERGEN will LIGHT your way out of DEEP trouble.

Just to scrape the bottom of the barrel.......... I'll have a wis-den I'll go to bed!
Well I'll be playing a few ends, on Corfu Town Green, so - - Hell be {for} you-you, (L B W) - yes groan!!
The girls will be in the loo changing their pads!!, whils Don will be scratching his shiny red ball with a fingernail,
because he loves playing a Googley, while wearing a safety hat, to grill the Bouncers!!
and you thought you scraped the bottom of the barrel!

It's good that folk have the GRACE not to BOYCOTT this thread! Now we BOTH AM going to work!!

The Batsman's Holding the Bowler's Willey

(did a commentator really ever say that?)

Yes and it still holds well... Also Guantarena opens his legs and shows his class.... Colemanballs  absolutely awesome.  Remember  For those watching in black and white - the browns behind the pink!!

I suppose we could have a LAMB Kleftiko while being amused by Jimmy CRICKET while SYDNEY James RUNS after Hattie Jacques who is eating an INDIAN curry.
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Jules on May 29, 2009, 12:20:47 AM
You really CREASE me up sometimes lol!!!
Hope it's not with the RUNS 'cos that could be a sticky WICKET!
HOWZAT!

Don't quote me on this but the odds are LONG ON the answer being NOT OUT there. Not quite from the horse's mouth but will the THIRD MAN do?
As long as we don't cross the BOUNDARY!
Did FIELDING write a book about that. Sorry that was Bridget Jones , that odd girl from the Isle of Man.. The one with a SHORT LEG, LONG LEG, Fine Leg and wearing a short SLIP. Got to RUN now!!
Just don't BOWL the MAIDEN OVER
Look here Duck, I believe that Clinton did that very same thing - in the OVAL office
That may have taken it a Trent BRIDGE to far !!
Not at all - after all - he was using protection - the knee pads and the Box!!
If your not careful I might just get the UMPire!!
Careful with that hot PITCH you might get it all OVER you. For safety I would suggest you wear a BOWLER and SWEATER But don't RUN UP a big bill Or you could THROW your bank account OUT of cerdit.
Maybe I should just stay IN the PAVILION for TEA and take a look out for the NIGHTWATCHMAN
Man mad you are!!!! LOL           Now as it is SIX I'm going FOUR LUNCH  !
I think I am going to have to Baille out of this thread, before my 20-20 vision is disrupted and I get stumped for words!!
Tony you could never be stumped for words lol.!!!
Could always be a load of Bowls as normal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Said Don walking back to the Pavillion, muttering about a duck and bats!!
Then there is always the DAY/NIGHT MATCH which could FLOODLIGHT your life.
not without my fleurescent Balls, - now I am taking the Gloves off!

And when I do I'll try a bit of FINGER SPIN before a LEG BREAK and a few CUTS And a swift kick to MID WICKET which will make you feel somewhat SILLY MID OFF. Now you'll be incapable of getting a POINT under the COVERS. Now of course you'll CREASE yourselves at that one! CAP that!
And whilst your under the COVERS make sure Tony isn't lurking for bit of POWERPLAY. Just don't STRIKE any MATCHES as POWERGEN will LIGHT your way out of DEEP trouble.

Just to scrape the bottom of the barrel.......... I'll have a wis-den I'll go to bed!
Well I'll be playing a few ends, on Corfu Town Green, so - - Hell be {for} you-you, (L B W) - yes groan!!
The girls will be in the loo changing their pads!!, whils Don will be scratching his shiny red ball with a fingernail,
because he loves playing a Googley, while wearing a safety hat, to grill the Bouncers!!
and you thought you scraped the bottom of the barrel!

It's good that folk have the GRACE not to BOYCOTT this thread! Now we BOTH AM going to work!!

The Batsman's Holding the Bowler's Willey

(did a commentator really ever say that?)

Yes and it still holds well... Also Guantarena opens his legs and shows his class.... Colemanballs  absolutely awesome.  Remember  For those watching in black and white - the browns behind the pink!!

I suppose we could have a LAMB Kleftiko while being amused by Jimmy CRICKET while SYDNEY James RUNS after Hattie Jacques who is eating an INDIAN curry.
Well I do DECLARE my DUCK that the MAIDEN has RUN off wiTH THE THIRD MAN after giving BUMBLE the SLIP.She has been completely BOWLED OVER by his BOX.
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on May 29, 2009, 02:09:36 AM
You really CREASE me up sometimes lol!!!
Hope it's not with the RUNS 'cos that could be a sticky WICKET!
HOWZAT!

Don't quote me on this but the odds are LONG ON the answer being NOT OUT there. Not quite from the horse's mouth but will the THIRD MAN do?
As long as we don't cross the BOUNDARY!
Did FIELDING write a book about that. Sorry that was Bridget Jones , that odd girl from the Isle of Man.. The one with a SHORT LEG, LONG LEG, Fine Leg and wearing a short SLIP. Got to RUN now!!
Just don't BOWL the MAIDEN OVER
Look here Duck, I believe that Clinton did that very same thing - in the OVAL office
That may have taken it a Trent BRIDGE to far !!
Not at all - after all - he was using protection - the knee pads and the Box!!
If your not careful I might just get the UMPire!!
Careful with that hot PITCH you might get it all OVER you. For safety I would suggest you wear a BOWLER and SWEATER But don't RUN UP a big bill Or you could THROW your bank account OUT of cerdit.
Maybe I should just stay IN the PAVILION for TEA and take a look out for the NIGHTWATCHMAN
Man mad you are!!!! LOL           Now as it is SIX I'm going FOUR LUNCH  !
I think I am going to have to Baille out of this thread, before my 20-20 vision is disrupted and I get stumped for words!!
Tony you could never be stumped for words lol.!!!
Could always be a load of Bowls as normal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Said Don walking back to the Pavillion, muttering about a duck and bats!!
Then there is always the DAY/NIGHT MATCH which could FLOODLIGHT your life.
not without my fleurescent Balls, - now I am taking the Gloves off!

And when I do I'll try a bit of FINGER SPIN before a LEG BREAK and a few CUTS And a swift kick to MID WICKET which will make you feel somewhat SILLY MID OFF. Now you'll be incapable of getting a POINT under the COVERS. Now of course you'll CREASE yourselves at that one! CAP that!
And whilst your under the COVERS make sure Tony isn't lurking for bit of POWERPLAY. Just don't STRIKE any MATCHES as POWERGEN will LIGHT your way out of DEEP trouble.

Just to scrape the bottom of the barrel.......... I'll have a wis-den I'll go to bed!
Well I'll be playing a few ends, on Corfu Town Green, so - - Hell be {for} you-you, (L B W) - yes groan!!
The girls will be in the loo changing their pads!!, whils Don will be scratching his shiny red ball with a fingernail,
because he loves playing a Googley, while wearing a safety hat, to grill the Bouncers!!
and you thought you scraped the bottom of the barrel!

It's good that folk have the GRACE not to BOYCOTT this thread! Now we BOTH AM going to work!!

The Batsman's Holding the Bowler's Willey

(did a commentator really ever say that?)

Yes and it still holds well... Also Guantarena opens his legs and shows his class.... Colemanballs  absolutely awesome.  Remember  For those watching in black and white - the browns behind the pink!!

I suppose we could have a LAMB Kleftiko while being amused by Jimmy CRICKET while SYDNEY James RUNS after Hattie Jacques who is eating an INDIAN curry.
Well I do DECLARE my DUCK that the MAIDEN has RUN off wiTH THE THIRD MAN after giving BUMBLE the SLIP.She has been completely BOWLED OVER by his BOX.

NICE ONE ROY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on May 29, 2009, 08:14:13 AM
I think we've done the lot, now - shall we go on to Rugby or at least TRY it!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Jules on May 29, 2009, 09:37:40 AM
I think we've done the lot, now - shall we go on to Rugby or at least TRY it!!
Whats up -can't you take the PACE lol!!!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on May 29, 2009, 10:09:59 AM
What we need is a Peter Mandelson SPIN on it!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Zimmer on May 29, 2009, 10:22:45 AM
What we need is a Peter Mandelson SPIN on it!!

groan- you lot should either be Tony Blackburn's script writers or form a new Carry On Co ::)lol
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on May 29, 2009, 10:52:09 AM
What we need is a Peter Mandelson SPIN on it!!

groan- you lot should either be Tony Blackburn's script writers or form a new Carry On Co ::)lol

SLOW down now, we're at least on the right TRACK..... Sorry if we don't CREASE you up!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on May 29, 2009, 12:05:39 PM
What we need is a Peter Mandelson SPIN on it!!

groan- you lot should either be Tony Blackburn's script writers or form a new Carry On Co ::)lol

SLOW down now, we're at least on the right TRACK..... Sorry if we don't CREASE you up!
I can see this running until the end of the CENTURY, luckily my Vision is "20-20" and I can see in the dark,
especially when playing NIGHT-GAMES, in my Whites!!
Jules snatched my "Box" when playing partners and rubbed it so hard trying to get a Genie out,
it burnt out and she got her hands on the ASHES at last!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Jules on May 29, 2009, 08:25:55 PM
What we need is a Peter Mandelson SPIN on it!!

groan- you lot should either be Tony Blackburn's script writers or form a new Carry On Co ::)lol

SLOW down now, we're at least on the right TRACK..... Sorry if we don't CREASE you up!
I can see this running until the end of the CENTURY, luckily my Vision is "20-20" and I can see in the dark,
especially when playing NIGHT-GAMES, in my Whites!!
Jules snatched my "Box" when playing partners and rubbed it so hard trying to get a Genie out,
it burnt out and she got her hands on the ASHES at last!
I do DECLARE that I will BAIL out of that one - hate to be CLEAN BOWLED OVER !!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on May 29, 2009, 11:01:21 PM
What we need is a Peter Mandelson SPIN on it!!

groan- you lot should either be Tony Blackburn's script writers or form a new Carry On Co ::)lol

SLOW down now, we're at least on the right TRACK..... Sorry if we don't CREASE you up!
I can see this running until the end of the CENTURY, luckily my Vision is "20-20" and I can see in the dark,
especially when playing NIGHT-GAMES, in my Whites!!
Jules snatched my "Box" when playing partners and rubbed it so hard trying to get a Genie out,
it burnt out and she got her hands on the ASHES at last!
I do DECLARE that I will BAIL out of that one - hate to be CLEAN BOWLED OVER !!!!!!!!!

Thats because I've packed in smoking my BENSON & HEDGES and changed from GILLETTE to Wilkinsons sword!  Since I packed in I have become quite BEEFY. I am healthier now I DON't smoke. Its good that I am now on the RUN UP to our Corfu visit and will soon break our DUCK for this year. We will also KNOCK our CENTURY of foreign holidays when we return for a SECOND. We are pushing back the BOUNDARY all the time. See you are all ROPEd into these holdays to so you all pass the TEST.
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on May 30, 2009, 04:46:29 AM
What we need is a Peter Mandelson SPIN on it!!

groan- you lot should either be Tony Blackburn's script writers or form a new Carry On Co ::)lol

SLOW down now, we're at least on the right TRACK..... Sorry if we don't CREASE you up!
I can see this running until the end of the CENTURY, luckily my Vision is "20-20" and I can see in the dark,
especially when playing NIGHT-GAMES, in my Whites!!
Jules snatched my "Box" when playing partners and rubbed it so hard trying to get a Genie out,
it burnt out and she got her hands on the ASHES at last!
I do DECLARE that I will BAIL out of that one - hate to be CLEAN BOWLED OVER !!!!!!!!!

Thats because I've packed in smoking my BENSON & HEDGES and changed from GILLETTE to Wilkinsons sword!  Since I packed in I have become quite BEEFY. I am healthier now I DON't smoke. Its good that I am now on the RUN UP to our Corfu visit and will soon break our DUCK for this year. We will also KNOCK our CENTURY of foreign holidays when we return for a SECOND. We are pushing back the BOUNDARY all the time. See you are all ROPEd into these holdays to so you all pass the TEST.
I see you threw a "Carrom Ball", and "castled" with the "cherry", but the next was a "dibbly-dobbly", with a "dipper" and a "Dink", at the other end the "ferret" managed an out of the ordinary "Flash", before being bowled over and walking back to then Hutch!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Jules on May 30, 2009, 10:23:12 AM
What we need is a Peter Mandelson SPIN on it!!

groan- you lot should either be Tony Blackburn's script writers or form a new Carry On Co ::)lol

SLOW down now, we're at least on the right TRACK..... Sorry if we don't CREASE you up!
I can see this running until the end of the CENTURY, luckily my Vision is "20-20" and I can see in the dark,
especially when playing NIGHT-GAMES, in my Whites!!
Jules snatched my "Box" when playing partners and rubbed it so hard trying to get a Genie out,
it burnt out and she got her hands on the ASHES at last!
I do DECLARE that I will BAIL out of that one - hate to be CLEAN BOWLED OVER !!!!!!!!!

Thats because I've packed in smoking my BENSON & HEDGES and changed from GILLETTE to Wilkinsons sword!  Since I packed in I have become quite BEEFY. I am healthier now I DON't smoke. Its good that I am now on the RUN UP to our Corfu visit and will soon break our DUCK for this year. We will also KNOCK our CENTURY of foreign holidays when we return for a SECOND. We are pushing back the BOUNDARY all the time. See you are all ROPEd into these holdays to so you all pass the TEST.
I see you threw a "Carrom Ball", and "castled" with the "cherry", but the next was a "dibbly-dobbly", with a "dipper" and a "Dink", at the other end the "ferret" managed an out of the ordinary "Flash", before being bowled over and walking back to then Hutch!!
Well the BROAD man had a SNICK preview of what was for LUNCH and found it was some LAMB. He WOOD have prefered something a bit more LIGHT as he wanted to impress the DOLLY BIRD on his ARM. From 22 YARDS he could get away with his 3 bellies hanging OUT but CLOSE up was another thing. He might have to hide BEHIND the THIRD MAN to get OUT of her SIGHT and then give her the SLIP before BAILING OUT!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Colin on May 30, 2009, 10:00:33 PM
What we need is a Peter Mandelson SPIN on it!!

groan- you lot should either be Tony Blackburn's script writers or form a new Carry On Co ::)lol

SLOW down now, we're at least on the right TRACK..... Sorry if we don't CREASE you up!
I can see this running until the end of the CENTURY, luckily my Vision is "20-20" and I can see in the dark,
especially when playing NIGHT-GAMES, in my Whites!!
Jules snatched my "Box" when playing partners and rubbed it so hard trying to get a Genie out,
it burnt out and she got her hands on the ASHES at last!
I do DECLARE that I will BAIL out of that one - hate to be CLEAN BOWLED OVER !!!!!!!!!

Thats because I've packed in smoking my BENSON & HEDGES and changed from GILLETTE to Wilkinsons sword!  Since I packed in I have become quite BEEFY. I am healthier now I DON't smoke. Its good that I am now on the RUN UP to our Corfu visit and will soon break our DUCK for this year. We will also KNOCK our CENTURY of foreign holidays when we return for a SECOND. We are pushing back the BOUNDARY all the time. See you are all ROPEd into these holdays to so you all pass the TEST.
I see you threw a "Carrom Ball", and "castled" with the "cherry", but the next was a "dibbly-dobbly", with a "dipper" and a "Dink", at the other end the "ferret" managed an out of the ordinary "Flash", before being bowled over and walking back to then Hutch!!
Well the BROAD man had a SNICK preview of what was for LUNCH and found it was some LAMB. He WOOD have prefered something a bit more LIGHT as he wanted to impress the DOLLY BIRD on his ARM. From 22 YARDS he could get away with his 3 bellies hanging OUT but CLOSE up was another thing. He might have to hide BEHIND the THIRD MAN to get OUT of her SIGHT and then give her the SLIP before BAILING OUT!!

Who ever started this needs a kick in the GOOGLY'S  :P but that would leave them a weeping WILLOW, I can't stay long because I need to get my GRASSCUTTER out and Mow the lawn, and then I'd better do a bit of Ironing  because I've got a terrible CREASE in my WHITE(S) shirt
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on May 30, 2009, 11:40:14 PM
What we need is a Peter Mandelson SPIN on it!!

groan- you lot should either be Tony Blackburn's script writers or form a new Carry On Co ::)lol

SLOW down now, we're at least on the right TRACK..... Sorry if we don't CREASE you up!
I can see this running until the end of the CENTURY, luckily my Vision is "20-20" and I can see in the dark,
especially when playing NIGHT-GAMES, in my Whites!!
Jules snatched my "Box" when playing partners and rubbed it so hard trying to get a Genie out,
it burnt out and she got her hands on the ASHES at last!
I do DECLARE that I will BAIL out of that one - hate to be CLEAN BOWLED OVER !!!!!!!!!

Thats because I've packed in smoking my BENSON & HEDGES and changed from GILLETTE to Wilkinsons sword!  Since I packed in I have become quite BEEFY. I am healthier now I DON't smoke. Its good that I am now on the RUN UP to our Corfu visit and will soon break our DUCK for this year. We will also KNOCK our CENTURY of foreign holidays when we return for a SECOND. We are pushing back the BOUNDARY all the time. See you are all ROPEd into these holdays to so you all pass the TEST.
I see you threw a "Carrom Ball", and "castled" with the "cherry", but the next was a "dibbly-dobbly", with a "dipper" and a "Dink", at the other end the "ferret" managed an out of the ordinary "Flash", before being bowled over and walking back to then Hutch!!
Well the BROAD man had a SNICK preview of what was for LUNCH and found it was some LAMB. He WOOD have prefered something a bit more LIGHT as he wanted to impress the DOLLY BIRD on his ARM. From 22 YARDS he could get away with his 3 bellies hanging OUT but CLOSE up was another thing. He might have to hide BEHIND the THIRD MAN to get OUT of her SIGHT and then give her the SLIP before BAILING OUT!!

Who ever started this needs a kick in the GOOGLY'S  :P but that would leave them a weeping WILLOW, I can't stay long because I need to get my GRASSCUTTER out and Mow the lawn, and then I'd better do a bit of Ironing  because I've got a terrible CREASE in my WHITE(S) shirt

So we now have MILBURN and COWDREY those WORLD CUP class Colins. Sorry couldn't make it a HAT-TRICK But if you combined those two Colins would they have made a HEAVY ROLLER before they DROVE their BEAMER through THIRD MAN as Harry drank lager and lime like a TRUEMAN while dreaming ofthe LA LAKERs!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on May 31, 2009, 02:17:55 AM
What we need is a Peter Mandelson SPIN on it!!

groan- you lot should either be Tony Blackburn's script writers or form a new Carry On Co ::)lol

SLOW down now, we're at least on the right TRACK..... Sorry if we don't CREASE you up!
I can see this running until the end of the CENTURY, luckily my Vision is "20-20" and I can see in the dark,
especially when playing NIGHT-GAMES, in my Whites!!
Jules snatched my "Box" when playing partners and rubbed it so hard trying to get a Genie out,
it burnt out and she got her hands on the ASHES at last!
I do DECLARE that I will BAIL out of that one - hate to be CLEAN BOWLED OVER !!!!!!!!!

Thats because I've packed in smoking my BENSON & HEDGES and changed from GILLETTE to Wilkinsons sword!  Since I packed in I have become quite BEEFY. I am healthier now I DON't smoke. Its good that I am now on the RUN UP to our Corfu visit and will soon break our DUCK for this year. We will also KNOCK our CENTURY of foreign holidays when we return for a SECOND. We are pushing back the BOUNDARY all the time. See you are all ROPEd into these holdays to so you all pass the TEST.
I see you threw a "Carrom Ball", and "castled" with the "cherry", but the next was a "dibbly-dobbly", with a "dipper" and a "Dink", at the other end the "ferret" managed an out of the ordinary "Flash", before being bowled over and walking back to then Hutch!!
Well the BROAD man had a SNICK preview of what was for LUNCH and found it was some LAMB. He WOOD have prefered something a bit more LIGHT as he wanted to impress the DOLLY BIRD on his ARM. From 22 YARDS he could get away with his 3 bellies hanging OUT but CLOSE up was another thing. He might have to hide BEHIND the THIRD MAN to get OUT of her SIGHT and then give her the SLIP before BAILING OUT!!

Who ever started this needs a kick in the GOOGLY'S  :P but that would leave them a weeping WILLOW, I can't stay long because I need to get my GRASSCUTTER out and Mow the lawn, and then I'd better do a bit of Ironing  because I've got a terrible CREASE in my WHITE(S) shirt

So we now have MILBURN and COWDREY those WORLD CUP class Colins. Sorry couldn't make it a HAT-TRICK But if you combined those two Colins would they have made a HEAVY ROLLER before they DROVE their BEAMER through THIRD MAN as Harry drank lager and lime like a TRUEMAN while dreaming ofthe LA LAKERs!
I think women should play CRICKET - they are WAGs & have good qualifications, ZOOTERS AND THE YIPS. LEG SLIPS, are a concern, however, theres nothing like a LEG BEFORE WICKET, or a LEG SLIP.
LADIES would go out for the MAIDEN OVER, & ask for a LENGTH - SLIP(ed) to them - as a IN-SWINGER, WHEN PERFORMING A MARILLIER SHOT, with a little MATCH FIXING thrown in.
A MULLYGRUBBER was thrown out, causing a NURDEL, this was because of a STURGER, being a bit of a STICKY DOG, luckily, she put on her NETS, as a LOOSENER, until the HOT-SPOT was found!!
After a HAT-TRICK I shouted HOIK! Natuarally, I had first put on a GLOVE, for PROTECTION, before DIVING into the GULLY for a FULL TOSS and a FRENCH CUT, in case of a FOLLOW THROUGH.
I had to adjust my FLY SLIP, and COME TO THE CREASE. Naturally this would be done under the COVERS, owing to the CORRIDOR OF UNCERTAINTY, and would continue until I had to go to the Toilet, only to be repelled by a FLOATER! GAME OVER thanks to this final GAZUNDER with a JAFFA. HOWZAT!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on May 31, 2009, 03:07:05 AM
What we need is a Peter Mandelson SPIN on it!!

groan- you lot should either be Tony Blackburn's script writers or form a new Carry On Co ::)lol

SLOW down now, we're at least on the right TRACK..... Sorry if we don't CREASE you up!
I can see this running until the end of the CENTURY, luckily my Vision is "20-20" and I can see in the dark,
especially when playing NIGHT-GAMES, in my Whites!!
Jules snatched my "Box" when playing partners and rubbed it so hard trying to get a Genie out,
it burnt out and she got her hands on the ASHES at last!
I do DECLARE that I will BAIL out of that one - hate to be CLEAN BOWLED OVER !!!!!!!!!

Thats because I've packed in smoking my BENSON & HEDGES and changed from GILLETTE to Wilkinsons sword!  Since I packed in I have become quite BEEFY. I am healthier now I DON't smoke. Its good that I am now on the RUN UP to our Corfu visit and will soon break our DUCK for this year. We will also KNOCK our CENTURY of foreign holidays when we return for a SECOND. We are pushing back the BOUNDARY all the time. See you are all ROPEd into these holdays to so you all pass the TEST.
I see you threw a "Carrom Ball", and "castled" with the "cherry", but the next was a "dibbly-dobbly", with a "dipper" and a "Dink", at the other end the "ferret" managed an out of the ordinary "Flash", before being bowled over and walking back to then Hutch!!
Well the BROAD man had a SNICK preview of what was for LUNCH and found it was some LAMB. He WOOD have prefered something a bit more LIGHT as he wanted to impress the DOLLY BIRD on his ARM. From 22 YARDS he could get away with his 3 bellies hanging OUT but CLOSE up was another thing. He might have to hide BEHIND the THIRD MAN to get OUT of her SIGHT and then give her the SLIP before BAILING OUT!!

Who ever started this needs a kick in the GOOGLY'S  :P but that would leave them a weeping WILLOW, I can't stay long because I need to get my GRASSCUTTER out and Mow the lawn, and then I'd better do a bit of Ironing  because I've got a terrible CREASE in my WHITE(S) shirt

So we now have MILBURN and COWDREY those WORLD CUP class Colins. Sorry couldn't make it a HAT-TRICK But if you combined those two Colins would they have made a HEAVY ROLLER before they DROVE their BEAMER through THIRD MAN as Harry drank lager and lime like a TRUEMAN while dreaming ofthe LA LAKERs!
I think women should play CRICKET - they are WAGs & have good qualifications, ZOOTERS AND THE YIPS. LEG SLIPS, are a concern, however, theres nothing like a LEG BEFORE WICKET, or a LEG SLIP.
LADIES would go out for the MAIDEN OVER, & ask for a LENGTH - SLIP(ed) to them - as a IN-SWINGER, WHEN PERFORMING A MARILLIER SHOT, with a little MATCH FIXING thrown in.
A MULLYGRUBBER was thrown out, causing a NURDEL, this was because of a STURGER, being a bit of a STICKY DOG, luckily, she put on her NETS, as a LOOSENER, until the HOT-SPOT was found!!
After a HAT-TRICK I shouted HOIK! Natuarally, I had first put on a GLOVE, for PROTECTION, before DIVING into the GULLY for a FULL TOSS and a FRENCH CUT, in case of a FOLLOW THROUGH.
I had to adjust my FLY SLIP, and COME TO THE CREASE. Naturally this would be done under the COVERS, owing to the CORRIDOR OF UNCERTAINTY, and would continue until I had to go to the Toilet, only to be repelled by a FLOATER! GAME OVER thanks to this final GAZUNDER with a JAFFA. HOWZAT!

WOW Tony is seedless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Jules on May 31, 2009, 03:58:46 AM
What we need is a Peter Mandelson SPIN on it!!

groan- you lot should either be Tony Blackburn's script writers or form a new Carry On Co ::)lol

SLOW down now, we're at least on the right TRACK..... Sorry if we don't CREASE you up!
I can see this running until the end of the CENTURY, luckily my Vision is "20-20" and I can see in the dark,
especially when playing NIGHT-GAMES, in my Whites!!
Jules snatched my "Box" when playing partners and rubbed it so hard trying to get a Genie out,
it burnt out and she got her hands on the ASHES at last!
I do DECLARE that I will BAIL out of that one - hate to be CLEAN BOWLED OVER !!!!!!!!!

Thats because I've packed in smoking my BENSON & HEDGES and changed from GILLETTE to Wilkinsons sword!  Since I packed in I have become quite BEEFY. I am healthier now I DON't smoke. Its good that I am now on the RUN UP to our Corfu visit and will soon break our DUCK for this year. We will also KNOCK our CENTURY of foreign holidays when we return for a SECOND. We are pushing back the BOUNDARY all the time. See you are all ROPEd into these holdays to so you all pass the TEST.
I see you threw a "Carrom Ball", and "castled" with the "cherry", but the next was a "dibbly-dobbly", with a "dipper" and a "Dink", at the other end the "ferret" managed an out of the ordinary "Flash", before being bowled over and walking back to then Hutch!!
Well the BROAD man had a SNICK preview of what was for LUNCH and found it was some LAMB. He WOOD have prefered something a bit more LIGHT as he wanted to impress the DOLLY BIRD on his ARM. From 22 YARDS he could get away with his 3 bellies hanging OUT but CLOSE up was another thing. He might have to hide BEHIND the THIRD MAN to get OUT of her SIGHT and then give her the SLIP before BAILING OUT!!

Who ever started this needs a kick in the GOOGLY'S  :P but that would leave them a weeping WILLOW, I can't stay long because I need to get my GRASSCUTTER out and Mow the lawn, and then I'd better do a bit of Ironing  because I've got a terrible CREASE in my WHITE(S) shirt

So we now have MILBURN and COWDREY those WORLD CUP class Colins. Sorry couldn't make it a HAT-TRICK But if you combined those two Colins would they have made a HEAVY ROLLER before they DROVE their BEAMER through THIRD MAN as Harry drank lager and lime like a TRUEMAN while dreaming ofthe LA LAKERs!
I think women should play CRICKET - they are WAGs & have good qualifications, ZOOTERS AND THE YIPS. LEG SLIPS, are a concern, however, theres nothing like a LEG BEFORE WICKET, or a LEG SLIP.
LADIES would go out for the MAIDEN OVER, & ask for a LENGTH - SLIP(ed) to them - as a IN-SWINGER, WHEN PERFORMING A MARILLIER SHOT, with a little MATCH FIXING thrown in.
A MULLYGRUBBER was thrown out, causing a NURDEL, this was because of a STURGER, being a bit of a STICKY DOG, luckily, she put on her NETS, as a LOOSENER, until the HOT-SPOT was found!!
After a HAT-TRICK I shouted HOIK! Natuarally, I had first put on a GLOVE, for PROTECTION, before DIVING into the GULLY for a FULL TOSS and a FRENCH CUT, in case of a FOLLOW THROUGH.
I had to adjust my FLY SLIP, and COME TO THE CREASE. Naturally this would be done under the COVERS, owing to the CORRIDOR OF UNCERTAINTY, and would continue until I had to go to the Toilet, only to be repelled by a FLOATER! GAME OVER thanks to this final GAZUNDER with a JAFFA. HOWZAT!

WOW Tony is seedless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think he's swallowed a dictionary of Cricketing terms lol!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Zimmer on May 31, 2009, 01:35:56 PM
I think the noise is only during the mating season as when we have been we have never seen or heard any frogs . We always go end August / beginning September.
Sex rears it's head again... I dunno!  ;D

I shall just turn to my hearing aid off to the mating sounds
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on May 31, 2009, 02:44:01 PM
I think the noise is only during the mating season as when we have been we have never seen or heard any frogs . We always go end August / beginning September.
Sex rears it's head again... I dunno!  ;D

I shall just turn to my hearing aid off to the mating sounds

If you videod them would it be a GREEN Movie?
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Jules on May 31, 2009, 05:50:01 PM
I think the noise is only during the mating season as when we have been we have never seen or heard any frogs . We always go end August / beginning September.
Sex rears it's head again... I dunno!  ;D

I shall just turn to my hearing aid off to the mating sounds

If you videod them would it be a GREEN Movie?
Know why you like staying in that part of the village now - camera every ready for the shot everyone else will mis.
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on May 31, 2009, 11:39:30 PM
I think the noise is only during the mating season as when we have been we have never seen or heard any frogs . We always go end August / beginning September.
Sex rears it's head again... I dunno!  ;D

I shall just turn to my hearing aid off to the mating sounds

If you videod them would it be a GREEN Movie?
Know why you like staying in that part of the village now - camera every ready for the shot everyone else will mis.
The ultimate would be Kermit and ????
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: stressed0506 on May 31, 2009, 11:51:11 PM
can someone please contact me when this post is in English again please ? thanks x
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Jules on June 01, 2009, 01:25:44 AM
Ok back to the frogs. Has anyone seen any so far this year and  are they still as noisy?
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on June 01, 2009, 03:05:03 AM
Reddit.................Reddit.......................Reddit..............Reddit...........Reddit................Reddit..Reddit
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on June 01, 2009, 03:06:58 AM
can someone please contact me when this post is in English again please ? thanks x
Sorry but not all posters are English................... JOKING ASIDE... Where in the world is the most perfect English spoken?
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on June 01, 2009, 03:52:28 AM
can someone please contact me when this post is in English again please ? thanks x
Sorry but not all posters are English................... JOKING ASIDE... Where in the world is the most perfect English spoken?
Well it used to be the BBC news readers - but they are not quite so hot these days!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on June 01, 2009, 03:54:31 AM
can someone please contact me when this post is in English again please ? thanks x
Well I did try to steer them away from cricket!! but they insisted!!
Now - it's Froggin' in SS!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Jules on June 01, 2009, 09:56:22 AM
can someone please contact me when this post is in English again please ? thanks x
Well I did try to steer them away from cricket!! but they insisted!!
Now - it's Froggin' in SS!!
We can KERMIT you for that one lol!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on June 01, 2009, 06:12:22 PM
can someone please contact me when this post is in English again please ? thanks x
Well I did try to steer them away from cricket!! but they insisted!!
Now - it's Froggin' in SS!!
We can KERMIT you for that one lol!!
You are just so GREEN with "J", (was gonna' say slimy - but thought you would actually like it)!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on June 02, 2009, 02:16:44 AM
can someone please contact me when this post is in English again please ? thanks x
Well I did try to steer them away from cricket!! but they insisted!!
Now - it's Froggin' in SS!!
We can KERMIT you for that one lol!!
You are just so GREEN with "J", (was gonna' say slimy - but thought you would actually like it)!

Look if I've TOAD you once I've TOAD you a million times Lay off the puns before you get TOWED away!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on June 02, 2009, 04:31:12 AM
can someone please contact me when this post is in English again please ? thanks x
Well I did try to steer them away from cricket!! but they insisted!!
Now - it's Froggin' in SS!!
We can KERMIT you for that one lol!!
You are just so GREEN with "J", (was gonna' say slimy - but thought you would actually like it)!

Look if I've TOAD you once I've TOAD you a million times Lay off the puns before you get TOWED away!
Don - Time to take a "Jump"
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Jules on June 02, 2009, 09:43:55 AM
can someone please contact me when this post is in English again please ? thanks x
Well I did try to steer them away from cricket!! but they insisted!!
Now - it's Froggin' in SS!!
We can KERMIT you for that one lol!!
You are just so GREEN with "J", (was gonna' say slimy - but thought you would actually like it)!

Look if I've TOAD you once I've TOAD you a million times Lay off the puns before you get TOWED away!
Don - Time to take a "Jump"
Just don't CROAK it whilst taking that JUMP. LOL!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on June 02, 2009, 03:45:33 PM
can someone please contact me when this post is in English again please ? thanks x
Well I did try to steer them away from cricket!! but they insisted!!
Now - it's Froggin' in SS!!
We can KERMIT you for that one lol!!
You are just so GREEN with "J", (was gonna' say slimy - but thought you would actually like it)!

Look if I've TOAD you once I've TOAD you a million times Lay off the puns before you get TOWED away!
Don - Time to take a "Jump"
Just don't CROAK it whilst taking that JUMP. LOL!!
Do the Frogs play sports at CROKE Park Dublin? Would have to include LEAPFROG!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on June 02, 2009, 09:33:19 PM
can someone please contact me when this post is in English again please ? thanks x
Well I did try to steer them away from cricket!! but they insisted!!
Now - it's Froggin' in SS!!
We can KERMIT you for that one lol!!
You are just so GREEN with "J", (was gonna' say slimy - but thought you would actually like it)!

Look if I've TOAD you once I've TOAD you a million times Lay off the puns before you get TOWED away!
Don - Time to take a "Jump"
Just don't CROAK it whilst taking that JUMP. LOL!!
Do the Frogs play sports at CROKE Park Dublin? Would have to include LEAPFROG!
Careful, Jules is using the "Oophaga pumilio", poison frog, to coate her "Tips" & load her Blow-Pipe!
Would you like her - - to see to your Blow-pipe as well!!  ???
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on June 02, 2009, 11:28:38 PM
can someone please contact me when this post is in English again please ? thanks x
Well I did try to steer them away from cricket!! but they insisted!!
Now - it's Froggin' in SS!!
We can KERMIT you for that one lol!!
You are just so GREEN with "J", (was gonna' say slimy - but thought you would actually like it)!

Look if I've TOAD you once I've TOAD you a million times Lay off the puns before you get TOWED away!
Don - Time to take a "Jump"
Just don't CROAK it whilst taking that JUMP. LOL!!
Do the Frogs play sports at CROKE Park Dublin? Would have to include LEAPFROG!
Only if she shows us her tips!
Careful, Jules is using the "Oophaga pumilio", poison frog, to coate her "Tips" & load her Blow-Pipe!
Would you like her - - to see to your Blow-pipe as well!!  ???


Only if she shows us her tips!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on June 03, 2009, 03:00:44 AM
can someone please contact me when this post is in English again please ? thanks x
Well I did try to steer them away from cricket!! but they insisted!!
Now - it's Froggin' in SS!!
We can KERMIT you for that one lol!!
You are just so GREEN with "J", (was gonna' say slimy - but thought you would actually like it)!

Look if I've TOAD you once I've TOAD you a million times Lay off the puns before you get TOWED away!
Don - Time to take a "Jump"
Just don't CROAK it whilst taking that JUMP. LOL!!
Do the Frogs play sports at CROKE Park Dublin? Would have to include LEAPFROG!
Only if she shows us her tips!
Careful, Jules is using the "Oophaga pumilio", poison frog, to coate her "Tips" & load her Blow-Pipe!
Would you like her - - to see to your Blow-pipe as well!!  ???
Speechless I see Don!!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on June 03, 2009, 09:44:14 AM
can someone please contact me when this post is in English again please ? thanks x
Well I did try to steer them away from cricket!! but they insisted!!
Now - it's Froggin' in SS!!
We can KERMIT you for that one lol!!
You are just so GREEN with "J", (was gonna' say slimy - but thought you would actually like it)!

Look if I've TOAD you once I've TOAD you a million times Lay off the puns before you get TOWED away!
Don - Time to take a "Jump"
Just don't CROAK it whilst taking that JUMP. LOL!!
Do the Frogs play sports at CROKE Park Dublin? Would have to include LEAPFROG!
Only if she shows us her tips!
Careful, Jules is using the "Oophaga pumilio", poison frog, to coate her "Tips" & load her Blow-Pipe!
Would you like her - - to see to your Blow-pipe as well!!  ???
Speechless I see Don!!!

You should have gone tp Specsavers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Jules on June 03, 2009, 09:45:35 AM
can someone please contact me when this post is in English again please ? thanks x
Well I did try to steer them away from cricket!! but they insisted!!
Now - it's Froggin' in SS!!
We can KERMIT you for that one lol!!
You are just so GREEN with "J", (was gonna' say slimy - but thought you would actually like it)!

Look if I've TOAD you once I've TOAD you a million times Lay off the puns before you get TOWED away!
Don - Time to take a "Jump"
Just don't CROAK it whilst taking that JUMP. LOL!!
Do the Frogs play sports at CROKE Park Dublin? Would have to include LEAPFROG!
Only if she shows us her tips!
Careful, Jules is using the "Oophaga pumilio", poison frog, to coate her "Tips" & load her Blow-Pipe!
Would you like her - - to see to your Blow-pipe as well!!  ???
Speechless I see Don!!!
Tony your enough to render anyone in the whole world speechless. :D
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on June 04, 2009, 04:16:34 AM
can someone please contact me when this post is in English again please ? thanks x
Well I did try to steer them away from cricket!! but they insisted!!
Now - it's Froggin' in SS!!
We can KERMIT you for that one lol!!
You are just so GREEN with "J", (was gonna' say slimy - but thought you would actually like it)!

Look if I've TOAD you once I've TOAD you a million times Lay off the puns before you get TOWED away!
Don - Time to take a "Jump"
Just don't CROAK it whilst taking that JUMP. LOL!!
Do the Frogs play sports at CROKE Park Dublin? Would have to include LEAPFROG!
Only if she shows us her tips!
Careful, Jules is using the "Oophaga pumilio", poison frog, to coate her "Tips" & load her Blow-Pipe!
Would you like her - - to see to your Blow-pipe as well!!  ???
Speechless I see Don!!!
Tony your enough to render anyone in the whole world speechless. :D
Don't you mean - "your'e" enough!! That dictionary of yours!!
Now get back on the blowpipe and stop talking!! LOL
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: stressed0506 on June 05, 2009, 12:11:16 AM
hate to be pedantic.... but should it not be you're enough? ??????  but we all understood anyway!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on June 05, 2009, 01:48:27 AM
hate to be pedantic.... but should it not be you're enough? ??????  but we all understood anyway!

You're quite correct but we use Jules patent SPELLCHECK!!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Jules on June 05, 2009, 01:58:24 AM
hate to be pedantic.... but should it not be you're enough? ??????  but we all understood anyway!
Thanks stressed - that's taught them to take the mickey.
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on June 05, 2009, 04:49:51 AM
hate to be pedantic.... but should it not be you're enough? ??????  but we all understood anyway!
Thanks stressed - that's taught them to take the mickey.
Not at all - Don and I are occasionally prone to a "typo", but not a new version of English!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on June 05, 2009, 11:03:14 AM
hate to be pedantic.... but should it not be you're enough? ??????  but we all understood anyway!
Thanks stressed - that's taught them to take the mickey.

JULES........... I think you'll find we already know how to take the mickey!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Gordonc on June 05, 2009, 05:28:27 PM
When we left on the 22nd of May, the frogs were still in good voice. Someone had seen a snake trying to swallow on a couple of days before, obviously disturbing it's sleep! There were two vocal ones in the small pool at Ozzy Oils on barbecue night They went very quiet when someone mentioned the new special on the menu, Frog Stifado ;D

Apparently last year a couple of the local hoteliers deceided to poison the frogs and things did indeed go quiet. However as the bodies were not removed. a very different and smelly problem soon became apparent. They had to pay the council to clean the place up. Frogs 1 hotelier 0.

I just made sure my last drink in the bar was "one for the toad"
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on June 05, 2009, 09:04:24 PM
When we left on the 22nd of May, the frogs were still in good voice. Someone had seen a snake trying to swallow on a couple of days before, obviously disturbing it's sleep! There were two vocal ones in the small pool at Ozzy Oils on barbecue night They went very quiet when someone mentioned the new special on the menu, Frog Stifado ;D

Apparently last year a couple of the local hoteliers deceided to poison the frogs and things did indeed go quiet. However as the bodies were not removed. a very different and smelly problem soon became apparent. They had to pay the council to clean the place up. Frogs 1 hotelier 0.

I just made sure my last drink in the bar was "one for the toad"
As shout at golf tournaments.............IN THE HOLE!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on June 06, 2009, 02:21:51 AM
When we left on the 22nd of May, the frogs were still in good voice. Someone had seen a snake trying to swallow on a couple of days before, obviously disturbing it's sleep! There were two vocal ones in the small pool at Ozzy Oils on barbecue night They went very quiet when someone mentioned the new special on the menu, Frog Stifado ;D

Apparently last year a couple of the local hoteliers deceided to poison the frogs and things did indeed go quiet. However as the bodies were not removed. a very different and smelly problem soon became apparent. They had to pay the council to clean the place up. Frogs 1 hotelier 0.

I just made sure my last drink in the bar was "one for the toad"
So Gordon, were you trying to say that the Frogs had "croaked it", the Snake had "choked it", and the council "soaked it" up!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on June 06, 2009, 02:48:56 AM
When we left on the 22nd of May, the frogs were still in good voice. Someone had seen a snake trying to swallow on a couple of days before, obviously disturbing it's sleep! There were two vocal ones in the small pool at Ozzy Oils on barbecue night They went very quiet when someone mentioned the new special on the menu, Frog Stifado ;D

Apparently last year a couple of the local hoteliers deceided to poison the frogs and things did indeed go quiet. However as the bodies were not removed. a very different and smelly problem soon became apparent. They had to pay the council to clean the place up. Frogs 1 hotelier 0.

I just made sure my last drink in the bar was "one for the toad"
So Gordon, were you trying to say that the Frogs had "croaked it", the Snake had "choked it", and the council "soaked it" up!!
And the Scotsman BOAKED it? Only a true Scot would understand that Jimmy! ::)
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on June 06, 2009, 06:21:07 AM
When we left on the 22nd of May, the frogs were still in good voice. Someone had seen a snake trying to swallow on a couple of days before, obviously disturbing it's sleep! There were two vocal ones in the small pool at Ozzy Oils on barbecue night They went very quiet when someone mentioned the new special on the menu, Frog Stifado ;D

Apparently last year a couple of the local hoteliers deceided to poison the frogs and things did indeed go quiet. However as the bodies were not removed. a very different and smelly problem soon became apparent. They had to pay the council to clean the place up. Frogs 1 hotelier 0.

I just made sure my last drink in the bar was "one for the toad"
So Gordon, were you trying to say that the Frogs had "croaked it", the Snake had "choked it", and the council "soaked it" up!!
And the Scotsman BOAKED it? Only a true Scot would understand that Jimmy! ::)
I must be a true Scot then!! Don W'omit
You could also say "Chundered" Only a true Aussie would understand that Bruce!! ::)
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on June 06, 2009, 11:07:59 AM
When we left on the 22nd of May, the frogs were still in good voice. Someone had seen a snake trying to swallow on a couple of days before, obviously disturbing it's sleep! There were two vocal ones in the small pool at Ozzy Oils on barbecue night They went very quiet when someone mentioned the new special on the menu, Frog Stifado ;D

Apparently last year a couple of the local hoteliers deceided to poison the frogs and things did indeed go quiet. However as the bodies were not removed. a very different and smelly problem soon became apparent. They had to pay the council to clean the place up. Frogs 1 hotelier 0.

I just made sure my last drink in the bar was "one for the toad"
So Gordon, were you trying to say that the Frogs had "croaked it", the Snake had "choked it", and the council "soaked it" up!!
And the Scotsman BOAKED it? Only a true Scot would understand that Jimmy! ::)
I must be a true Scot then!! Don W'omit
You could also say "Chundered" Only a true Aussie would understand that Bruce!! ::)
W'omit just on the Fife side of the Tay rail bridge!!!!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on June 07, 2009, 01:55:59 AM
When we left on the 22nd of May, the frogs were still in good voice. Someone had seen a snake trying to swallow on a couple of days before, obviously disturbing it's sleep! There were two vocal ones in the small pool at Ozzy Oils on barbecue night They went very quiet when someone mentioned the new special on the menu, Frog Stifado ;D

Apparently last year a couple of the local hoteliers deceided to poison the frogs and things did indeed go quiet. However as the bodies were not removed. a very different and smelly problem soon became apparent. They had to pay the council to clean the place up. Frogs 1 hotelier 0.

I just made sure my last drink in the bar was "one for the toad"
So Gordon, were you trying to say that the Frogs had "croaked it", the Snake had "choked it", and the council "soaked it" up!!
And the Scotsman BOAKED it? Only a true Scot would understand that Jimmy! ::)
I must be a true Scot then!! Don W'omit
You could also say "Chundered" Only a true Aussie would understand that Bruce!! ::)
W'omit just on the Fife side of the Tay rail bridge!!!!!
Never on a rail bridge and never into the wind!! LOL
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on June 07, 2009, 03:25:21 AM
When we left on the 22nd of May, the frogs were still in good voice. Someone had seen a snake trying to swallow on a couple of days before, obviously disturbing it's sleep! There were two vocal ones in the small pool at Ozzy Oils on barbecue night They went very quiet when someone mentioned the new special on the menu, Frog Stifado ;D

Apparently last year a couple of the local hoteliers deceided to poison the frogs and things did indeed go quiet. However as the bodies were not removed. a very different and smelly problem soon became apparent. They had to pay the council to clean the place up. Frogs 1 hotelier 0.

I just made sure my last drink in the bar was "one for the toad"
So Gordon, were you trying to say that the Frogs had "croaked it", the Snake had "choked it", and the council "soaked it" up!!
And the Scotsman BOAKED it? Only a true Scot would understand that Jimmy! ::)
I must be a true Scot then!! Don W'omit
You could also say "Chundered" Only a true Aussie would understand that Bruce!! ::)
W'omit just on the Fife side of the Tay rail bridge!!!!!
Never on a rail bridge and never into the wind!! LOL
I'm going to bed................I'm SICK of this subject!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on June 07, 2009, 04:23:04 AM
When we left on the 22nd of May, the frogs were still in good voice. Someone had seen a snake trying to swallow on a couple of days before, obviously disturbing it's sleep! There were two vocal ones in the small pool at Ozzy Oils on barbecue night They went very quiet when someone mentioned the new special on the menu, Frog Stifado ;D

Apparently last year a couple of the local hoteliers deceided to poison the frogs and things did indeed go quiet. However as the bodies were not removed. a very different and smelly problem soon became apparent. They had to pay the council to clean the place up. Frogs 1 hotelier 0.

I just made sure my last drink in the bar was "one for the toad"
So Gordon, were you trying to say that the Frogs had "croaked it", the Snake had "choked it", and the council "soaked it" up!!
And the Scotsman BOAKED it? Only a true Scot would understand that Jimmy! ::)
I must be a true Scot then!! Don W'omit
You could also say "Chundered" Only a true Aussie would understand that Bruce!! ::)
W'omit just on the Fife side of the Tay rail bridge!!!!!
Never on a rail bridge and never into the wind!! LOL
I'm going to bed................I'm SICK of this subject!
You are partially right - Jules said you were SICK - for sure!!
Glad you can go to bed - I am "Working all night tonight", luckily not busy!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Jules on June 07, 2009, 11:13:41 AM
When we left on the 22nd of May, the frogs were still in good voice. Someone had seen a snake trying to swallow on a couple of days before, obviously disturbing it's sleep! There were two vocal ones in the small pool at Ozzy Oils on barbecue night They went very quiet when someone mentioned the new special on the menu, Frog Stifado ;D

Apparently last year a couple of the local hoteliers deceided to poison the frogs and things did indeed go quiet. However as the bodies were not removed. a very different and smelly problem soon became apparent. They had to pay the council to clean the place up. Frogs 1 hotelier 0.

I just made sure my last drink in the bar was "one for the toad"
So Gordon, were you trying to say that the Frogs had "croaked it", the Snake had "choked it", and the council "soaked it" up!!
And the Scotsman BOAKED it? Only a true Scot would understand that Jimmy! ::)
I must be a true Scot then!! Don W'omit
You could also say "Chundered" Only a true Aussie would understand that Bruce!! ::)
W'omit just on the Fife side of the Tay rail bridge!!!!!
Never on a rail bridge and never into the wind!! LOL
I'm going to bed................I'm SICK of this subject!
You are partially right - Jules said you were SICK - for sure!!
Glad you can go to bed - I am "Working all night tonight", luckily not busy!!
Great when you can call "working" being on here lol!!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on June 07, 2009, 08:37:56 PM
When we left on the 22nd of May, the frogs were still in good voice. Someone had seen a snake trying to swallow on a couple of days before, obviously disturbing it's sleep! There were two vocal ones in the small pool at Ozzy Oils on barbecue night They went very quiet when someone mentioned the new special on the menu, Frog Stifado ;D

Apparently last year a couple of the local hoteliers deceided to poison the frogs and things did indeed go quiet. However as the bodies were not removed. a very different and smelly problem soon became apparent. They had to pay the council to clean the place up. Frogs 1 hotelier 0.

I just made sure my last drink in the bar was "one for the toad"
So Gordon, were you trying to say that the Frogs had "croaked it", the Snake had "choked it", and the council "soaked it" up!!
And the Scotsman BOAKED it? Only a true Scot would understand that Jimmy! ::)
I must be a true Scot then!! Don W'omit
You could also say "Chundered" Only a true Aussie would understand that Bruce!! ::)
W'omit just on the Fife side of the Tay rail bridge!!!!!
Never on a rail bridge and never into the wind!! LOL
I'm going to bed................I'm SICK of this subject!
You are partially right - Jules said you were SICK - for sure!!
Glad you can go to bed - I am "Working all night tonight", luckily not busy!!
Great when you can call "working" being on here lol!!!
Well - I am the boss!! - Say no more - quiet night - no incidents!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Jules on June 07, 2009, 08:39:59 PM
When we left on the 22nd of May, the frogs were still in good voice. Someone had seen a snake trying to swallow on a couple of days before, obviously disturbing it's sleep! There were two vocal ones in the small pool at Ozzy Oils on barbecue night They went very quiet when someone mentioned the new special on the menu, Frog Stifado ;D

Apparently last year a couple of the local hoteliers deceided to poison the frogs and things did indeed go quiet. However as the bodies were not removed. a very different and smelly problem soon became apparent. They had to pay the council to clean the place up. Frogs 1 hotelier 0.

I just made sure my last drink in the bar was "one for the toad"
So Gordon, were you trying to say that the Frogs had "croaked it", the Snake had "choked it", and the council "soaked it" up!!
And the Scotsman BOAKED it? Only a true Scot would understand that Jimmy! ::)
I must be a true Scot then!! Don W'omit
You could also say "Chundered" Only a true Aussie would understand that Bruce!! ::)
W'omit just on the Fife side of the Tay rail bridge!!!!!
Never on a rail bridge and never into the wind!! LOL
I'm going to bed................I'm SICK of this subject!
You are partially right - Jules said you were SICK - for sure!!
Glad you can go to bed - I am "Working all night tonight", luckily not busy!!
Great when you can call "working" being on here lol!!!
Well - I am the boss!! - Say no more - quiet night - no incidents!!
Good job there was no incidents if you were glued to this site lol!!!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on June 07, 2009, 11:20:18 PM
When we left on the 22nd of May, the frogs were still in good voice. Someone had seen a snake trying to swallow on a couple of days before, obviously disturbing it's sleep! There were two vocal ones in the small pool at Ozzy Oils on barbecue night They went very quiet when someone mentioned the new special on the menu, Frog Stifado ;D

Apparently last year a couple of the local hoteliers deceided to poison the frogs and things did indeed go quiet. However as the bodies were not removed. a very different and smelly problem soon became apparent. They had to pay the council to clean the place up. Frogs 1 hotelier 0.

I just made sure my last drink in the bar was "one for the toad"
So Gordon, were you trying to say that the Frogs had "croaked it", the Snake had "choked it", and the council "soaked it" up!!
And the Scotsman BOAKED it? Only a true Scot would understand that Jimmy! ::)
I must be a true Scot then!! Don W'omit
You could also say "Chundered" Only a true Aussie would understand that Bruce!! ::)
W'omit just on the Fife side of the Tay rail bridge!!!!!
Never on a rail bridge and never into the wind!! LOL
I'm going to bed................I'm SICK of this subject!
You are partially right - Jules said you were SICK - for sure!!
Glad you can go to bed - I am "Working all night tonight", luckily not busy!!
Great when you can call "working" being on here lol!!!
Well - I am the boss!! - Say no more - quiet night - no incidents!!
Good job there was no incidents if you were glued to this site lol!!!!
Jules TonySTUCKto his job and made sure to FIX everything. Even had chewing GUM to hold it all together. So you're PAST Excitement now!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on June 08, 2009, 07:18:22 AM
When we left on the 22nd of May, the frogs were still in good voice. Someone had seen a snake trying to swallow on a couple of days before, obviously disturbing it's sleep! There were two vocal ones in the small pool at Ozzy Oils on barbecue night They went very quiet when someone mentioned the new special on the menu, Frog Stifado ;D

Apparently last year a couple of the local hoteliers deceided to poison the frogs and things did indeed go quiet. However as the bodies were not removed. a very different and smelly problem soon became apparent. They had to pay the council to clean the place up. Frogs 1 hotelier 0.

I just made sure my last drink in the bar was "one for the toad"
So Gordon, were you trying to say that the Frogs had "croaked it", the Snake had "choked it", and the council "soaked it" up!!
And the Scotsman BOAKED it? Only a true Scot would understand that Jimmy! ::)
I must be a true Scot then!! Don W'omit
You could also say "Chundered" Only a true Aussie would understand that Bruce!! ::)
W'omit just on the Fife side of the Tay rail bridge!!!!!
Never on a rail bridge and never into the wind!! LOL
I'm going to bed................I'm SICK of this subject!
You are partially right - Jules said you were SICK - for sure!!
Glad you can go to bed - I am "Working all night tonight", luckily not busy!!
Great when you can call "working" being on here lol!!!
Well - I am the boss!! - Say no more - quiet night - no incidents!!
Good job there was no incidents if you were glued to this site lol!!!!
Jules TonySTUCKto his job and made sure to FIX everything. Even had chewing GUM to hold it all together. So you're PAST Excitement now!
Could've been "sticky wicket" - no thats another thread!! LOL
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Cockney in Hull on June 17, 2009, 08:39:36 PM
The frogs are on form, I keep looking for Paul McCartney every time I cross the bridge!!! :D
There is snake that sits in the middle of them all during the day (Only small) but when it grows up maybe no more frogs!!!!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on June 17, 2009, 09:26:28 PM
The frogs are on form, I keep looking for Paul McCartney every time I cross the bridge!!! :D
There is snake that sits in the middle of them all during the day (Only small) but when it grows up maybe no more frogs!!!!!
Is it a French snake then?
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Jules on June 18, 2009, 12:20:48 AM
The frogs are on form, I keep looking for Paul McCartney every time I cross the bridge!!! :D
There is snake that sits in the middle of them all during the day (Only small) but when it grows up maybe no more frogs!!!!!
Is it a French snake then?
As long as it's gone before I arrive I don't care what nationality it is lol!!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on June 18, 2009, 03:47:10 AM
The frogs are on form, I keep looking for Paul McCartney every time I cross the bridge!!! :D
There is snake that sits in the middle of them all during the day (Only small) but when it grows up maybe no more frogs!!!!!
Is it a French snake then?
As long as it's gone before I arrive I don't care what nationality it is lol!!!
A bit like our adders, they are venomous, but very shy and retreat whenever they can, just don't tread on one!! LOL
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Jules on June 18, 2009, 09:52:21 AM
The frogs are on form, I keep looking for Paul McCartney every time I cross the bridge!!! :D
There is snake that sits in the middle of them all during the day (Only small) but when it grows up maybe no more frogs!!!!!
Is it a French snake then?
As long as it's gone before I arrive I don't care what nationality it is lol!!!
A bit like our adders, they are venomous, but very shy and retreat whenever they can, just don't tread on one!! LOL
Believe me I will be on snake alert.
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on June 19, 2009, 02:16:30 AM
The frogs are on form, I keep looking for Paul McCartney every time I cross the bridge!!! :D
There is snake that sits in the middle of them all during the day (Only small) but when it grows up maybe no more frogs!!!!!
Is it a French snake then?
As long as it's gone before I arrive I don't care what nationality it is lol!!!
A bit like our adders, they are venomous, but very shy and retreat whenever they can, just don't tread on one!! LOL
Believe me I will be on snake alert.
They are about, but you will be very, very lucky to come across one (or unlucky as the case may be)!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on June 19, 2009, 02:29:23 AM
Has My Question Is On Frogs ??? Croaked it????
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on June 19, 2009, 02:53:09 AM
Has My Question Is On Frogs ??? Croaked it????
It disappeared up the creek without a paddle!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Jules on June 19, 2009, 09:39:10 AM
The frogs are on form, I keep looking for Paul McCartney every time I cross the bridge!!! :D
There is snake that sits in the middle of them all during the day (Only small) but when it grows up maybe no more frogs!!!!!
Is it a French snake then?
As long as it's gone before I arrive I don't care what nationality it is lol!!!
A bit like our adders, they are venomous, but very shy and retreat whenever they can, just don't tread on one!! LOL
Believe me I will be on snake alert.
They are about, but you will be very, very lucky to come across one (or unlucky as the case may be)!!
The only snake I have actually ever seen was a dead one on the road side. :)
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on June 19, 2009, 06:23:19 PM
The frogs are on form, I keep looking for Paul McCartney every time I cross the bridge!!! :D
There is snake that sits in the middle of them all during the day (Only small) but when it grows up maybe no more frogs!!!!!
Is it a French snake then?
As long as it's gone before I arrive I don't care what nationality it is lol!!!
A bit like our adders, they are venomous, but very shy and retreat whenever they can, just don't tread on one!! LOL
Believe me I will be on snake alert.
They are about, but you will be very, very lucky to come across one (or unlucky as the case may be)!!
The only snake I have actually ever seen was a dead one on the road side. :)
Real snake or the trouser variety?? LOL
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Jules on June 19, 2009, 08:31:22 PM
The frogs are on form, I keep looking for Paul McCartney every time I cross the bridge!!! :D
There is snake that sits in the middle of them all during the day (Only small) but when it grows up maybe no more frogs!!!!!
Is it a French snake then?
As long as it's gone before I arrive I don't care what nationality it is lol!!!
A bit like our adders, they are venomous, but very shy and retreat whenever they can, just don't tread on one!! LOL
Believe me I will be on snake alert.
They are about, but you will be very, very lucky to come across one (or unlucky as the case may be)!!
The only snake I have actually ever seen was a dead one on the road side. :)
Real snake or the trouser variety?? LOL
Definitely a real dead snake and not the trouser variety!!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on June 19, 2009, 08:50:54 PM
The frogs are on form, I keep looking for Paul McCartney every time I cross the bridge!!! :D
There is snake that sits in the middle of them all during the day (Only small) but when it grows up maybe no more frogs!!!!!
Is it a French snake then?
As long as it's gone before I arrive I don't care what nationality it is lol!!!
A bit like our adders, they are venomous, but very shy and retreat whenever they can, just don't tread on one!! LOL
Believe me I will be on snake alert.
They are about, but you will be very, very lucky to come across one (or unlucky as the case may be)!!
The only snake I have actually ever seen was a dead one on the road side. :)
Real snake or the trouser variety?? LOL
Definitely a real dead snake and not the trouser variety!!!
One eyed? Or Forked tongued? But not Justin?
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: zoe on June 19, 2009, 11:56:36 PM
the frogs were having a good old go roy recorded them on his phone and now has it as the ring tone i only saw the small snake but there was a big one as well for a few days have to say i have never known anything like it one lady asked us were the ducks were during the day and why did they make that noise at night
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on June 20, 2009, 03:04:19 AM
the frogs were having a good old go roy recorded them on his phone and now has it as the ring tone i only saw the small snake but there was a big one as well for a few days have to say i have never known anything like it one lady asked us were the ducks were during the day and why did they make that noise at night
I gather that one of the frogs was called Lassie!!! CroakkkkkkkkkkkooooooooooooowowwwwwwWWWWWWWoooooooOOOO!!!!!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Jules on June 20, 2009, 11:08:53 AM
the frogs were having a good old go roy recorded them on his phone and now has it as the ring tone i only saw the small snake but there was a big one as well for a few days have to say i have never known anything like it one lady asked us were the ducks were during the day and why did they make that noise at night
Probably being eyed up for snake dinner lol!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on June 20, 2009, 12:41:18 PM
"You can do anything but don't step on my snakeskin shoes"            Yes folks Elvis LIVE at the Condor. So he didn't really CROAK!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Jules on June 20, 2009, 05:38:55 PM
"You can do anything but don't step on my snakeskin shoes"            Yes folks Elvis LIVE at the Condor. So he didn't really CROAK!!
I just thought you adder be joking lol!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on June 20, 2009, 07:27:37 PM
"You can do anything but don't step on my snakeskin shoes"            Yes folks Elvis LIVE at the Condor. So he didn't really CROAK!!
I just thought you adder be joking lol!!
That snake thing is a bit hard to swallow Jules, even for you!!!! LOL
PS
I had an accountant that was a good Adder!! - - -Groan!!!!
Elvis the Pelvis is live on stage in August with - Jules the "stools"!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on June 20, 2009, 07:53:37 PM
"You can do anything but don't step on my snakeskin shoes"            Yes folks Elvis LIVE at the Condor. So he didn't really CROAK!!
I just thought you adder be joking lol!!
That snake thing is a bit hard to swallow Jules, even for you!!!! LOL
PS
I had an accountant that was a good Adder!! - - -Groan!!!!
Elvis the Pelvis is live on stage in August with - Jules the "stools"!!

And Moni Tony  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on June 20, 2009, 08:11:09 PM
"You can do anything but don't step on my snakeskin shoes"            Yes folks Elvis LIVE at the Condor. So he didn't really CROAK!!
I just thought you adder be joking lol!!
That snake thing is a bit hard to swallow Jules, even for you!!!! LOL
PS
I had an accountant that was a good Adder!! - - -Groan!!!!
Elvis the Pelvis is live on stage in August with - Jules the "stools"!!

And Moni Tony  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don - you're GONE!! LOL
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Jules on June 20, 2009, 09:50:34 PM
"You can do anything but don't step on my snakeskin shoes"            Yes folks Elvis LIVE at the Condor. So he didn't really CROAK!!
I just thought you adder be joking lol!!
That snake thing is a bit hard to swallow Jules, even for you!!!! LOL
PS
I had an accountant that was a good Adder!! - - -Groan!!!!
Elvis the Pelvis is live on stage in August with - Jules the "stools"!!

And Moni Tony  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don - you're GONE!! LOL
Tone the Moan and Don the Gone - great double act I think when you 2 meet up lol!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on June 20, 2009, 10:47:22 PM
"You can do anything but don't step on my snakeskin shoes"            Yes folks Elvis LIVE at the Condor. So he didn't really CROAK!!
I just thought you adder be joking lol!!
That snake thing is a bit hard to swallow Jules, even for you!!!! LOL
PS
I had an accountant that was a good Adder!! - - -Groan!!!!
Elvis the Pelvis is live on stage in August with - Jules the "stools"!!

And Moni Tony  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don - you're GONE!! LOL
Tone the Moan and Don the Gone - great double act I think when you 2 meet up lol!!
Who's a gonner 'ere?
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on June 21, 2009, 12:04:40 AM
"You can do anything but don't step on my snakeskin shoes"            Yes folks Elvis LIVE at the Condor. So he didn't really CROAK!!
I just thought you adder be joking lol!!
That snake thing is a bit hard to swallow Jules, even for you!!!! LOL
PS
I had an accountant that was a good Adder!! - - -Groan!!!!
Elvis the Pelvis is live on stage in August with - Jules the "stools"!!

And Moni Tony  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don - you're GONE!! LOL
Tone the Moan and Don the Gone - great double act I think when you 2 meet up lol!!
Who's a gonner 'ere?
The Jolly Green Giant, when Motor Oil used to be called STD!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on June 21, 2009, 03:38:11 AM
"You can do anything but don't step on my snakeskin shoes"            Yes folks Elvis LIVE at the Condor. So he didn't really CROAK!!
I just thought you adder be joking lol!!
That snake thing is a bit hard to swallow Jules, even for you!!!! LOL
PS
I had an accountant that was a good Adder!! - - -Groan!!!!
Elvis the Pelvis is live on stage in August with - Jules the "stools"!!

And Moni Tony  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don - you're GONE!! LOL
Tone the Moan and Don the Gone - great double act I think when you 2 meet up lol!!
Who's a gonner 'ere?
The Jolly Green Giant, when Motor Oil used to be called STD!!
Wasn't that BT with STD as in 0161 ETC?
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on June 21, 2009, 08:01:47 PM
"You can do anything but don't step on my snakeskin shoes"            Yes folks Elvis LIVE at the Condor. So he didn't really CROAK!!
I just thought you adder be joking lol!!
That snake thing is a bit hard to swallow Jules, even for you!!!! LOL
PS
I had an accountant that was a good Adder!! - - -Groan!!!!
Elvis the Pelvis is live on stage in August with - Jules the "stools"!!

And Moni Tony  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don - you're GONE!! LOL
Tone the Moan and Don the Gone - great double act I think when you 2 meet up lol!!
Who's a gonner 'ere?
The Jolly Green Giant, when Motor Oil used to be called STD!!
Wasn't that BT with STD as in 0161 ETC?
Yes - my mother used to say, careful, you never know what you will catch from a public phone!! LOL
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on June 21, 2009, 09:05:13 PM
"You can do anything but don't step on my snakeskin shoes"            Yes folks Elvis LIVE at the Condor. So he didn't really CROAK!!
I just thought you adder be joking lol!!
That snake thing is a bit hard to swallow Jules, even for you!!!! LOL
PS
I had an accountant that was a good Adder!! - - -Groan!!!!
Elvis the Pelvis is live on stage in August with - Jules the "stools"!!

And Moni Tony  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don - you're GONE!! LOL
Tone the Moan and Don the Gone - great double act I think when you 2 meet up lol!!
Who's a gonner 'ere?
The Jolly Green Giant, when Motor Oil used to be called STD!!
Wasn't that BT with STD as in 0161 ETC?
Yes - my mother used to say, careful, you never know what you will catch from a public phone!! LOL
That would depend on what you used it for? Did you KY it first?
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on June 21, 2009, 09:21:31 PM
"You can do anything but don't step on my snakeskin shoes"            Yes folks Elvis LIVE at the Condor. So he didn't really CROAK!!
I just thought you adder be joking lol!!
That snake thing is a bit hard to swallow Jules, even for you!!!! LOL
PS
I had an accountant that was a good Adder!! - - -Groan!!!!
Elvis the Pelvis is live on stage in August with - Jules the "stools"!!

And Moni Tony  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don - you're GONE!! LOL
Tone the Moan and Don the Gone - great double act I think when you 2 meet up lol!!
Who's a gonner 'ere?
The Jolly Green Giant, when Motor Oil used to be called STD!!
Wasn't that BT with STD as in 0161 ETC?
Yes - my mother used to say, careful, you never know what you will catch from a public phone!! LOL
That would depend on what you used it for? Did you KY it first?
You see - leave out the fishing line - dangle it - can't be resisted can it? - along comes a Don - BITE!!
(Don't you mean KYJ anyway!!)  - I don't go out with that kind of phone if you dont' mind - - LOL
Tell you what - ask the Girls!! they all love a nice phone!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on June 21, 2009, 10:35:08 PM
"You can do anything but don't step on my snakeskin shoes"            Yes folks Elvis LIVE at the Condor. So he didn't really CROAK!!
I just thought you adder be joking lol!!
That snake thing is a bit hard to swallow Jules, even for you!!!! LOL
PS
I had an accountant that was a good Adder!! - - -Groan!!!!
Elvis the Pelvis is live on stage in August with - Jules the "stools"!!

And Moni Tony  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don - you're GONE!! LOL
Tone the Moan and Don the Gone - great double act I think when you 2 meet up lol!!
Who's a gonner 'ere?
The Jolly Green Giant, when Motor Oil used to be called STD!!
Wasn't that BT with STD as in 0161 ETC?
Yes - my mother used to say, careful, you never know what you will catch from a public phone!! LOL
That would depend on what you used it for? Did you KY it first?
You see - leave out the fishing line - dangle it - can't be resisted can it? - along comes a Don - BITE!!
(Don't you mean KYJ anyway!!)  - I don't go out with that kind of phone if you dont' mind - - LOL
Tell you what - ask the Girls!! they all love a nice phone!!

Talking of which............ Why is it when you are at work women never pick the phone up ("my nails aren't dry ETC) yet you can't get them off the thing at home!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on June 21, 2009, 10:42:50 PM
"You can do anything but don't step on my snakeskin shoes"            Yes folks Elvis LIVE at the Condor. So he didn't really CROAK!!
I just thought you adder be joking lol!!
That snake thing is a bit hard to swallow Jules, even for you!!!! LOL
PS
I had an accountant that was a good Adder!! - - -Groan!!!!
Elvis the Pelvis is live on stage in August with - Jules the "stools"!!

And Moni Tony  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don - you're GONE!! LOL
Tone the Moan and Don the Gone - great double act I think when you 2 meet up lol!!
Who's a gonner 'ere?
The Jolly Green Giant, when Motor Oil used to be called STD!!
Wasn't that BT with STD as in 0161 ETC?
Yes - my mother used to say, careful, you never know what you will catch from a public phone!! LOL
That would depend on what you used it for? Did you KY it first?
You see - leave out the fishing line - dangle it - can't be resisted can it? - along comes a Don - BITE!!
(Don't you mean KYJ anyway!!)  - I don't go out with that kind of phone if you dont' mind - - LOL
Tell you what - ask the Girls!! they all love a nice phone!!

Talking of which............ Why is it when you are at work women never pick the phone up ("my nails aren't dry ETC) yet you can't get them off the thing at home!
Because the wet nail varnish, dried their fingers to the phone, so they may as well make the best of it!! LOL
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Jules on June 22, 2009, 12:39:21 AM
"You can do anything but don't step on my snakeskin shoes"            Yes folks Elvis LIVE at the Condor. So he didn't really CROAK!!
I just thought you adder be joking lol!!
That snake thing is a bit hard to swallow Jules, even for you!!!! LOL
PS
I had an accountant that was a good Adder!! - - -Groan!!!!
Elvis the Pelvis is live on stage in August with - Jules the "stools"!!

And Moni Tony  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don - you're GONE!! LOL
Tone the Moan and Don the Gone - great double act I think when you 2 meet up lol!!
Who's a gonner 'ere?
The Jolly Green Giant, when Motor Oil used to be called STD!!
Wasn't that BT with STD as in 0161 ETC?
Yes - my mother used to say, careful, you never know what you will catch from a public phone!! LOL
That would depend on what you used it for? Did you KY it first?
You see - leave out the fishing line - dangle it - can't be resisted can it? - along comes a Don - BITE!!
(Don't you mean KYJ anyway!!)  - I don't go out with that kind of phone if you dont' mind - - LOL
Tell you what - ask the Girls!! they all love a nice phone!!

Talking of which............ Why is it when you are at work women never pick the phone up ("my nails aren't dry ETC) yet you can't get them off the thing at home!
Because the wet nail varnish, dried their fingers to the phone, so they may as well make the best of it!! LOL
Lucky me then my phone is hands free.!! :)
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on June 22, 2009, 12:43:38 AM
"You can do anything but don't step on my snakeskin shoes"            Yes folks Elvis LIVE at the Condor. So he didn't really CROAK!!
I just thought you adder be joking lol!!
That snake thing is a bit hard to swallow Jules, even for you!!!! LOL
PS
I had an accountant that was a good Adder!! - - -Groan!!!!
Elvis the Pelvis is live on stage in August with - Jules the "stools"!!

And Moni Tony  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don - you're GONE!! LOL
Tone the Moan and Don the Gone - great double act I think when you 2 meet up lol!!
Who's a gonner 'ere?
The Jolly Green Giant, when Motor Oil used to be called STD!!
Wasn't that BT with STD as in 0161 ETC?
Yes - my mother used to say, careful, you never know what you will catch from a public phone!! LOL
That would depend on what you used it for? Did you KY it first?
You see - leave out the fishing line - dangle it - can't be resisted can it? - along comes a Don - BITE!!
(Don't you mean KYJ anyway!!)  - I don't go out with that kind of phone if you dont' mind - - LOL
Tell you what - ask the Girls!! they all love a nice phone!!

Talking of which............ Why is it when you are at work women never pick the phone up ("my nails aren't dry ETC) yet you can't get them off the thing at home!
Because the wet nail varnish, dried their fingers to the phone, so they may as well make the best of it!! LOL
Lucky me then my phone is hands free.!! :)
Jules you've started loads of jokes belting round my head now but I will refrain from publication LOL
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Jules on June 22, 2009, 12:49:39 AM
"You can do anything but don't step on my snakeskin shoes"            Yes folks Elvis LIVE at the Condor. So he didn't really CROAK!!
I just thought you adder be joking lol!!
That snake thing is a bit hard to swallow Jules, even for you!!!! LOL
PS
I had an accountant that was a good Adder!! - - -Groan!!!!
Elvis the Pelvis is live on stage in August with - Jules the "stools"!!

And Moni Tony  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don - you're GONE!! LOL
Tone the Moan and Don the Gone - great double act I think when you 2 meet up lol!!
Who's a gonner 'ere?
The Jolly Green Giant, when Motor Oil used to be called STD!!
Wasn't that BT with STD as in 0161 ETC?
Yes - my mother used to say, careful, you never know what you will catch from a public phone!! LOL
That would depend on what you used it for? Did you KY it first?
You see - leave out the fishing line - dangle it - can't be resisted can it? - along comes a Don - BITE!!
(Don't you mean KYJ anyway!!)  - I don't go out with that kind of phone if you dont' mind - - LOL
Tell you what - ask the Girls!! they all love a nice phone!!

Talking of which............ Why is it when you are at work women never pick the phone up ("my nails aren't dry ETC) yet you can't get them off the thing at home!
Because the wet nail varnish, dried their fingers to the phone, so they may as well make the best of it!! LOL
Lucky me then my phone is hands free.!! :)
Jules you've started loads of jokes belting round my head now but I will refrain from publication LOL
I bet
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on June 22, 2009, 02:46:19 AM
"You can do anything but don't step on my snakeskin shoes"            Yes folks Elvis LIVE at the Condor. So he didn't really CROAK!!
I just thought you adder be joking lol!!
That snake thing is a bit hard to swallow Jules, even for you!!!! LOL
PS
I had an accountant that was a good Adder!! - - -Groan!!!!
Elvis the Pelvis is live on stage in August with - Jules the "stools"!!

And Moni Tony  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don - you're GONE!! LOL
Tone the Moan and Don the Gone - great double act I think when you 2 meet up lol!!
Who's a gonner 'ere?
The Jolly Green Giant, when Motor Oil used to be called STD!!
Wasn't that BT with STD as in 0161 ETC?
Yes - my mother used to say, careful, you never know what you will catch from a public phone!! LOL
That would depend on what you used it for? Did you KY it first?
You see - leave out the fishing line - dangle it - can't be resisted can it? - along comes a Don - BITE!!
(Don't you mean KYJ anyway!!)  - I don't go out with that kind of phone if you dont' mind - - LOL
Tell you what - ask the Girls!! they all love a nice phone!!

Talking of which............ Why is it when you are at work women never pick the phone up ("my nails aren't dry ETC) yet you can't get them off the thing at home!
Because the wet nail varnish, dried their fingers to the phone, so they may as well make the best of it!! LOL
Lucky me then my phone is hands free.!! :)
Jules you've started loads of jokes belting round my head now but I will refrain from publication LOL
I bet
Try Gamblers Anonymous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on June 22, 2009, 04:11:09 AM
"You can do anything but don't step on my snakeskin shoes"            Yes folks Elvis LIVE at the Condor. So he didn't really CROAK!!
I just thought you adder be joking lol!!
That snake thing is a bit hard to swallow Jules, even for you!!!! LOL
PS
I had an accountant that was a good Adder!! - - -Groan!!!!
Elvis the Pelvis is live on stage in August with - Jules the "stools"!!

And Moni Tony  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don - you're GONE!! LOL
Tone the Moan and Don the Gone - great double act I think when you 2 meet up lol!!
Who's a gonner 'ere?
The Jolly Green Giant, when Motor Oil used to be called STD!!
Wasn't that BT with STD as in 0161 ETC?
Yes - my mother used to say, careful, you never know what you will catch from a public phone!! LOL
That would depend on what you used it for? Did you KY it first?
You see - leave out the fishing line - dangle it - can't be resisted can it? - along comes a Don - BITE!!
(Don't you mean KYJ anyway!!)  - I don't go out with that kind of phone if you dont' mind - - LOL
Tell you what - ask the Girls!! they all love a nice phone!!

Talking of which............ Why is it when you are at work women never pick the phone up ("my nails aren't dry ETC) yet you can't get them off the thing at home!
Because the wet nail varnish, dried their fingers to the phone, so they may as well make the best of it!! LOL
Lucky me then my phone is hands free.!! :)

Just a shame that the phone isn't phone free as well!! LOL
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on June 23, 2009, 05:09:19 PM
"You can do anything but don't step on my snakeskin shoes"            Yes folks Elvis LIVE at the Condor. So he didn't really CROAK!!
I just thought you adder be joking lol!!
That snake thing is a bit hard to swallow Jules, even for you!!!! LOL
PS
I had an accountant that was a good Adder!! - - -Groan!!!!
Elvis the Pelvis is live on stage in August with - Jules the "stools"!!

And Moni Tony  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don - you're GONE!! LOL
Tone the Moan and Don the Gone - great double act I think when you 2 meet up lol!!
Who's a gonner 'ere?
The Jolly Green Giant, when Motor Oil used to be called STD!!
Wasn't that BT with STD as in 0161 ETC?
Yes - my mother used to say, careful, you never know what you will catch from a public phone!! LOL
That would depend on what you used it for? Did you KY it first?
You see - leave out the fishing line - dangle it - can't be resisted can it? - along comes a Don - BITE!!
(Don't you mean KYJ anyway!!)  - I don't go out with that kind of phone if you dont' mind - - LOL
Tell you what - ask the Girls!! they all love a nice phone!!

Talking of which............ Why is it when you are at work women never pick the phone up ("my nails aren't dry ETC) yet you can't get them off the thing at home!
Because the wet nail varnish, dried their fingers to the phone, so they may as well make the best of it!! LOL
Lucky me then my phone is hands free.!! :)
Jules you've started loads of jokes belting round my head now but I will refrain from publication LOL
I bet
Try Gamblers Anonymous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jules Phone is always set to VIBRATE!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on June 24, 2009, 12:15:14 AM
"You can do anything but don't step on my snakeskin shoes"            Yes folks Elvis LIVE at the Condor. So he didn't really CROAK!!
I just thought you adder be joking lol!!
That snake thing is a bit hard to swallow Jules, even for you!!!! LOL
PS
I had an accountant that was a good Adder!! - - -Groan!!!!
Elvis the Pelvis is live on stage in August with - Jules the "stools"!!

And Moni Tony  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don - you're GONE!! LOL
Tone the Moan and Don the Gone - great double act I think when you 2 meet up lol!!
Who's a gonner 'ere?
The Jolly Green Giant, when Motor Oil used to be called STD!!
Wasn't that BT with STD as in 0161 ETC?
Yes - my mother used to say, careful, you never know what you will catch from a public phone!! LOL
That would depend on what you used it for? Did you KY it first?
You see - leave out the fishing line - dangle it - can't be resisted can it? - along comes a Don - BITE!!
(Don't you mean KYJ anyway!!)  - I don't go out with that kind of phone if you dont' mind - - LOL
Tell you what - ask the Girls!! they all love a nice phone!!

Talking of which............ Why is it when you are at work women never pick the phone up ("my nails aren't dry ETC) yet you can't get them off the thing at home!
Because the wet nail varnish, dried their fingers to the phone, so they may as well make the best of it!! LOL
Lucky me then my phone is hands free.!! :)
Jules you've started loads of jokes belting round my head now but I will refrain from publication LOL
I bet
Try Gamblers Anonymous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jules Phone is always set to VIBRATE!!
It's in her hand so much it does "Shake & Vac!"
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on June 24, 2009, 02:47:59 AM
"You can do anything but don't step on my snakeskin shoes"            Yes folks Elvis LIVE at the Condor. So he didn't really CROAK!!
I just thought you adder be joking lol!!
That snake thing is a bit hard to swallow Jules, even for you!!!! LOL
PS
I had an accountant that was a good Adder!! - - -Groan!!!!
Elvis the Pelvis is live on stage in August with - Jules the "stools"!!

And Moni Tony  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don - you're GONE!! LOL
Tone the Moan and Don the Gone - great double act I think when you 2 meet up lol!!
Who's a gonner 'ere?
The Jolly Green Giant, when Motor Oil used to be called STD!!
Wasn't that BT with STD as in 0161 ETC?
Yes - my mother used to say, careful, you never know what you will catch from a public phone!! LOL
That would depend on what you used it for? Did you KY it first?
You see - leave out the fishing line - dangle it - can't be resisted can it? - along comes a Don - BITE!!
(Don't you mean KYJ anyway!!)  - I don't go out with that kind of phone if you dont' mind - - LOL
Tell you what - ask the Girls!! they all love a nice phone!!

Talking of which............ Why is it when you are at work women never pick the phone up ("my nails aren't dry ETC) yet you can't get them off the thing at home!
Because the wet nail varnish, dried their fingers to the phone, so they may as well make the best of it!! LOL
Lucky me then my phone is hands free.!! :)
Jules you've started loads of jokes belting round my head now but I will refrain from publication LOL
I bet
Try Gamblers Anonymous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jules Phone is always set to VIBRATE!!
It's in her hand so much it does "Shake & Vac!"
And no doubt she howls like Lassie at the time!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on June 24, 2009, 10:55:04 PM
"You can do anything but don't step on my snakeskin shoes"            Yes folks Elvis LIVE at the Condor. So he didn't really CROAK!!
I just thought you adder be joking lol!!
That snake thing is a bit hard to swallow Jules, even for you!!!! LOL
PS
I had an accountant that was a good Adder!! - - -Groan!!!!
Elvis the Pelvis is live on stage in August with - Jules the "stools"!!

And Moni Tony  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don - you're GONE!! LOL
Tone the Moan and Don the Gone - great double act I think when you 2 meet up lol!!
Who's a gonner 'ere?
The Jolly Green Giant, when Motor Oil used to be called STD!!
Wasn't that BT with STD as in 0161 ETC?
Yes - my mother used to say, careful, you never know what you will catch from a public phone!! LOL
That would depend on what you used it for? Did you KY it first?
You see - leave out the fishing line - dangle it - can't be resisted can it? - along comes a Don - BITE!!
(Don't you mean KYJ anyway!!)  - I don't go out with that kind of phone if you dont' mind - - LOL
Tell you what - ask the Girls!! they all love a nice phone!!

Talking of which............ Why is it when you are at work women never pick the phone up ("my nails aren't dry ETC) yet you can't get them off the thing at home!
Because the wet nail varnish, dried their fingers to the phone, so they may as well make the best of it!! LOL
Lucky me then my phone is hands free.!! :)
Jules you've started loads of jokes belting round my head now but I will refrain from publication LOL
I bet
Try Gamblers Anonymous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jules Phone is always set to VIBRATE!!
It's in her hand so much it does "Shake & Vac!"
And no doubt she howls like Lassie at the time!!
It vibrates so hard she has chucked her food processor and now just holds the bowl when the phone rings!!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on June 25, 2009, 01:58:09 AM
"You can do anything but don't step on my snakeskin shoes"            Yes folks Elvis LIVE at the Condor. So he didn't really CROAK!!
I just thought you adder be joking lol!!
That snake thing is a bit hard to swallow Jules, even for you!!!! LOL
PS
I had an accountant that was a good Adder!! - - -Groan!!!!
Elvis the Pelvis is live on stage in August with - Jules the "stools"!!

And Moni Tony  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don - you're GONE!! LOL
Tone the Moan and Don the Gone - great double act I think when you 2 meet up lol!!
Who's a gonner 'ere?
The Jolly Green Giant, when Motor Oil used to be called STD!!
Wasn't that BT with STD as in 0161 ETC?
Yes - my mother used to say, careful, you never know what you will catch from a public phone!! LOL
That would depend on what you used it for? Did you KY it first?
You see - leave out the fishing line - dangle it - can't be resisted can it? - along comes a Don - BITE!!
(Don't you mean KYJ anyway!!)  - I don't go out with that kind of phone if you dont' mind - - LOL
Tell you what - ask the Girls!! they all love a nice phone!!

Talking of which............ Why is it when you are at work women never pick the phone up ("my nails aren't dry ETC) yet you can't get them off the thing at home!
Because the wet nail varnish, dried their fingers to the phone, so they may as well make the best of it!! LOL
Lucky me then my phone is hands free.!! :)
Jules you've started loads of jokes belting round my head now but I will refrain from publication LOL
I bet
Try Gamblers Anonymous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jules Phone is always set to VIBRATE!!
It's in her hand so much it does "Shake & Vac!"
And no doubt she howls like Lassie at the time!!
It vibrates so hard she has chucked her food processor and now just holds the bowl when the phone rings!!!
Yes, when it rings, it's 2.1 on the Richter scale, and she moves along the bench without trying!! LOL
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on June 25, 2009, 08:01:24 PM
"You can do anything but don't step on my snakeskin shoes"            Yes folks Elvis LIVE at the Condor. So he didn't really CROAK!!
I just thought you adder be joking lol!!
That snake thing is a bit hard to swallow Jules, even for you!!!! LOL
PS
I had an accountant that was a good Adder!! - - -Groan!!!!
Elvis the Pelvis is live on stage in August with - Jules the "stools"!!

And Moni Tony  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don - you're GONE!! LOL
Tone the Moan and Don the Gone - great double act I think when you 2 meet up lol!!
Who's a gonner 'ere?
The Jolly Green Giant, when Motor Oil used to be called STD!!
Wasn't that BT with STD as in 0161 ETC?
Yes - my mother used to say, careful, you never know what you will catch from a public phone!! LOL
That would depend on what you used it for? Did you KY it first?
You see - leave out the fishing line - dangle it - can't be resisted can it? - along comes a Don - BITE!!
(Don't you mean KYJ anyway!!)  - I don't go out with that kind of phone if you dont' mind - - LOL
Tell you what - ask the Girls!! they all love a nice phone!!

Talking of which............ Why is it when you are at work women never pick the phone up ("my nails aren't dry ETC) yet you can't get them off the thing at home!
Because the wet nail varnish, dried their fingers to the phone, so they may as well make the best of it!! LOL
Lucky me then my phone is hands free.!! :)
Jules you've started loads of jokes belting round my head now but I will refrain from publication LOL
I bet
Try Gamblers Anonymous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jules Phone is always set to VIBRATE!!
It's in her hand so much it does "Shake & Vac!"
And no doubt she howls like Lassie at the time!!
It vibrates so hard she has chucked her food processor and now just holds the bowl when the phone rings!!!
Yes, when it rings, it's 2.1 on the Richter scale, and she moves along the bench without trying!! LOL
Bet she even sits on the washer when on fast spin!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on June 26, 2009, 12:42:29 AM
"You can do anything but don't step on my snakeskin shoes"            Yes folks Elvis LIVE at the Condor. So he didn't really CROAK!!
I just thought you adder be joking lol!!
That snake thing is a bit hard to swallow Jules, even for you!!!! LOL
PS
I had an accountant that was a good Adder!! - - -Groan!!!!
Elvis the Pelvis is live on stage in August with - Jules the "stools"!!

And Moni Tony  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don - you're GONE!! LOL
Tone the Moan and Don the Gone - great double act I think when you 2 meet up lol!!
Who's a gonner 'ere?
The Jolly Green Giant, when Motor Oil used to be called STD!!
Wasn't that BT with STD as in 0161 ETC?
Yes - my mother used to say, careful, you never know what you will catch from a public phone!! LOL
That would depend on what you used it for? Did you KY it first?
You see - leave out the fishing line - dangle it - can't be resisted can it? - along comes a Don - BITE!!
(Don't you mean KYJ anyway!!)  - I don't go out with that kind of phone if you dont' mind - - LOL
Tell you what - ask the Girls!! they all love a nice phone!!

Talking of which............ Why is it when you are at work women never pick the phone up ("my nails aren't dry ETC) yet you can't get them off the thing at home!
Because the wet nail varnish, dried their fingers to the phone, so they may as well make the best of it!! LOL
Lucky me then my phone is hands free.!! :)
Jules you've started loads of jokes belting round my head now but I will refrain from publication LOL
I bet
Try Gamblers Anonymous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jules Phone is always set to VIBRATE!!
It's in her hand so much it does "Shake & Vac!"
And no doubt she howls like Lassie at the time!!
It vibrates so hard she has chucked her food processor and now just holds the bowl when the phone rings!!!
Yes, when it rings, it's 2.1 on the Richter scale, and she moves along the bench without trying!! LOL
Bet she even sits on the washer when on fast spin!
Yes she got rid of her nice new smooth spinning machine, and bought a second hand old rattling one!!
More fun it seems!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on August 02, 2009, 12:43:08 AM
Anyone know if the frogs are still mating?
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Jules on August 02, 2009, 02:53:55 AM
Do they still mate this late in the season. I have never heard anyone mention them in August before
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on August 02, 2009, 03:42:15 AM
Listen - - - - - Shsssssssss!!  Rivet-Rivet!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: zoe on August 02, 2009, 06:14:00 PM
always may and june but the peter stringfellow of the frog world carrys on for thefirst part of july
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Sandra W on August 02, 2009, 11:16:15 PM
They weren't too bad while we were there. Our door opened onto the culvert but once shut everything was ok. Now the bloke stopping in Thomas Bay who had a siesta with his balcony door open ... his snoring was so disturbing. So to was the lady who fell asleep by the Stamatis pool every afternoon. I can hear those two now.

Looking forward to meeting you and Roy in September Zoe. 
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on August 03, 2009, 02:50:28 AM
I thought Don said you were even worse than me at snoring Sandra?? LOL
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on August 06, 2009, 12:24:02 AM
The frogs have Croaked RIP Kermie's mates!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on August 07, 2009, 12:29:25 AM
Don - - I think you need to be "Kermitted" !! LOL
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on August 07, 2009, 12:39:37 AM
I'll get back to watching "Froggle Rack" Jules favourite programme. Recorded live in Frogall, Staffs Moorlands!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on August 07, 2009, 01:40:58 AM
Spelling by Jules as well!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on August 07, 2009, 02:34:34 AM
Of course................. I spent a fortune on her Spellcheck after seeing it advertised on the Entirten... At the price I should have thought better of it!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on August 07, 2009, 02:59:33 AM
Back to the thread - we had a Frog in our Apt.
He lived there until he became part of the road surface - I wonder how many others shared that fate?
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on August 07, 2009, 09:42:59 AM
Living in your apartment? Or road kill?
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: Jules on August 07, 2009, 11:11:55 AM
It would have been lucky to survive if it had been in our apartment
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on August 07, 2009, 11:39:08 PM
Not back to the subject of socks are we? LOL
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on August 08, 2009, 07:46:39 PM
It was Road Kill - almost outside the Olympia 0n the 12th July 2009 - at around the time of the full moon!
it submitted to the mating call from the nearby river.
We initially thought it might have been Zoe or Jules howling on a romantic night in!
- - - but they weren't there - so it had to be Mama-Frog calling!
Whether it then became a "special" starter was doubtful!!
as they are too fussy in that restaurant and pressed frog didn't go too far on a plate!
(had it been outside my local 'rat & sick' take-away, however!! who knows) LOL

On the subject of old socks, I did hear that Jules feet are known to rot through the strongest material!!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on August 08, 2009, 11:02:16 PM
It was Road Kill - almost outside the Olympia 0n the 12th July 2009 - at around the time of the full moon!
it submitted to the mating call from the nearby river.
We initially thought it might have been Zoe or Jules howling on a romantic night in!
- - - but they weren't there - so it had to be Mama-Frog calling!
Whether it then became a "special" starter was doubtful!!
as they are too fussy in that restaurant and pressed frog didn't go too far on a plate!
(had it been outside my local 'rat & sick' take-away, however!! who knows) LOL

On the subject of old socks, I did hear that Jules feet are known to rot through the strongest material!!

Hadn't they used to do "Pressed Rat & Warthog" in Cream?
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on August 09, 2009, 04:57:54 AM
I think thats a back-side cream!! LOL
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on August 09, 2009, 01:56:23 PM
On the subject of frogs......... Just what do our Gallic neighbours do with the rest of them?
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on August 10, 2009, 01:58:33 AM
On the subject of frogs......... Just what do our Gallic neighbours do with the rest of them?
Ah my petit Ami, having removed ze legs (which incidentaly are similar to ze chicken ones),
Zey stick ze frogs head onto ze windscreen like a "sucker" and use ze backside as a cigarette holder for smoking when driving!
I do not smoke myself but am told ze french love ze enhanced flavour!!
or
Sometimes zey sell zem as party pieces!
Zey blow into ze backzide and ze long tongue flicks out with a rrrriiiivvvvveeeettttttt noise -
all ze kids laugh and you do zis thing again & again! Ze french are easily amused!! See how zey laugh when zey block ze channel tunnel!
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on August 10, 2009, 09:40:17 AM
Merci beaucoup Anton.
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: tonyco1 on August 10, 2009, 03:03:20 PM
I zink vous means Antoine
Title: Re: My question is on frogs ???
Post by: don on August 10, 2009, 08:56:32 PM
Antoine est un peu Bourgeoius!
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Post by: tonyco1 on August 11, 2009, 12:40:33 PM
Eeeeh! Chuff - I am that - that I am!!
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Post by: don on August 13, 2009, 02:20:44 AM
I have heard of Franglaise but that Tony is pure D'Esperanto!!!! LOL ::)
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Post by: zoe on August 13, 2009, 10:50:07 AM
They weren't too bad while we were there. Our door opened onto the culvert but once shut everything was ok. Now the bloke stopping in Thomas Bay who had a siesta with his balcony door open ... his snoring was so disturbing. So to was the lady who fell asleep by the Stamatis pool every afternoon. I can hear those two now.

Looking forward to meeting you and Roy in September Zoe. 
sorry sandra i missed this post we are looking to book this week see you in san stef
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Post by: don on August 13, 2009, 11:47:03 PM
She's watching the Street but says that she is looking forward to hearing you've booked it 8)
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Post by: tonyco1 on August 14, 2009, 07:47:48 PM
Beginning to sound like snorers of the world unite!!
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Post by: don on August 14, 2009, 10:51:49 PM
Hop It LOL
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Post by: tonyco1 on August 15, 2009, 12:51:22 AM
Hops make beer!! This is a secret way of asking for a pint - I know!!
Don't worry  - I will buy you one before you Croak it!! LOL
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Post by: don on August 15, 2009, 03:30:12 AM
We have a local beer here..........  TITANIC ALES by Cap'n Smith... They go down a treat!! If you fancy a cool one ask for an Iceberg.... I assure you they won't let us be disappointed!! LOL
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Post by: tonyco1 on August 16, 2009, 11:57:54 AM
Watch where you go with "going down"!!!
We had a beer called the LIFT!!
You'd pick up the glass and say - Doors closing - -  Going Down!! (Groan - yes I know - but it's Dons Humour!)......
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Post by: don on August 16, 2009, 11:03:50 PM
Have you noticed that in San Stef Mythos goes down quicker than Christiano Ronaldo?
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Post by: Jules on August 16, 2009, 11:28:49 PM
Have you noticed that in San Stef Mythos goes down quicker than Christiano Ronaldo?
Not a lot in it Don lol!!!! ;)
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Post by: don on August 16, 2009, 11:47:38 PM
Have you noticed that in San Stef Mythos goes down quicker than Christiano Ronaldo?
Not a lot in it Don lol!!!! ;)
Great to see Fergie in The People having a go a "divers and cheats spoiling the game." Pot - Kettle springs readily to mind. Still not over Looney elbowing a player right in front of an official - PLAY ON! Ronaldo kicking a player right in front of the ref - PLAY ON! Van Der Saar grabbing a blokes ankle to bring him down Ref feet away , Linesman in line.... FREE KICK To Manure.
Great on Hard drive...
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Post by: tonyco1 on August 17, 2009, 02:26:23 AM
That's in case they play against Ronaldo!! then Fergie can complain as usual!!
Latest news is Ray the kipper has now been accused of Diving!!  without a snorkle as well!!
------- Looks of horror!! LOL
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Post by: don on August 17, 2009, 02:31:08 AM
As long as it wasn't in the box, that is the ultimate cheating.
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Post by: tonyco1 on August 18, 2009, 12:25:58 AM
I can make no comments on what he does - or what is in his box!! - over to you for that info Bev!! LOL
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Post by: don on August 18, 2009, 12:31:53 AM
Cornflakes Bev?
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Post by: tonyco1 on August 18, 2009, 12:41:09 AM
May explain why Bev is always munching in his box then!! LOL