Steffidorm

[Zimmer]

I'm writing a new dramadoccomedyhorrorpanto called ..."Steffidorm" as a Xmas Special, it'll include all your favourite posters  - except me, I'm just the scriptwriter...dont miss it !! Dec 20th

[YANNIS26]

Hi Zimmer
I think its a great idea. Dont be modest give yourself the starring role.
One that comes to mind is the part of Blind Pew from the famous novel/film /panto Treasure Island.
You could modify it slightly and base it on your real life experiences on your one and only trip to San Stephanos.Im sure if you do a honest job the results could be a real eye opener. 

[Zimmer]

What about the Wicked Witch of the West? thats me that is 

[YANNIS26]

Hi Zimmer
I am getting more and more worried about you .Its obvious to me you are suffering from a severe San Stephanos fetish.This is born out by you choosing the wicked witch of the west as your character.All forum regulars know you stole it from San steffs. favourite film.
The Wizard of Ozzy Oils starring Kerry Garland.

[tonyco1]

Yannis26, I have to disagree - (unusual I know) - in the nicest way!!
but he would make a good Captain James Hook - who meets a sticky end with a giant croc!!
(I wear size 10 crocs - would that do? HaHa!)
Initially - I thought he may play the title role of Peter Pan - the boy who never grew up,
but he only fits the last bit of that!! LOL (sorry Zim - again - hard to resist!!).

[Zimmer]

oh dont worry I've been called far worse

I certainly have my two comedy parts ready,panto's always have them , who better than our very own Chuckle Brother's 

Anyway I'd rather be Gavin Henson than James Hook

"Somewhere over the Olga..."

[tonyco1]

Not so hard to see why you have been called worse!!

[Zimmer]

Not so hard to see why you have been called worse!!

No? well, thats life and life only Ma,you cant please all the people all the time,so many things are better left unsaid,so much we cant undo,all you can do is be yourself.....LOL?
Oh yeah , getting away from this interesting discussion on metaphysical philosophy, I think Jules will play the part of Cinders

[stressed0506]

Is there going to be a little prince?

[tonyco1]

Lynn - really naughty that one!!
You must have been looking at Don on the Nudie beach!! LOL (Sorry Don - got it in first this time!!).

[don]

My Brother (Barrister) sees £ Signs when looking at this thread! Know any good lawyer jokes? Sorry there are no good lawyers! (USA joke.)

[SueLa]

I think Jules & I should be "The Ugly Sisters"  we could wear our bikinis' and Doc Martins !!!!!

No offence  Jules xxxxx

[Zimmer]

What do you call a ship full of lawyers sinking?

A Start 

[don]

I think Jules & I should be "The Ugly Sisters"  we could wear our bikinis' and Doc Martins !!!!!

No offence  Jules xxxxx

You two could never be "The Ugly Sisters." Make up artists are not that good !!!!xx xx

[Zimmer]

Now if I'd said that......anyway I think you meant 2 not too, yeah? who says there's going to be ugly sisters in it?