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Welcome to San Stefanos (NW Corfu) => San Stefanos news and views => Topic started by: swedebasher on April 28, 2009, 08:50:26 PM
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:o Just been announced that there is a suspected case in Greece. >:(
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:o Just been announced that there is a suspected case in Greece. >:(
I believe that case is the one stuck to Jules - LOL
The Swine-flu thing is beyond our control - lets hope it dies down soon!!!
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Oops, I stand corrected...it is NOT pig/swine flu, it is H1N1 influenza A, according to government, and we are well prepared he says. Huh, believe that if you may!!!
At least there is no mention of the one suspected case in Greece being confirmed. Phew, flight in a week.
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I was given a phone number to ring re: Swine Flu, so I rang it, but all I got was crackling! :D
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No worry I got through earlier and they just advised me to keep taking the oinkment
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They had to find a new name, because as pigs can't fly they can't have flew! Did the oinkment "cure" it?
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They had to find a new name, because as pigs can't fly they can't have flew! Did the oinkment "cure" it?
I asked Francis Bacon and he grunted that it was very PUNNY then he wandered off balanced precariously on the toes of his trotters :-*
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They ate like pigs on their holiday.....Pinky and Perky!!
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No more pork scratchings at the Pub!! :-[
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Can't think of a reply to this as I can't see the computer keys for tears of laughter :D :D :D
We got a lesson in hand washing at school today, said it was to stop the germs passing to the children. No mention of the germs WE might get from them ??? ??? 4-11yrs old "Bless them"
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I woke up this morning thinking I had swine flu, I was covered in a rasher ;D ;D
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YES IT'S ME - IN A TURBAN!!
I wanted to wear a Swine-flu mask as well - but it would have made me look like a letter box!!
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I had to sneeze in Asda tonight! When you sneeze have you ever tried to speak? It sounded like a sneezed Mexico..... You could have heard a pin drop!
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I was given a phone number to ring re: Swine Flu, so I rang it, but all I got was crackling! :D
I thought your ribs were going spare
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Is the TEX-MEX being resurrected? All the free publicity it is getting now. It would make a killing!!
A few years ago we had Avian Flu and they slaughtered millions of birds. Now we have Swine Flu and they are slaughtering millions of pigs. Just hope Hong Kong flu doesn't make a come back! :'(
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Just been offered a free holiday. Flights Hotel all-Inclusive and not a penny to pay. 2 whole weeks in Cancun.Couldn't say no, It's not to be sneezed at! :o
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I have heard about these bargain All inclusive Hols, the food can be dodgy, We wouldnt want you to end up with the TROTTERS!! :D :D :D
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I have heard about these bargain All inclusive Hols, the food can be dodgy, We wouldnt want you to end up with the TROTTERS!! :D :D :D
At the end of the holiday I wouldn't pay it! Would it be an add on or a Bolt-on? Pigs might fly first! Then they would have flew!
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Just been offered a free holiday. Flights Hotel all-Inclusive and not a penny to pay. 2 whole weeks in Cancun.Couldn't say no, It's not to be sneezed at! :o
dont forget the oinkment
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Pinky and Perky love their holidays to San Stefanos,they always enjoy mixing with the locals, they enjoy Pork chops at the Barras for their evening meal and are even spotted enjoying a game of BACKGAMMON!! :D :D :D
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Better be careful shopping girls, Remember... This little piggy went to market ETC.. You can't be too careful!!! As well as the "girl flu" it goes weee weee weee all the way home!!
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This is my last one ....Pinky and Perky have been trying to get into shape for their hols,so they look good in their costumes, they have taken up ballet dancing,and now do a pretty good performance of SWINE LAKE!! ;D ;D
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these jokes are making my ribs go spare
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Got me Dripping with laughter... Now just leaves helping Sandra get her hair done.... You guessed it
PIG TAILS !!!
Time for Luncheon! Now!
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Oh well... Pinky and Perky have spent most of their holiday sat in the Condor Bar watching all the old films including APORK-KALYPSE NOW !! they over indulged on food and drink they ended up with POT BELLYS then had to go Weeeeeeeeeeee all the way home.xxx
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I think that 'The Little Chop of Horrors' is the next Film to be shown!
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Hello everybody, hope you will welcome us to your corflu site like our good friends Pinky and Perky.Our names are Mr and Mrs CUNNINGHAM!! we would like to ask are theire any HAMMOCKS on the beach or is it just loungers.....Oh dear we have just had a phone call to say Pinky and Perky have just gone to hospital in an HAMBULANCE...must TROTT of to see them will keep you updatedxxx
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There are some HAM-fisted attempts of humour on here. As they say in Brum ,If you STY around it could get worse but only if you're easily SUEDE but that's a whole new TAIL. Some of uS'WILL try to keep it going just like the CHOPS you BAC-ON the barbecue.
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some of these jokes are hOINKing :D
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This is my last one ....Pinky and Perky have been trying to get into shape for their hols,so they look good in their costumes, they have taken up ballet dancing,and now do a pretty good performance of SWINE LAKE!! ;D ;D
Thats cos they've got the TU TU's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ok - I know you were waiting for this -
The new Holiday Film on San Stefanos, is called "One flu over the halals nest",
a film dedicated to B L T's, sweet & sour, and sausages!!
A bit like the Blair witch project, it was filmed on the nudie beach with Jules Camcorder and features scenes unfit for children to watch.
Scene's of flagellation, as Peter, Don and Zimmer are rounded up by the "Force" (Sue, Jules, stressed and Zoe),
and whipped soundly with strings of sausages, until their goose (or Hog-roast) was cooked, while simmering on a sunbed.
Cries of "don't stop", "More-more-more" from the boys, whilst coughing germs the size of cooked hams,
in the direction of italy and Sidari. Meanwhile a Game of "Back-Gammon", in full swing, and the rest of us in face-masks, playing ''will the real Michael Jackson'' please stand up!!
All this and more - on channel 4!!
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The news in brief from Corfu
In Sidari the Three PIGS has been quarantined! Probably in vain as no tourists been there in the last 6 months. Unfortunately the big bad wolf caught flu from the Three PIGS and blew their house down. Not with a huff and a puff (no homophobia or pigophobia intended), but with an almighty Sneeze!
Further round the coast In little San Stefanos the Condor bar has at last found out that Elvis is dead. A shock to the poor Greeks I know. They have though managed , for the older generation - Yes Tony And Chris I mean you! - HOGGY Carmichael who will be accompanied on the HAMmond organ while performing a selection from PORKY and Bess!
At the top of the hill the RoHAMza is reeling after losing a few of their staff. The owners now admit to being HAMstrung.
In Corfu Town itself the Cricket pitch is looking ahead to a bright future. There will be an exhibition match played by teams run by that West Indies legend RoHAM Kanhai and David Gower late of HAMpshire and England.
Well that looks to be the end of the news as my HAMbulance has just arrived!
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The news in brief from Corfu
In Sidari the Three PIGS has been quarantined! Probably in vain as no tourists been there in the last 6 months. Unfortunately the big bad wolf caught flu from the Three PIGS and blew their house down. Not with a huff and a puff (no homophobia or pigophobia intended), but with an almighty Sneeze!
Further round the coast In little San Stefanos the Condor bar has at last found out that Elvis is dead. A shock to the poor Greeks I know. They have though managed , for the older generation - Yes Tony And Chris I mean you! - HOGGY Carmichael who will be accompanied on the HAMmond organ while performing a selection from PORKY and Bess!
At the top of the hill the RoHAMza is reeling after losing a few of their staff. The owners now admit to being HAMstrung.
In Corfu Town itself the Cricket pitch is looking ahead to a bright future. There will be an exhibition match played by teams run by that West Indies legend RoHAM Kanhai and David Gower late of HAMpshire and England.
Well that looks to be the end of the news as my HAMbulance has just arrived!
I think that there will be one or two DurHAM players on show too Don. Steve HAMison perhaps?
When I woke up this morning I thought I had pig Flu, owing to the fact I had a 'Rasher' on my forehead!
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Well what can I say... this is great fun i thought I was the nutty one.Don I think an HAMBULANCE is the order of the day for you.xx
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Pinky and Perky can be seen on the beach Capt Nikos has said he will take them paragliding, then we will see PIGS FLY!!!!!They hope the weather is fine because they are only in San Stefanos for a Weeeeeeek!!
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Surely the afternoon films at the Condor have to feature PIGmalian..... PORKys...... A TROTTER full of Dollars....... The Good The Bad & The PORKER! ...... The PORKfather...... SOWth Of the Border
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and for anyone who is/was a fan of " i'm sorry i haven't a clue....." bring me the Alfredo Garcia..... with an orange...
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Just don't go making any rash(er) decisions!!!!!!!!! ;)
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oops i missed a head of out of there!
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I think we have HAMmered this one - you swines!!!
The Condor is also showing at 16:30 next week - - - "Swine flu over the Cukoo's nest"
The new bar "Porkys" is in quarantine, it's a PIG but there you are!!
The new Art Studio, "BABE" is showing scratchings by local artists,
Do you think it's time to 'rind' it up?
The local police have a new snout!!
The motorbike shop has a new line of "HOGs" for hire!!
Don't listen to Curly (Don), it's another Tail!!
Oh well - time to Trotter off!!
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Pinky and Perky have just found a bargain holiday to corFLu.They will have to fly to HAMSTERDAM then on to HAMBURG then on to corFLU.Nothing to be SNEEZED at.When in corFLU they drove to arillas for petrol,perky confused Pinky,by saying he was looking for Mexico,but reminded him he was looking for Texaco.Perky told pinky he was fed up of being taken for GRUNTED,beacuse he was a SLOWLOINER when driving around CorFLU.The temp was ARIND 25 degrees so they headed to the beach of San Stefanos.Perky found the beach quite BOARING so went for a jog up the nice end of the beach!!! whilst TROTTING back past Nikos snack bar in the ROASTING sunshine he fell over.Help he shouted I think i have pulled my HAMSTRING.Nikos phoned for an HAMBULANCE,that took him to corFLU hospital.Pinky later that night sat in the Condor bar all alone drinking TEQUILLA(mexican),with Stefanos,hoping that Perky would soon be CURED, to come back to San Stefanos for the rest of his holiday.
All the boys and Piglets say ahhhh poor old perkyxxx
Next episode soon.
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Pinky and Perky have just found a bargain holiday to corFLu.They will have to fly to HAMSTERDAM then on to HAMBURG then on to corFLU.Nothing to be SNEEZED at.When in corFLU they drove to arillas for petrol,perky confused Pinky,by saying he was looking for Mexico,but reminded him he was looking for Texaco.Perky told pinky he was fed up of being taken for GRUNTED,beacuse he was a SLOWLOINER when driving around CorFLU.The temp was ARIND 25 degrees so they headed to the beach of San Stefanos.Perky found the beach quite BOARING so went for a jog up the nice end of the beach!!! whilst TROTTING back past Nikos snack bar in the ROASTING sunshine he fell over.Help he shouted I think i have pulled my HAMSTRING.Nikos phoned for an HAMBULANCE,that took him to corFLU hospital.Pinky later that night sat in the Condor bar all alone drinking TEQUILLA(mexican),with Stefanos,hoping that Perky would soon be CURED, to come back to San Stefanos for the rest of his holiday.
All the boys and Piglets say ahhhh poor old perkyxxx
Next episode soon.
Hilarious..... Absolutely Hilarious.................... Your post not Tonyco's Avatar ;D
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Pinky and Perky have just found a bargain holiday to corFLu.They will have to fly to HAMSTERDAM then on to HAMBURG then on to corFLU.Nothing to be SNEEZED at.When in corFLU they drove to arillas for petrol,perky confused Pinky,by saying he was looking for Mexico,but reminded him he was looking for Texaco.Perky told pinky he was fed up of being taken for GRUNTED,beacuse he was a SLOWLOINER when driving around CorFLU.The temp was ARIND 25 degrees so they headed to the beach of San Stefanos.Perky found the beach quite BOARING so went for a jog up the nice end of the beach!!! whilst TROTTING back past Nikos snack bar in the ROASTING sunshine he fell over.Help he shouted I think i have pulled my HAMSTRING.Nikos phoned for an HAMBULANCE,that took him to corFLU hospital.Pinky later that night sat in the Condor bar all alone drinking TEQUILLA(mexican),with Stefanos,hoping that Perky would soon be CURED, to come back to San Stefanos for the rest of his holiday.
All the boys and Piglets say ahhhh poor old perkyxxx
Next episode soon.
Just brillaint Lilolil :) :D
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first time to ss for us in june . sounds like my kind of place... your all bonkers. love it :) :) :)
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first time to ss for us in june . sounds like my kind of place... your all bonkers. love it :) :) :)
It makes you like that!!! Good old SS!!