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Welcome to San Stefanos (NW Corfu) => Out and About => Topic started by: SockJockey on June 29, 2009, 01:51:49 AM
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We did'nt spot one nudie while on holiday :( i even hired a speedboat so i could go right to the end of the beach :(
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We did'nt spot one nudie while on holiday :( i even hired a speedboat so i could go right to the end of the beach :(
Serves you right!! - the girls are definitely going to call you a Perv!! (thats usually my job!!LOL)! 8)
However, the nudies usually wait for my holiday and spread their wares just for me!! LOL :o
You must have missed Zoe, she was getting rave reviews from that end of the beach!!
Jules will be there in August and is currently preparing for the nudie beach - Known as Jules Wax - - -
she has had a strange brazillian moustache done, plus all the hair stripped from her chest and back!!
She's doing her legs the week before she goes!
Sue usually joins her and they dress up by putting on the cheese-cutter's,
then they strut along the PROM!!! (Why do they wear the lime green Dr Martins though!!).
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We did'nt spot one nudie while on holiday :( i even hired a speedboat so i could go right to the end of the beach :(
Serves you right!! - the girls are definitely going to call you a Perv!! (thats usually my job!!LOL)! 8)
However, the nudies usually wait for my holiday and spread their wares just for me!! LOL :o
You must have missed Zoe, she was getting rave reviews from that end of the beach!!
Jules will be there in August and is currently preparing for the nudie beach - Known as Jules Wax - - -
she has had a strange brazillian moustache done, plus all the hair stripped from her chest and back!!
She's doing her legs the week before she goes!
Sue usually joins her and they dress up by putting on the cheese-cutter's,
then they strut along the PROM!!! (Why do they wear the lime green Dr Martins though!!).
They are so we don't get recognised lol!!!! ;)
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We did'nt spot one nudie while on holiday :( i even hired a speedboat so i could go right to the end of the beach :(
Serves you right!! - the girls are definitely going to call you a Perv!! (thats usually my job!!LOL)! 8)
However, the nudies usually wait for my holiday and spread their wares just for me!! LOL :o
You must have missed Zoe, she was getting rave reviews from that end of the beach!!
Jules will be there in August and is currently preparing for the nudie beach - Known as Jules Wax - - -
she has had a strange brazillian moustache done, plus all the hair stripped from her chest and back!!
She's doing her legs the week before she goes!
Sue usually joins her and they dress up by putting on the cheese-cutter's,
then they strut along the PROM!!! (Why do they wear the lime green Dr Martins though!!).
They are so we don't get recognised lol!!!! ;)
I think it worked - - LOL!!
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i would not spoil anyones holiday with the site of me on the nudie beach we did have a walk along the headland and there were 2 there but they had not seen any of there own bits for years both had a bit of tummy overhang thank got and all bits were covered
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i would not spoil anyones holiday with the site of me on the nudie beach we did have a walk along the headland and there were 2 there but they had not seen any of there own bits for years, both had a bit of tummy overhang thank got and all bits were covered
ZOE - - - TYPO ALERT x 3!! Are you drunk tonight?? (as usual - I am told she like a tipple, usually "turps") LOL!!!
Site = Sight
there=their
Got=God
And that'll teach you to pull me to pieces, so there!! LOL
Can't wait for Jules to do the Typo Waltz tonight!!
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i would not spoil anyones holiday with the site of me on the nudie beach we did have a walk along the headland and there were 2 there but they had not seen any of there own bits for years, both had a bit of tummy overhang thank got and all bits were covered
ZOE - - - TYPO ALERT x 3!! Are you drunk tonight?? (as usual - I am told she like a tipple, usually "turps") LOL!!!
Site = Sight
there=their
Got=God
And that'll teach you to pull me to pieces, so there!! LOL
Can't wait for Jules to do the Typo Waltz tonight!!
No waltzing from me tonight I hope lol!!!
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We could do the Hokey Kokey on the beach Jules ::) ::) ::)
In, Out. In, Out Shake it all about!!!!!!!!
That would keep them entertained ;) ;) ;)
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We could do the Hokey Kokey on the beach Jules ::) ::) ::)
In, Out. In, Out Shake it all about!!!!!!!!
That would keep them entertained ;) ;) ;)
It would raise a right old stir lol !!
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as long as you don't put it in when you should be taking it out
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We could do the Hokey Kokey on the beach Jules ::) ::) ::)
In, Out. In, Out Shake it all about!!!!!!!!
That would keep them entertained ;) ;) ;)
It would raise a right old stir lol !!
It'll raise something Jules!! LOL
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as long as you don't put it in when you should be taking it out
And wash the sand off too!!! LOL!!!
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as long as you don't put it in when you should be taking it out
Oh Zoe - you little minx lol!!!
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as long as you don't put it in when you should be taking it out
Oh Zoe - you little minx lol!!!
Actually, I am rather partial to the odd little minx, so I now have between 3 to 5 little minx's to choose from!!
The trouble is you lot are all hell-cats with long claws!! LOL
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We did'nt spot one nudie while on holiday :( i even hired a speedboat so i could go right to the end of the beach :(
Believe me if they were anything like the quality around the pool or on beach you were'nt missing much :-[, why do ladies of a certain age whose [and I'm trying to be kind] butter has melted think it;s attractive to display themselves ::)
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i think the women who go on the nudie beach usualy have too mutch in the wrong places and the men have not enough in the right places but still show it off anyway just wish i was that brave ;)
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I think we all should leave a bit to the imagination lol!!! ;)
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I'm still working on Zoe's answer!!! LOL
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I'm sure you are Tony. Zoe is right of course lol!!! ;)
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Not too many Chippendales on the beach then!! LOL
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I think you are all becoming incredibly sexist.................. Bodies are all just skin and bone! So are cats and dogs. Why such a fuss! Nanny, Billy and your two little kids - Please don't answer you're biased! LOL ::)
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Funny that Don - we noticed that about you as well!! LOL
PS - how's the suntan?
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Still glowing.... Possibly still the second darkest in the office! One of our newbies asked what country i came from and how long I'd lived in the UK!
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You have been sussed out at last Don - probably think you are an illegal immigrant lol!!!
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Yes Jules but I know nothing about the nudie beach.................. Whereas you!!!!!!!!!! ???
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Oh and I'm the expert at the nudie beach am I. I think there are one or 2 people on here ahead of me on the nudie beach lol!!!!
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When I walked along to the Nudie Beach this year, it was like a mobile butchers shop!! LOL
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beef ham everywhere ;D
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Oh and I'm the expert at the nudie beach am I. I think there are one or 2 people on here ahead of me on the nudie beach lol!!!!
You'll have to get up and out a little earlier then LOL
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beef ham everywhere ;D
Peter - it's not the beef or the ham that worries me, but the German sausages have a life of their own!! LOL
Hey - - - -just ask Jules!!
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Today the beach.......... Tomorrow Sainsburys ;D
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It's not us women who do ogling on the beach. You men even have the perfect sunglasses for it so know one can see where you are looking. :o
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perfect sunglasses for it so know one can see
Which one do you Know?
Spellcheck off again?
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1) It wouldn't have helped Don - KNOW or NO are both spelt correctly!
Only help with Grammer in the early years would have helped it!! LOL
2) Jules - I know you are the Ogling Queen - seen the mirror lens sunglasses you bad girl!! LOL
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The mirror lens sunglasses are Roys- Sue's John may have them as well this year
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So you have to nick hubby's sunglasses then - - shame on you!! Get your own - Roy may get caught!! LOL
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It's not us women who do ogling on the beach. You men even have the perfect sunglasses for it so know one can see where you are looking. :o
So Jules notices sun glasses as she OGLES the men! Out of the mouth of babes ETC!! ;D
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Guilty - she is Guilty as charged!! LOL
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So you have to nick hubby's sunglasses then - - shame on you!! Get your own - Roy may get caught!! LOL
He has been caught many a time just as I'm sure you have as well
lol!!!!!!
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I look too innocent to get caught!! LOL
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Innocent - are you having a laugh. Anyone with your cheeky humour is just not innocent lol!!!!!!!
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I'm just an innocent boy at heart!! LOL
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I can vouch for Tony's innocence.......... I saw him refuse to look at the walking CD-Rack. That took some doing!
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No - not true - I couldn't help but look!! - I have the photo to prove it as well!!
The world's thinnest woman and the inverted chest! LOL
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Has anyone noticed on the web-cam all the activity sprucing up the nudie end? For god's sake it's Suela coming not the Queen!!
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Don did you not realise Sue is the Queen lol!!!!!! :)
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We've met a few "Queens" there but never looked at Sue in that way LOL
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So it's the Royal Nudie Beach now then - -Prince Phillip came from Corfu - Sue is his rep!!
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That would be some welcome meeting!
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There will be no Royal ding-a-ling on display folks!!
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So Tony's not going again this year! 8)
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Still not sure - may know next week!!
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Come on you know you can do it!!! You know you want to!!! More importantly....... You know WE WANT you to !!
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Yes - I do want to - just logistics tyring to get the same dates!
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Yes - I do want to - just logistics tyring to get the same dates!
TYRING is that when you're fed up of trying........... JULESITIS goes pandemic TYPO
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Hey there gents, what an image I'm having as I sit here reading on but it does'nt mention your fetish on any profile, Do you have images?
Mind you my husband could lend you his special SS Borrat speedo swim suite with matching raybands, sounds too good to refuse.... I understand!!!!! LOL
Yamas
Clare
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Clare............ Nice of you to join in.... I'm having a good laugh as I picture your husband. To me he looks like a cross between Jules and Tony hiding partially behind Holistica who is wearing one of bubbleheads wet suits in vibrant yellow just to show a little of me! If you can imagine that.... see a Doctor or join in! LOL
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Oh yes my hubby looks great sitting on deserted beach all on his own!
Ever thought of a career in fashion????
You could have a niche market in SS, I can just picture it & could catch on in a big way. Yellow's a fab colour, but I'd recommend shaving first....... LOL
Yamas
Clare
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Clare - I had you pegged right - very Naughty! - Poor Hubby, I just bet you forced him into wearing a man-kini, told him he looked great,
and walked along the beach behind him laughing!!
Don't worry, I caught Don this year walking along the Beach wearing some very CAMP red Ballet type shoes, and - - wait for it - - - - - -
SOCKS!!!! UUUuuuuuuuuGgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
He was the designer of the Ultimate Lime Green Man-kini and budgie smugglers!!
Wears them in the evening under his Jersey knit, Red and White hooped design, matching shirt and shorts!! And he tucked in his shirt in!! YUK!! Most would wear this to bed - not Don - I have pictures on Facebook to prove it !!!
LOL!!! Have a good Holiday!!
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Jules has been busy all day BUFFING Roys mirror lensed glasses. He enjoys a good Buff!
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Nothing like a good test run for the mirrored lenses!!
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Very loose link to the thread I know! You will all have heard of the South African runner CASTER SEMENYA and the ensuing fuss! An anagram of her name is YES, A SECRET MAN..... Strange but true!
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According to reports.....Caster Semenya will be bigger than Linford Christie! ::)
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Split her name into 4 parts and you could get the message.. We'll have to get her onto the nudie beach and get Tony there with his "big lens" and "Flash" LOL
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I will zoom up the nether regions and do you all a report!!!
The word is she has more testosterone than even Don, Hendrix and Colin together!!
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I'll give Jules 15 minutes from arriving at teresas tomorrow before being there!!!!!!!
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Yes - she will!! Jules and Roy - enjoy your holiday - it will be memorable!!
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Can report nudie beach as "bare" as ever lol!!!!! ;)
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Jules spent all her time there as she took only the BARE Necessities ! LOL Welcome home Jules.... Hope you remembered to get dressed?
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And Jules - don't forget the pictures - -we are all waiting to check-'em out!!! LOL
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Jules.............. Bet yours aren't as good as Tony's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Talking Photos of course LOL
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Well I heard some men discussing Jules - they said she had some nice one's!!
(Photo's obviously)!! LOL
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See she didn't publish those on Facebook!
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No - she didn't!! Also Zoe - has great pictures - but I have yet to see one of her!!
Come on Zoe!! A nice couples shot of you and Roy!!
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i am always the one taking the pics but i think there are some with me in
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Strangely........... We never get any with me in them!
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i am always the one taking the pics but i think there are some with me in
Where? and we your fans, love and adore you - so we await the picture!! LOL
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Forgot that you and me Tony are the only ones with our piccies on this site!
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Forgot that you and me Tony are the only ones with our piccies on this site!
There's always Agni, quite a few photo's on there of folk - not much reward for voyeurs though ;) I think Tony should lead the way by revealing his tent size, but if you guys like nude beaches try www.Eurobeach.Com, the women are a bit better than the ones at SS
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.......... > taps fingers on face and wonders what Jules ans Sue will ahve to say about BETTER women elsewhere !!!
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Well we certainly have more class lol!!! ;)
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.......... > taps fingers on face and wonders what Jules ans Sue will ahve to say about BETTER women elsewhere !!!
Lynn - I agree as well - you girls do have class!!
and talking of class - Teacher dear! - - - Back to your spelling classes please! (see above in red).
Zimmer seems to be the Midnight Maurder of euro beaches!! So that's what he does on these early nights in!! LOL
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Lynn - I agree as well - you girls do have class!!
and talking of class - Teacher dear! - - - Back to your spelling classes please! (see above in red).
Zimmer seems to be the Midnight Maurder of euro beaches!! So that's what he does on these early nights in!! LOL
"Maurder"? ...now dont be ironic my old son :). Whose spent 6 pages going on about a waste of space? take a guess ,never went there myself,why would I? just not interesting.. funny or dare I say it [probably ] erotic in any way - - personally I prefered my scrabble nights with the missus,nudge nudge,wink wink -
Hi ho Silver Away ;D
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ooops ... well all the letters were there.... just a tad mixed up. D- Must Do Better.
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I take it English isn't really your subject Stressed? At a guess you are adept at foreign/alien languages?
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Well put Don!! -
Zimmer - Thou Protest'eth too much!! Better not take your Laptop to PC World for repair!!
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Head of RE dept actually ! Now let's see what can be made of that one . lol x
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Now you've made me cross. It's a testament to your word power that you've got me this way! I thought David and my family Were the Kings of picking on me! But they don't have a prayer. Any other Acts you are good at?
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can make my tasssels spin in opposite directions... does that count ???? (but don't usually do it in class....)
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I've seen Tony do that!!!! Not a pretty sight but was more powerful than the ceiling fans! LOL
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Yes - but not as nice as Lynn - can we have a demo please!!! LOL
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Bet Lynn can't raise enough wind from it to blow ******'s toupee off like you did LOL
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That sounds like a challenge!
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TONY we're waiting on your riposte!
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I was hoping to hire Lynn as my ceiling fan!! Tassels ahoy!!LOL
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Ah! Sparkling repartee................ There's nothing like it................. And that was NOTHING LIKE IT! lol ::)
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One for Utube for sure!! LOL
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Even before we get there we can report that the NUDIE beach isn't the same without Tony and his long lens stalking it's outer limits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P
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I don't wish to get a reputation for having a "LONG-Lens",
it's just average !! LOL
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I bet it looks bare now that it's been stripped to it's natural state!
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I hope you mean the beach!! LOL
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You can't call her that! It's before the watershed!!!!
PS.............. What is a watershed? Heard of a fire bucket and a water bucket but a water shed?
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You know - when we saw you on holiday - and buckets of water flew your way - to cool down your ardour and give poor Sandra a rest!! - - for some reason - it always occurred after 9pm!! - there you go - simple(s)!! The "Watershed" (because they had already used "Watergate") - - - - LOL