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Offline BorisBiggins

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Good Moaning
« on: April 16, 2018, 10:47:20 AM »
Hello everybody

Boris Biggin here. I have now got a new passport after my incident the few years ago . I will now be looking forward to the work at Tasty Corner in summertime.

I am hopeful of renewing the acquaintance with my good friend like Tony Cok, Himbo,  jool Trucker and the silly man who always makes the pepole wear silly hat for the TubeYou Web station.

Has been tough winter here in Albania. My wife lost a finger so been difficult for her to harvest the potato .

Anyway I will sail to San Stefanos in my dinghy at start of May. I stay in the cellar under Fantasea hotel this summer. Please say a big hello if see me and maybe buy me beer?

Goodbyre and happy easter

Boris



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Re: Good Moaning
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2018, 12:06:17 PM »
Dear Boris - wonderful to hear from you.  Sorry about Mrs Boris' accident with her finger. Is she still able to play the mouth-organ? I will never forget her four hour improvisation on Albanian goat-herder songs at the Condor, and, as a learner on the bouzouki I must say your accompaniment was memorable.

We have also stayed in the Fantasea cellars, which is a privilege, as they are usually reserved for Thomson reps!

Safe voyage, and I hope you'll have some of those Albanian dung-flavoured cigarettes with you when we meet up!

Jim



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Re: Good Moaning
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2018, 12:50:36 PM »
Haha ;D

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Re: Good Moaning
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2018, 03:28:53 PM »
Hello Mr Himbo

So glad you are still enjoying the San Stefanos for your holiways.
I will not be smoking this summer...... veryyyyy nawty is the smoking and I give up after nearly setting fire to the petrol place in Tirana.

Do not tell Mrs Boris but I hope to be in cellar with preetty Thomson lady hee hee.

I still have t shirt you gave to me about the place called Hull? I never been there but man told me it is full of not nice peeps who smell of cod? A bit like Bentises no? Haaaaaaaa ha

When you come to Korfu? I hear Tony Cok is coming over in May and he has lost his belly? Too much tickle & slap with Mrs Cok no?

I hope to see regular peeps and friends across summer. I hope the bee keeper man does not hire quaddy bicycle. He too told now, he think he is Steve The Queen in Escape to Victory film?

Anyway must go as I am coooking the turnip soup. Is delicacy is Alabania.

Bye the bye

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Re: Good Moaning
« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2018, 12:06:54 PM »
Dear Boris - Of course I won't say a word to Mrs Boris about your capers with the Thomson reps. However, I fear you'll not get much out of them unless you sign up for some very expensive trips and also go to their 5:45 am Welcome Meeting! You are right about the quad bikes. San Stefanos is now a high-risk place with too many sunburned OAPs whizzing about like maniacs as though there was anything urgent to do.

I'm sure O Spiros at Nafsika would be interested in your turnip soup. He is always looking for new and exotic things for the menu. Last year's Patagonian Sloth On The Spit was very interesting, and I gather he's adding a new Australian drink to the cocktails menu called "The Crying Cricketer."

Just to let you know, this is the last year that Thomson (TUI) will be including the Fantasea cellars in their brochure. Jet2 are taking it over next year: they're adding to their "Friendly Low Fares" range with a new brand called "Cheap As Chips." The good news is that all the Jet2 reps come from Yorkshire, and they're all big girls with hairy knees! Joy! Mind you, that's one of the great things about Agios Stefanos: if you take a walk along the beach you'll find loads of big girls with hairy knees!

P.S. Cod is very difficult to find in Hull. But you'd feel at home - it's a bit weird and nobody comes here.
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Re: Good Moaning
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2018, 06:30:28 PM »
LOL, enjoying this banter,something a little bitty different. Oh, and welcome to the forum Boris  ;D.
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Re: Good Moaning
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2018, 08:03:24 PM »
Jim, you've been peeping at my knees!! :-[

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Re: Good Moaning
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2018, 08:50:48 PM »
Gud evening  Mr Wonkie,  thanking you for kind welcom to this group. I think we met on rainy afternoon in bar with ginger barman who speak with silly voice and torture peeps by singing terrible love song at top of voice.
You show Mrs Boris your bouzouki I think and she impressed.
Mr Wonkie do you know my friend Scott Lofty?

Himbo I meet this Spiro man in 2008.....he keep telling me story of Greek God who wash up on beach. I think he talking about Tony Cok again


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« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2018, 09:57:36 PM »
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Jim, you've been peeping at my knees!!

Blush!




 

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