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San Stefanos news and views / Re: This Will Totally Ruin San Stephanos
« on: May 20, 2010, 12:16:26 PM »
I well tell Don in SS in exchange for a bira !!
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Where to eat out in San Stefanos? / Re: You Arrive in Corfu - where will you go on the first two Nights?
« on: May 20, 2010, 03:22:38 AM »
Tony -
I know when I'm beaten. Your powers are obviously mighty. You seem to be the Head God in this Olympian trinity. You are Zeus.
Anyway - you're not there when I'm there, so I can't buy you a beer. Tough!
I will happily buy a Mythos for those who overlap. They will easily find me. I am 6'3" tall, muscular, bronzed, black hair, deep blue eyes, age 38, and I'll be flying in on a private helicopter.
Or not!
Jim
I know when I'm beaten. Your powers are obviously mighty. You seem to be the Head God in this Olympian trinity. You are Zeus.
Anyway - you're not there when I'm there, so I can't buy you a beer. Tough!
I will happily buy a Mythos for those who overlap. They will easily find me. I am 6'3" tall, muscular, bronzed, black hair, deep blue eyes, age 38, and I'll be flying in on a private helicopter.
Or not!
Jim
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Where to eat out in San Stefanos? / Re: Sat 4th july09 - the Forum Members Meeting at Ozzie Oils at 20:30
« on: May 20, 2010, 02:35:31 AM »>> I think I may just stay out of this one
Would that be the left one or the right one, Tony?
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San Stefanos news and views / Re: This Will Totally Ruin San Stephanos
« on: May 20, 2010, 02:32:22 AM »
I was in Skegness yesterday on business with a colleague.
There's a big wind farm offshore. Didn't count, but maybe 40 wind turbines.
The thing is - they actually looked rather beautiful. They added some features to the horizon, moving slowly in the misty sunny air. They fitted perfectly into the seascape. I must say that I was surprised that we both found them rather peaceful to watch. They looked like austere guardians of the wind. If Constable were still alive he might have painted them.
Just thought I'd mention it.
Jim
There's a big wind farm offshore. Didn't count, but maybe 40 wind turbines.
The thing is - they actually looked rather beautiful. They added some features to the horizon, moving slowly in the misty sunny air. They fitted perfectly into the seascape. I must say that I was surprised that we both found them rather peaceful to watch. They looked like austere guardians of the wind. If Constable were still alive he might have painted them.
Just thought I'd mention it.
Jim
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Where to eat out in San Stefanos? / Re: You Arrive in Corfu - where will you go on the first two Nights?
« on: May 20, 2010, 02:12:51 AM »Hey - it's going to 9 Celsius in Reykjavik this week! Getting better every second...
Jim
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Where to eat out in San Stefanos? / Re: Sat 4th july09 - the Forum Members Meeting at Ozzie Oils at 20:30
« on: May 20, 2010, 02:02:42 AM »
Alternatively:
Tony: "Ok, he's smiling smugly at me - but if you look carefully at his right arm you'll see he's wearing a wrist band with his address on it in case he get so pissed he can't remember where he's staying!"
Tony: "Ok, he's smiling smugly at me - but if you look carefully at his right arm you'll see he's wearing a wrist band with his address on it in case he get so pissed he can't remember where he's staying!"
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Where to eat out in San Stefanos? / Re: Sat 4th july09 - the Forum Members Meeting at Ozzie Oils at 20:30
« on: May 20, 2010, 01:38:17 AM »
"I bought this Wonderbra about the same time Yanni bought his Y-fronts."
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Where to eat out in San Stefanos? / Re: You Arrive in Corfu - where will you go on the first two Nights?
« on: May 20, 2010, 01:28:12 AM »
Oh s***!
There are some bloody good cheap deals to Iceland, I've just noticed!
Jim
There are some bloody good cheap deals to Iceland, I've just noticed!
Jim
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Where to eat out in San Stefanos? / Re: You Arrive in Corfu - where will you go on the first two Nights?
« on: May 19, 2010, 07:50:20 PM »
I'm getting a bit worried now. When we were in SS last year for a week it seemed to be a quiet place populated with nice people of a certain age.
We're going in 5 weeks for 3 weeks, and the longer I inhabit this forum the more it sounds like a branch of Care In The Community! Is all this on the NHS? Can you get Batman costumes in the mini-markets? More to the point, can you get Y-fronts? Does anybody have up-to-date information on the price of Y-fronts in SS? Are they cheaper in Sidari?
I will be selling T-shirts with "I AM SANE" on the front outside SS Travel, but there may be an exam before purchase is authorised. An obvious question will be "Have you been a member of the San Stefanos Online Forum" for more than six months. Earlier, apparently sensible, suggestions to "take extra medication" can be seen in a new light. In the event of Eyjafjallajokull dumping a few billion tons of crap into the atmosphere and we all get stranded in SS for weeks, will people be foaming at the mouth and saying mad things, like "I trust David Cameron"?
In an entrepreneurial spirit, should I take a suitcase full of Viagra, Polygrip, trusses, Settlers, Super-glue for Zimmer frames, CDs of calming whale music, copies of my new book "Very Short Walks Around San Stephanos (see chapter 1, 'Bakery to Barras')?
Just got off the phone to Channel 4. They're interested in making a documentary. They're hot on psychiatry!
Jim
We're going in 5 weeks for 3 weeks, and the longer I inhabit this forum the more it sounds like a branch of Care In The Community! Is all this on the NHS? Can you get Batman costumes in the mini-markets? More to the point, can you get Y-fronts? Does anybody have up-to-date information on the price of Y-fronts in SS? Are they cheaper in Sidari?
I will be selling T-shirts with "I AM SANE" on the front outside SS Travel, but there may be an exam before purchase is authorised. An obvious question will be "Have you been a member of the San Stefanos Online Forum" for more than six months. Earlier, apparently sensible, suggestions to "take extra medication" can be seen in a new light. In the event of Eyjafjallajokull dumping a few billion tons of crap into the atmosphere and we all get stranded in SS for weeks, will people be foaming at the mouth and saying mad things, like "I trust David Cameron"?
In an entrepreneurial spirit, should I take a suitcase full of Viagra, Polygrip, trusses, Settlers, Super-glue for Zimmer frames, CDs of calming whale music, copies of my new book "Very Short Walks Around San Stephanos (see chapter 1, 'Bakery to Barras')?
Just got off the phone to Channel 4. They're interested in making a documentary. They're hot on psychiatry!
Jim
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Information and help please / Re: Sanstef webcam
« on: May 11, 2010, 01:06:18 PM »
Will the first one there please go and clean the lens on the webcam!! It's been annoying me for months...
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Information and help please / Re: Footy
« on: May 11, 2010, 01:04:48 PM »
Thanks, Tony
As we're staying in Little Prince again, I guess Barras is the shortest stagger home!
As we're staying in Little Prince again, I guess Barras is the shortest stagger home!
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Information and help please / Footy
« on: May 11, 2010, 01:38:22 AM »What's the general view of the best bar to watch the World Cup?
We'll be there in SS for most of it. Nothing nicer than warm weather, cold beer, and a box of Kleenex as we watch our brave lads get red cards for diving!
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