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Title: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on January 15, 2009, 12:04:03 PM: ::)
Ok - I know it's early days, but what will be the "Stand-out Fashion for 2009" on the Beach this Year?
My prediction is some extra Eastern European Influence this year - (usually that means 10 years behind the UK)!!
However - I think we can take it for Granted that Don may well "Trial" the new Borak line of swimwear,
to go with the sandals and socks!! (Just joking Don)!!
Tony C
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: Jules on January 15, 2009, 06:11:15 PM: Don in a mankini would be so cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: SueLa on January 15, 2009, 07:04:56 PM: Please Jules the thought of that makes me feel quite ill!!!!! (love you Don)
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on January 15, 2009, 09:33:31 PM: Right I'm going to Rhyl instead. In a huff now! :-\
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: Jules on January 15, 2009, 10:27:16 PM: You could choose any colour you wanted as well Don as long it doesn't clash with the sandals and socks ;)
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on January 16, 2009, 01:14:50 AM: So fed up as Rhyl is permanently shut... Went into receivership this evening without hope of a sale. Now I've had to book for Tenerife instead. Roll on!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: SueLa on January 16, 2009, 02:36:04 AM: I'm sure Don would go for a yellow one Jules, Then we would recognise him and we could have a forum meet on the beach
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: Jules on January 16, 2009, 03:48:33 PM: Or maybe a sand coloured one so he would blend in with the beach lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on January 16, 2009, 07:13:35 PM: Opps! - sorry Don - I just didn't expect the Don Factor to stir the girls up!
in fact the girls on this site seem to have attacked you like a pack of hungry wolves,
still - a mankini would put you in "pole Position" on the Beach and Leon in the Shade!!
Give it some thought!! - Linda recon's a nice manly black studded leather one would do you proud!!
LoL - ;D - TonyC
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: SueLa on January 17, 2009, 02:49:12 AM: Tony - don't you feel sorry for Don he gives as much as he gets!!!

"Black Studded Tankini" Now what could he wear with it??? ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on January 18, 2009, 10:56:51 PM: I can still see Sue now...How can I describe her? A vision in PINk? No! she been in the sun and at the sherry again! And as for the clothes? What clothes? Was that the alarm clock again? Oh well up for work again :o LOL

Love you really SUE x x x
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: SueLa on January 19, 2009, 02:16:51 AM: Sweet dreams Don xxxxx :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on January 19, 2009, 02:24:18 AM: Quote from: SueLa on January 19, 2009, 02:16:51 AM
Sweet dreams Don xxxxx :-* :-* :-*

Sandra asks "Are those kisses or crosses?"
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on January 19, 2009, 03:00:38 AM: Could be an invitation to a 5 * Metaxa?
TC
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Post by: Jules on January 19, 2009, 03:56:05 PM: I'd say its the sign of the cross - does that keep undesireables away? lol!!!! ;) :o
Sue is it working? lol!!!! :)
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on January 19, 2009, 09:15:17 PM: ::) - Poor Old DON!!
I am sure he will reply as soon as the full moon comes up!!
I hope I never get on the wrong side of you girls - Don must have 20 knives in his back by now!!
Still it is funy!!!
Tony C
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on January 19, 2009, 11:49:56 PM: Oh come on Tony, less of the OLD, I'm only 25 months off my free bus pass. The young ladies, and I use the word young, under fear for my life! go back a long way. About 1600 miles to be exact... don't know their other measurements! They are though in all honesty to lovely young ladies. If you knew their husbands you would say the same!
They will probably kill me now...... with love and kindness obviously ::) ;D ::)
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: Jules on January 19, 2009, 11:56:40 PM: Glad the words young ladies was in there for us eh Sue. lol!!! ;)
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on January 20, 2009, 02:51:56 AM: Quote from: don on January 19, 2009, 11:49:56 PM
Oh come on Tony, less of the OLD, I'm only 25 months off my free bus pass. The young ladies, and I use the word young, under fear for my life! go back a long way. About 1600 miles to be exact... don't know their other measurements! They are though in all honesty to lovely young ladies. If you knew their husbands you would say the same!
They will probably kill me now...... with love and kindness obviously ::) ;D ::)
Nothing in life is free - Oh and at age 60 you get £300 grant toward a new Boiler from D E F R A -
Will the Bus pass work in Corfu?
I am a little confused about the 1600 miles bit - explain that one?
Also Husbands generally have a huge cross to bear (e.g. I married as a teen - married 40 years now and scars to prove it),
so I can sympathise with your and their husbands hardship!!
(Just Joking Girls - before I cop it as well!!)
Tony C
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: Jules on January 20, 2009, 02:49:28 PM: I think some OAPS can qualify for a complete new boiler under some government schemes as well!!!!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: SueLa on January 20, 2009, 06:06:14 PM: Can I swap my "Old Boiler" after June then!!!!

Also 40 years of wedded something or other in September for John & I.

Thank you sooooo much Don for the "Young ladies" mention. Jules and I will remove a few knives now!!!!

As for the Tankini fashion statement I think the white tan lines would be interesting don't you?? ;D ;D :o :o
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on January 20, 2009, 09:27:00 PM: Quote from: tonyco1 on January 20, 2009, 02:51:56 AM
Quote from: don on January 19, 2009, 11:49:56 PM
Oh come on Tony, less of the OLD, I'm only 25 months off my free bus pass. The young ladies, and I use the word young, under fear for my life! go back a long way. About 1600 miles to be exact... don't know their other measurements! They are though in all honesty to lovely young ladies. If you knew their husbands you would say the same!
They will probably kill me now...... with love and kindness obviously ::) ;D ::)
Nothing in life is free - Oh and at age 60 you get £300 grant toward a new Boiler from D E F R A -
Will the Bus pass work in Corfu?
I am a little confused about the 1600 miles bit - explain that one?
Also Husbands generally have a huge cross to bear (e.g. I married as a teen - married 40 years now and scars to prove it),
so I can sympathise with your and their husbands hardship!!
(Just Joking Girls - before I cop it as well!!)
Tony C

Some surreal ref to the distance from GB to Corfu and muddling with the vital statistics of my 2 favourite YOUNG LADIES LOL
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: SueLa on January 21, 2009, 02:32:09 AM: Maybe 1600 from your house Don but it is less from Lincoln = more miles around Jules & I ( knives gone back in) :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on January 21, 2009, 11:11:27 AM: Now Sue! just what fashion statement will you and Jules be sending to the waiting world this year? Only sorry we won't get to see you this year x x :'(

Tonyco1... I'm sitting here reminiscing about the first time I saw Jules and Sue. Let me tell you about it...... It was a typically sultry San Stefanos evening, the stars were bright in the still Ionian night, the frogs were serenading us with their delicate mating call. Over all this the age old moon looked down on all this splendour in a big brotherly sort of way (minus the bad language obviously)! It was just such a scene when I first set eyes on my two most dear friends, remember how much brandy and babycham used to cost?
There I was standing at the bottom of the steps from the Silver Star and wistfully looking up the village street towards the Athens Bar, it was nearly time for my cocoa! All of a sudden I was stopped dead in my tracks, try that when sober and standing still. My eyes were entranced by the twin visions sashaying towards me. Oh the vision, you should have been there! Two young ladies dressed in very similar attire, both in crocheted dresses and delicate ankle boots.
Well I was so taken by this twin vision of femininity I asked the fair Sandra for my Jack Duckworths ( too long a tale for here, perhaps the two fair maids could fill you in. God they are well muscled). Now I could see I noticed that my eye sight was a bit poor, probably age, myopia and copious amounts of village wine. Only €7 for 5 litres at the Paradise Supermarket----NO ADVERTISING PLEASE. The twin objects of my attention were wearing string vests and hobnail boots. My what a stirring sight they made.
As you can tell they are amongst my "youngest" and dearest friends... God the fee they charge to enable me to call them that ! xxxxxxx love you girls xxxxxx
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: Jules on January 23, 2009, 12:06:39 AM: Quote from: don on January 21, 2009, 11:11:27 AM
Now Sue! just what fashion statement will you and Jules be sending to the waiting world this year? Only sorry we won't get to see you this year x x :'(

Tonyco1... I'm sitting here reminiscing about the first time I saw Jules and Sue. Let me tell you about it...... It was a typically sultry San Stefanos evening, the stars were bright in the still Ionian night, the frogs were serenading us with their delicate mating call. Over all this the age old moon looked down on all this splendour in a big brotherly sort of way (minus the bad language obviously)! It was just such a scene when I first set eyes on my two most dear friends, remember how much brandy and babycham used to cost?
There I was standing at the bottom of the steps from the Silver Star and wistfully looking up the village street towards the Athens Bar, it was nearly time for my cocoa! All of a sudden I was stopped dead in my tracks, try that when sober and standing still. My eyes were entranced by the twin visions sashaying towards me. Oh the vision, you should have been there! Two young ladies dressed in very similar attire, both in crocheted dresses and delicate ankle boots.
Well I was so taken by this twin vision of femininity I asked the fair Sandra for my Jack Duckworths ( too long a tale for here, perhaps the two fair maids could fill you in. God they are well muscled). Now I could see I noticed that my eye sight was a bit poor, probably age, myopia and copious amounts of village wine. Only €7 for 5 litres at the Paradise Supermarket----NO ADVERTISING PLEASE. The twin objects of my attention were wearing string vests and hobnail boots. My what a stirring sight they made.
As you can tell they are amongst my "youngest" and dearest friends... God the fee they charge to enable me to call them that ! xxxxxxx love you girls xxxxxx
Very funny ha ha Don. :P
As for my fashion statement this year it will be to have smaller outfits as I am on a diet and so far have lost nearly a stone. More room in case for extra gear. Yippee ;)
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on January 23, 2009, 02:17:02 AM: Don - what an enchanting sight that must have been,
Walking up the street with twin turrets on display through string vests, only marginally marred by hobnail boots.
They must have been the talk of the town!!
No wonder you got slightly pixalated on the street corner.
I now realise that it was you we saw waiting in hope - night after night - every year since -
on the steps - hoping for the annual replay!!
Linda says that it explains the "Animal" look about you!!
I will definately bring the camera this year!!Tony C
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: SueLa on January 23, 2009, 03:16:35 AM: The Gloves are off now Don!!! :P :-\ :P :P :o

Lets start with the "Jack Duckworths" the reason Dons glasses are called that is, without them he didn't see what he was sitting on ::) ::) ::)

Crocheted dresses and ankle boots x 2 you say we were wearing, no mention of your outfit then If I remember correctly,
White socks+sandals+white tight shorts+ Orange Glow string vest and a Stoke on Trent FC scarf casually flung around his neck. And still he managed to look handsome ::) ::) ::)

So Tony keep your eye out for this strange looking man. All the locals seem to like him though ( can't understand why!!!)

Love you really Don
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: Jules on January 23, 2009, 03:48:12 PM: Well done Sue. I just couldn't think how to reply to what Lord San Stefanos had put!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol ;)
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: SueLa on January 23, 2009, 09:46:53 PM: Don't you mean "Laird Don of San Stefanos" ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on January 23, 2009, 11:04:50 PM: For a minute then I thought you'd put "lard Don" ???
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: SueLa on January 24, 2009, 02:50:58 AM: Would I Don, you would melt in the sun :-* :-*
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on January 26, 2009, 02:44:03 AM: Could Don actually be Lord Lucan?
TonyC
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: SueLa on January 26, 2009, 03:11:12 AM: Now that you mention it Tony he does look familiar :o :o :o
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on January 26, 2009, 11:52:02 PM: Jude has just informed me that Sue has invested in a lime green leather catsuit and day-glo yellow clogs for perambulating up and down San Stefs main street in August 2009. Beside that she has adopted the chav look of football shirt, NY baseball cap and a Bench hoodie worn over gold lame hotpants and Burberry Doc Martins.... I can see her now .... WOW ::)
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on January 27, 2009, 12:18:59 AM: Quote from: don on January 26, 2009, 11:52:02 PM
Jude has just informed me that Sue has invested in a lime green leather catsuit and day-glo yellow clogs for perambulating up and down San Stefs main street in August 2009. Beside that she has adopted the chav look of football shirt, NY baseball cap and a Bench hoodie worn over gold lame hotpants and Burberry Doc Martins.... I can see her now .... WOW ::)
Don - you have a fertile imagination - I can see all the readers of this forum dribbling at the thought - Can I have some of what you have been drinking?
Also what is the chance of Sue posting a picture posing in "SAID" gear, or is she too busy shopping at the kinky boot factory?
San Stef will be interesting this year I think!!
My Linda was wondering if you will you be wearing your leather studded Leaderhosen and Yellow Wellies this year?
TonyC
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: SueLa on January 27, 2009, 02:33:43 AM: And you will miss me Don !!!!! 8) 8) 8) 8)

By the way it's the catsuit that is day-glow :D :D :D

Tony: the worry is this is when Don is not drinking!!!!!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on January 28, 2009, 12:57:57 AM: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH !!!! SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE !!!! When you stick the knife in you really twist it as well.............Me drink? I've been teetotal all day !!!! :P
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Post by: tonyco1 on January 28, 2009, 01:03:53 AM: Quote from: SueLa on January 27, 2009, 02:33:43 AM
And you will miss me Don !!!!! 8) 8) 8) 8)

By the way it's the catsuit that is day-glow :D :D :D

Tony: the worry is this is when Don is not drinking!!!!!

Would that be your catsuit or Don's?
You know Don - the one who doesn't drink - ahem!!!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: SueLa on January 29, 2009, 02:31:52 AM: Don & I could go for matching Mankini and Catsuit that would get the locals talking and Sandra and John disowning us.

If they haven't allready :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on January 30, 2009, 12:16:06 AM: Are you taking any advertising? - you know like the F1 racing teams? or Beckham?
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Post by: don on January 30, 2009, 01:52:12 AM: Could always walk round in a football shirt and pay to give free advertising to some grasping multi-national or never heard of parochial company.. No ... Do nowt unless there is a profit for me LOL..... Listen to a song called "This notes for you!" it covers advertising brilliantly.
I do though wear sun glasses with don on one lens and Jules/Sue on the other!!!
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Post by: tonyco1 on January 30, 2009, 03:14:43 AM: So reading between the lines - - -are you saying that because your Mankini will just have a rather small pouch,
that the only room for advertising will be on the large eyeball retarder sunglasses?
And Sue will be advertising for England on the rather bright & loud catsuit!! - or did I get this wrong?
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Post by: SueLa on January 30, 2009, 06:40:22 PM: Do you think if I get Easyjet (no comments please) to advertise on my catsuit I might get free flights ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on January 30, 2009, 08:30:54 PM: Hmmm! Hard not to comment of course -
We all hope you get the easyjet marketing contract on your (colour change) fluorescent ORANGE catsuit,
not only can you get us free flights as well - we can all boast that we are very good friends of "easysue"!!
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Post by: don on January 30, 2009, 11:12:51 PM: Sue, you walked into that one. You really should have seen it coming.

Back on disguises... I have had to cover someone else's diaries at work this week. One of the customers was recently let go from working as a CCTV operator. After 10 minutes they said "you're not Janet?" Points being 1) I probably look butch 2) My disguise wasn't up to much 3) I can't apply make up 4) My voice is too deep 3) They really weren't very observant and should never have been in that job in the first place. .. No, I didn't employ them.
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Post by: SueLa on January 31, 2009, 02:24:55 AM: Jules where are you!!!!! they are picking on me again :o :o
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Post by: Jules on January 31, 2009, 02:42:26 AM: Don are your sunspecs mirrored ones so we don't know who or even what you are looking at like especially for on the beach? lol!!! ;)
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Post by: don on January 31, 2009, 02:42:39 AM: Suela.................... Look on the bright side............ If we didn't pick on you someone else would.... but we do it with LOVE in our hearts xxxx :-*
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Post by: Jules on January 31, 2009, 02:48:32 AM: Sue somehow I can just picture Don in a itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot mankini showing all his muscles off to the fairer sex!!!! :-*
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Post by: don on January 31, 2009, 02:59:28 AM: That is too gruesome a thought, I'm off to bed! Probably have nightmares now!!!!
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Post by: Jules on January 31, 2009, 03:01:56 AM: Yes I think I will have to sleep with the light on tonight :-*
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Post by: tonyco1 on January 31, 2009, 03:29:52 AM: Jules - would that be landing lights for easyjet?
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Post by: SueLa on January 31, 2009, 03:50:15 PM: LOL Tony

Jules, Don will have to get in touch with Roy to find out where he can buy a certain type of sunglasses ::) ::) ::)
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Post by: Jules on January 31, 2009, 06:52:47 PM: Quote from: SueLa on January 31, 2009, 03:50:15 PM
LOL Tony

Jules, Don will have to get in touch with Roy to find out where he can buy a certain type of sunglasses ::) ::) ::)

Roys on the lookout for this years specs. Will let you know for John as well lol!! ;)
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Post by: tonyco1 on January 31, 2009, 10:55:23 PM: Quote from: JULES T on January 31, 2009, 06:52:47 PM
Quote from: SueLa on January 31, 2009, 03:50:15 PM
LOL Tony

Jules, Don will have to get in touch with Roy to find out where he can buy a certain type of sunglasses ::) ::) ::)

Roys on the lookout for this years specs. Will let you know for John as well lol!! ;)
Don is investing in a pair of "X-RAY" specs - this is so he can walk along the nudie beach and see whose assets have been boosted by surgery!! And so you can't see him looking as well I guess!!
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Post by: Jules on January 31, 2009, 11:37:18 PM: Quote from: tonyco1 on January 31, 2009, 10:55:23 PM
Quote from: JULES T on January 31, 2009, 06:52:47 PM
Quote from: SueLa on January 31, 2009, 03:50:15 PM
LOL Tony

Jules, Don will have to get in touch with Roy to find out where he can buy a certain type of sunglasses ::) ::) ::)

Roys on the lookout for this years specs. Will let you know for John as well lol!! ;)
Don is investing in a pair of "X-RAY" specs - this is so he can walk along the nudie beach and see whose assets have been boosted by surgery!! And so you can't see him looking as well I guess!!
Mind boggling :o :o ::) ::)
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Post by: don on February 01, 2009, 12:00:36 AM: Don just isn't a beach person, well rarely. He certainly won't be in a football shirt as he doesn't go for the chav chic look! The only glasses he wears are those he is drinking out of becuase he won't drink from a bottle after seeing what a cat did on one! After knowing him for most of his life I can honestly say that I have never met such a quiet unassuming person. Oh! He's so utterly modest too! :P
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Post by: Jules on February 01, 2009, 01:52:47 AM: Quote from: don on February 01, 2009, 12:00:36 AM
Don just isn't a beach person, well rarely. He certainly won't be in a football shirt as he doesn't go for the chav chic look! The only glasses he wears are those he is drinking out of becuase he won't drink from a bottle after seeing what a cat did on one! After knowing him for most of his life I can honestly say that I have never met such a quiet unassuming person. Oh! He's so utterly modest too! :P
Definitely modest lol!!!!!!!
Don't blame you about the bottle thing either I've heard about rats doing what comes naturally on them as well.
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Post by: SueLa on February 01, 2009, 02:59:26 AM: Don "Modest" Don't make me laugh ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: tonyco1 on February 01, 2009, 09:09:58 PM: Not sure he is being straight about the shirts - I am sure I have seen a picture somewhere of Don in a "Staines Massive FC" Football shirt,
over a pair baggy shell suit bottoms and illuminated flashing trainers, after all - he is a quiet unassuming lad,
often seen with a glass of Katz Pizz belgian wine with an umbrella and cherry in it!!
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Post by: don on February 01, 2009, 10:43:01 PM: I am easily spotted. I am usually the one in a YELLOW shirt! Sandals, no socks and none of them either ;D 8)
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Post by: tonyco1 on February 03, 2009, 01:43:58 AM: I could have sworn you were Ali-D!!!
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Post by: don on February 03, 2009, 02:41:32 AM: No Alleys in San Stef! Not D alley or D other alley! Not even Muhammed Alley?
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Post by: tonyco1 on February 03, 2009, 08:58:54 PM: I am told that you were in fact singing (yes singing) after a few pints,
the famous song "Sally", as in Sally - Salley - lead me up the Alley,
Lead me up the Alley-D!! Vera Lynn was always your favourite!!
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Post by: don on February 03, 2009, 11:31:44 PM: If you ever heard me talk you'd not wish to hear me sing. Basso Profundo (not to be confused with John Profumo) is way too high pitched!
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Post by: Jules on February 04, 2009, 12:36:54 AM: Please guys no singing allowed. Rain not wanted this week as well as the cold cold snow.! :)
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Post by: tonyco1 on February 04, 2009, 02:55:34 AM: How about of howling then - AaaaWooooo!!
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Post by: don on February 04, 2009, 10:57:42 PM: As long as the Snow stays in Cheshire we'll be ok! Think we'd better close the border to keep it out of our county!
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Post by: Jules on February 05, 2009, 12:21:32 AM: Have you got snow tonight . I heard Midlands area getting a good dolloping tonight.If so do not send it North. Can definitely do without it lol!!! ;)
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Post by: don on February 05, 2009, 02:13:08 AM: We were forecasted to receive from 11.00pm tonight. This is 23.10 and it is so spectacular as far as starry nights go we can hear Don McLean! So no Snow here. Did listen to Auntie Beeb though and recall "No hurricanes tonight" just before half of southern England was blown out of Europe
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Post by: Jules on February 06, 2009, 12:19:27 AM: All we got was a few flurries thank goodness.
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Post by: don on February 06, 2009, 02:00:10 AM: So fashion wise Jules will be wearing a few FLURRIES ! Bet that looks good in a stiff breeze! :o
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Post by: Jules on February 06, 2009, 10:19:25 AM: Ooh Don you are awful but I like you - to use a well known phrase.lol!! ;) :o
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Post by: tonyco1 on February 07, 2009, 03:46:09 AM: We had heavy snow last monday - expected again last night, but we got away with it - mainly sleet.
I only had two staff pull out today, who lived in luton where they had about 6-8 inches of snow.
Not quite San Stefanos.
So did the snow queens put on their day-glo ski suits (or was that Don?).
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on February 07, 2009, 08:30:12 PM: I would just like to say how rough it is having 3 of you "bitching" at me....Howls of laughter! I'll have you know I look a gentleman of the highest decorum and am a picture of sartorial elegance when I partake of my chosen profession! Always in the brightest black from head to toe. In my line of work I don't wish to look more lifelike than my customers.... I will have to try this look in San Stef.......................Wouldn't it be good idea if all dressed for work while on holiday. We could all watch the Traffic Warden itching to ticket the cars outside the Condor, the GP dying to stick his stethoscope on all the beach bums... Sorry chests! The undertaker measuring everyone up as he strolls along the beach, the teacher itching to cane anyone bending down. Now is that some poor beggar swatting wasps or some bookies Tic-Tac man signalling the odds as they race for the best spot round the pool!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on February 09, 2009, 02:46:21 AM: Don - what do you do???? now you have me curious!!
Do you deliver Cadburys Milk Tray onto boats from a hanglider?
What do you do all in black - are you the Undertaker - or one of the Blues Brothers??? -
I was going to mention Chippendales - but that's stretching it!!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on February 09, 2009, 11:02:19 PM: Quote from: tonyco1 on February 09, 2009, 02:46:21 AM
Don - what do you do???? now you have me curious!!
Do you deliver Cadburys Milk Tray onto boats from a hanglider?
What do you do all in black - are you the Undertaker - or one of the Blues Brothers??? -
I was going to mention Chippendales - but that's stretching it!!

I just turn up for work and go through the motions :o LOL
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on February 09, 2009, 11:24:36 PM: Quote from: don on February 09, 2009, 11:02:19 PM
Quote from: tonyco1 on February 09, 2009, 02:46:21 AM
Don - what do you do???? now you have me curious!!
Do you deliver Cadburys Milk Tray onto boats from a hanglider?
What do you do all in black - are you the Undertaker - or one of the Blues Brothers??? -
I was going to mention Chippendales - but that's stretching it!!

I just turn up for work and go through the motions :o LOL
Typical answer!! Don!! LOL - - - are you a politician!!

I think to a degree, we all do what we really have to do and hold back on the spurious bits!!
I try to stick close to my desk, but sometimes have to attend various incidents, if in my patch,
or go to the really serious ones where ever they are, but I don't enjoy that these days,
I must be getting to old to want to get lumbered with that now!!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on February 09, 2009, 11:49:34 PM: Hate to discuss my work! It tends to upset a lot of people.
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: Jules on February 10, 2009, 12:35:34 AM: Well I work in sales selling foam madeby one of the largest foam manufaturers in the world to manufaturers of furniture etc. You never know that lovely comfortable sofa you may be sitting on or that lovely comfy bed where you get a lovely nights sleep may have had the foam parts sold by me.lol!!!
We also manufature lovely carpet underlay to help keep your toes oh so cosy as you walk around your house. :)
I mostly wear black as its quiert slimming lol!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on February 10, 2009, 02:02:27 AM: Well Jules it must work. You can offer expert eye witness testimony. If I put on a few stones I could then possibly be described as quite slim!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on February 10, 2009, 02:38:04 AM: Quote from: don on February 09, 2009, 11:49:34 PM
Hate to discuss my work! It tends to upset a lot of people.
Ok Don think I get it - if so I work with a branch of your lot, so it won't upset me - loads of mates on the Job
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on February 10, 2009, 11:17:28 PM: JOB Now that's the word! Bulls Eye!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on February 11, 2009, 02:06:27 AM: Nice one Don!!

Now for a bit of culture - (just for a change)

Did you know that it is customary at the erection of all stately and superb edifaces,
to lay the first or foundation stone at the North East corner of the building?
As far as Corfu is concerned, the cornerstone of Corfu, has been placed in the North West
and is called San Stefanos - Avliotes, (in my Opinion)!!

What do you all think? Shall we start a culture discussion or say sod it! - back to the thongs!!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on February 11, 2009, 02:11:07 AM: Whatever! I'll raise a glass and drink to anything bar politicians, merchant bankers and other useless things! ::) :P ::)
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on February 11, 2009, 02:18:23 AM: Quote from: don on February 11, 2009, 02:11:07 AM
Whatever! I'll raise a glass and drink to anything bar politicians, merchant bankers and other useless things! ::) :P ::)
No problem - we'll do a few toasts to Lime green cozzies and hobnail boots then!!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on February 11, 2009, 02:20:10 AM: Quote from: tonyco1 on February 11, 2009, 02:18:23 AM
Quote from: don on February 11, 2009, 02:11:07 AM
Whatever! I'll raise a glass and drink to anything bar politicians, merchant bankers and other useless things! ::) :P ::)
No problem - we'll do a few toasts to Lime green cozzies and hobnail boots then!!
See SUE we are thinking of you!! Of course I love you :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on February 11, 2009, 11:23:20 PM: Quote from: don on February 11, 2009, 02:20:10 AM
Quote from: tonyco1 on February 11, 2009, 02:18:23 AM
Quote from: don on February 11, 2009, 02:11:07 AM
Whatever! I'll raise a glass and drink to anything bar politicians, merchant bankers and other useless things! ::) :P ::)
No problem - we'll do a few toasts to Lime green cozzies and hobnail boots then!!
See SUE we are thinking of you!! Of course I love you :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Sue - by now the whole of S S is thinking of you and the Hi-Vi clothes with a flashing light on your hat!!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on February 12, 2009, 12:07:00 AM: Sue has a cold coming on. She is really feeling blue at the moment. Lets all wish her all the best and she will soon be in the pink and looking all bright eyed, bushy tailed and rosy red of cheek!

A big AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH for Sue
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on February 12, 2009, 12:09:39 AM: Quote from: don on February 12, 2009, 12:07:00 AM
Sue has a cold coming on. She is really feeling blue at the moment. Lets all wish her all the best and she will soon be in the pink and looking all bright eyed, bushy tailed and rosy red of cheek!

A big AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH for Sue
A large Metaxa*******7 star - and bed for you my girl!!
So much of this winter bug about!!
Get well soon!!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: Jules on February 12, 2009, 12:23:51 AM: Same here with me. I've got the bug going round at the mo as well. Roy says I've got Bird Flu lol!!!!!!as opposed to man flu :-\
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on February 12, 2009, 12:31:43 AM: Now Roy , remember last year? Bird Flu? Millions of birds were slaughtered to stop it spreading. :o ??? ::)
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: SueLa on February 12, 2009, 02:48:41 AM: A Huge portion of Skippy Pie and a Huge glass of red wine would help At least I am ready for RED NOSE DAY
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on February 12, 2009, 02:51:25 AM: Bird Flu or Mad Cow?
Whatever it is - red wine helps
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on February 12, 2009, 11:43:34 PM: An old pub landlord and his wife used to swear by Port & Brandy. It actually worked but i could never sleep for sweating! All good things have their price!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: SueLa on February 13, 2009, 02:17:30 AM: We must have caught a chill wearing those Bikini's Jules :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on February 13, 2009, 02:57:52 AM: Quote from: SueLa on February 13, 2009, 02:17:30 AM
We must have caught a chill wearing those Bikini's Jules :'( :'( :'(
In that case you girls need chill-i !!! That'll warm you up!!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: Jules on March 29, 2009, 06:28:59 PM: Found these on AOL today - includes some beach / pool wear
http://o.aolcdn.com/art/gat/rubyroom/2/1/the-things-that-men-should-never-wear.html
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: SueLa on March 29, 2009, 10:01:44 PM: LOL Jules
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on March 29, 2009, 10:36:27 PM: Quote from: JULES T on March 29, 2009, 06:28:59 PM
Found these on AOL today - includes some beach / pool wear
http://o.aolcdn.com/art/gat/rubyroom/2/1/the-things-that-men-should-never-wear.html
I could swear that was Don!! LOL
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: Jules on March 30, 2009, 12:07:47 AM: Quote from: tonyco1 on March 29, 2009, 10:36:27 PM
Quote from: JULES T on March 29, 2009, 06:28:59 PM
Found these on AOL today - includes some beach / pool wear
http://o.aolcdn.com/art/gat/rubyroom/2/1/the-things-that-men-should-never-wear.html
I could swear that was Don!! LOL
There was also one with crocs for you Tony Lol!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: Sandra W on March 30, 2009, 12:39:00 AM: If Don dresses how he did today for his parents Diamond anniversary do you could describe his dress sense as stylishly timeless in a casual way.No YELLOW at all! Great day out though. If you ever get to Bottesford (near Newark) eat at PAULS. Not a San Stef eaterie but good.
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: Jules on March 30, 2009, 01:02:54 AM: Quote from: Sandra W on March 30, 2009, 12:39:00 AM
If Don dresses how he did today for his parents Diamond anniversary do you could describe his dress sense as stylishly timeless in a casual way.No YELLOW at all! Great day out though. If you ever get to Bottesford (near Newark) eat at PAULS. Not a San Stef eaterie but good.
Congratulations to Dons Mum and Dad
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on March 31, 2009, 03:18:08 AM: Quote from: JULES T on March 30, 2009, 01:02:54 AM
Quote from: Sandra W on March 30, 2009, 12:39:00 AM
If Don dresses how he did today for his parents Diamond anniversary do you could describe his dress sense as stylishly timeless in a casual way.No YELLOW at all! Great day out though. If you ever get to Bottesford (near Newark) eat at PAULS. Not a San Stef eaterie but good.
Congratulations to Dons Mum and Dad
If you looked at Dons gallery - I believe that he may be picture No. 9
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: SueLa on March 31, 2009, 07:08:47 PM: Sandra & Don so near to us and yet so far away on Sunday. Glad you had a good day xx
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on March 31, 2009, 11:17:27 PM: Quote from: tonyco1 on March 31, 2009, 03:18:08 AM
Quote from: JULES T on March 30, 2009, 01:02:54 AM
Quote from: Sandra W on March 30, 2009, 12:39:00 AM
If Don dresses how he did today for his parents Diamond anniversary do you could describe his dress sense as stylishly timeless in a casual way.No YELLOW at all! Great day out though. If you ever get to Bottesford (near Newark) eat at PAULS. Not a San Stef eaterie but good.
Congratulations to Dons Mum and Dad
If you looked at Dons gallery - I believe that he may be picture No. 9

WHAT GALLERY?????
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: Jules on April 01, 2009, 12:23:56 AM: Quote from: don on March 31, 2009, 11:17:27 PM
Quote from: tonyco1 on March 31, 2009, 03:18:08 AM
Quote from: JULES T on March 30, 2009, 01:02:54 AM
Quote from: Sandra W on March 30, 2009, 12:39:00 AM
If Don dresses how he did today for his parents Diamond anniversary do you could describe his dress sense as stylishly timeless in a casual way.No YELLOW at all! Great day out though. If you ever get to Bottesford (near Newark) eat at PAULS. Not a San Stef eaterie but good.
Congratulations to Dons Mum and Dad
If you looked at Dons gallery - I believe that he may be picture No. 9

WHAT GALLERY?????
Tonys being very naughty Don but here is the link
http://o.aolcdn.com/art/gat/rubyroom/2/1/the-things-that-men-should-never-wear.html
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: SueLa on April 01, 2009, 02:22:16 AM: LOL Come in No9 your time is up ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on April 01, 2009, 02:25:18 AM: You could cut cheese with that LOL
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: Jules on April 01, 2009, 10:00:53 AM: Quote from: don on April 01, 2009, 02:25:18 AM
You could cut cheese with that LOL

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;) ::) :o
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on April 02, 2009, 01:38:46 AM: Quote from: JULES T on April 01, 2009, 10:00:53 AM
Quote from: don on April 01, 2009, 02:25:18 AM
You could cut cheese with that LOL

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;) ::) :o
That explains Don's expression!!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on April 02, 2009, 02:21:41 AM: Quote from: tonyco1 on April 02, 2009, 01:38:46 AM
Quote from: JULES T on April 01, 2009, 10:00:53 AM
Quote from: don on April 01, 2009, 02:25:18 AM
You could cut cheese with that LOL

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;) ::) :o
That explains Don's expression!!
Great YELLOW shirt in Asda tonight but my BETTER half wouldn't buy it for me!!!!! :o
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on April 02, 2009, 02:25:59 AM: Quote from: don on April 02, 2009, 02:21:41 AM
Quote from: tonyco1 on April 02, 2009, 01:38:46 AM
Quote from: JULES T on April 01, 2009, 10:00:53 AM
Quote from: don on April 01, 2009, 02:25:18 AM
You could cut cheese with that LOL

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;) ::) :o
That explains Don's expression!!
Great YELLOW shirt in Asda tonight but my BETTER half wouldn't buy it for me!!!!! :o
Didn't want to be seen with a Banana!!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: Jules on April 02, 2009, 09:50:49 AM: Quote from: tonyco1 on April 02, 2009, 02:25:59 AM
Quote from: don on April 02, 2009, 02:21:41 AM
Quote from: tonyco1 on April 02, 2009, 01:38:46 AM
Quote from: JULES T on April 01, 2009, 10:00:53 AM
Quote from: don on April 01, 2009, 02:25:18 AM
You could cut cheese with that LOL

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;) ::) :o
That explains Don's expression!!
Great YELLOW shirt in Asda tonight but my BETTER half wouldn't buy it for me!!!!! :o
Didn't want to be seen with a Banana!!
Well done Sandra ;)
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on April 02, 2009, 11:05:42 PM: Quote from: JULES T on April 02, 2009, 09:50:49 AM
Quote from: tonyco1 on April 02, 2009, 02:25:59 AM
Quote from: don on April 02, 2009, 02:21:41 AM
Quote from: tonyco1 on April 02, 2009, 01:38:46 AM
Quote from: JULES T on April 01, 2009, 10:00:53 AM
Quote from: don on April 01, 2009, 02:25:18 AM
You could cut cheese with that LOL

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;) ::) :o
That explains Don's expression!!
Great YELLOW shirt in Asda tonight but my BETTER half wouldn't buy it for me!!!!! :o
Didn't want to be seen with a Banana!!
Well done Sandra ;)

Seen some great yellow Helly Hansen shorts too! In my wardrobe!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on April 03, 2009, 03:54:06 AM: Quote from: don on April 02, 2009, 11:05:42 PM
Quote from: JULES T on April 02, 2009, 09:50:49 AM
Quote from: tonyco1 on April 02, 2009, 02:25:59 AM
Quote from: don on April 02, 2009, 02:21:41 AM
Quote from: tonyco1 on April 02, 2009, 01:38:46 AM
Quote from: JULES T on April 01, 2009, 10:00:53 AM
Quote from: don on April 01, 2009, 02:25:18 AM
You could cut cheese with that LOL

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;) ::) :o
That explains Don's expression!!
Great YELLOW shirt in Asda tonight but my BETTER half wouldn't buy it for me!!!!! :o
Didn't want to be seen with a Banana!!
Well done Sandra ;)

Seen some great yellow Helly Hansen shorts too! In my wardrobe!
Ouch!! spare us the pain please Don!!!LOL
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: Jules on April 03, 2009, 09:39:12 AM: Quote from: tonyco1 on April 03, 2009, 03:54:06 AM
Quote from: don on April 02, 2009, 11:05:42 PM
Quote from: JULES T on April 02, 2009, 09:50:49 AM
Quote from: tonyco1 on April 02, 2009, 02:25:59 AM
Quote from: don on April 02, 2009, 02:21:41 AM
Quote from: tonyco1 on April 02, 2009, 01:38:46 AM
Quote from: JULES T on April 01, 2009, 10:00:53 AM
Quote from: don on April 01, 2009, 02:25:18 AM
You could cut cheese with that LOL

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;) ::) :o
That explains Don's expression!!
Great YELLOW shirt in Asda tonight but my BETTER half wouldn't buy it for me!!!!! :o
Didn't want to be seen with a Banana!!
Well done Sandra ;)

Seen some great yellow Helly Hansen shorts too! In my wardrobe!
Ouch!! spare us the pain please Don!!!LOL
To late Tony sounds like hes already got them lol!! :-[ ::)
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on April 04, 2009, 04:47:00 AM: Quote from: JULES T on April 03, 2009, 09:39:12 AM
Quote from: tonyco1 on April 03, 2009, 03:54:06 AM
Quote from: don on April 02, 2009, 11:05:42 PM
Quote from: JULES T on April 02, 2009, 09:50:49 AM
Quote from: tonyco1 on April 02, 2009, 02:25:59 AM
Quote from: don on April 02, 2009, 02:21:41 AM
Quote from: tonyco1 on April 02, 2009, 01:38:46 AM
Quote from: JULES T on April 01, 2009, 10:00:53 AM
Quote from: don on April 01, 2009, 02:25:18 AM
You could cut cheese with that LOL

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;) ::) :o
That explains Don's expression!!
Great YELLOW shirt in Asda tonight but my BETTER half wouldn't buy it for me!!!!! :o
Didn't want to be seen with a Banana!!
Well done Sandra ;)

Seen some great yellow Helly Hansen shorts too! In my wardrobe!
Ouch!! spare us the pain please Don!!!LOL
To late Tony sounds like hes already got them lol!! :-[ ::)
I bet he could play a tune on the No.9's he's wearing!! LOL 8)
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: SueLa on April 04, 2009, 10:41:05 PM: Yellow Top, yellow shorts, I'm sure we can find some yellow socks to go with the sandals.

"I wonder if they do No.9's in yellow :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on April 04, 2009, 10:58:16 PM: Quote from: SueLa on April 04, 2009, 10:41:05 PM
Yellow Top, yellow shorts, I'm sure we can find some yellow socks to go with the sandals.

"I wonder if they do No.9's in yellow :o :o :o :o

Saw a great YELLOW polo in Tunstall today but Sandra , well, being Sandra says we'll get it in 'Castle. Great that shop hadn't any menswear. Now iv'e proved that should be 2 words - not mens wear but men swear! Don't worry folks i'll keep looking!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: Jules on April 04, 2009, 11:30:10 PM: Quote from: don on April 04, 2009, 10:58:16 PM
Quote from: SueLa on April 04, 2009, 10:41:05 PM
Yellow Top, yellow shorts, I'm sure we can find some yellow socks to go with the sandals.

"I wonder if they do No.9's in yellow :o :o :o :o

Saw a great YELLOW polo in Tunstall today but Sandra , well, being Sandra says we'll get it in 'Castle. Great that shop hadn't any menswear. Now iv'e proved that should be 2 words - not mens wear but men swear! Don't worry folks i'll keep looking!
I promise you really don't have to Don lol!!!! ;)
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on April 06, 2009, 02:56:42 AM: Quote from: JULES T on April 04, 2009, 11:30:10 PM
Quote from: don on April 04, 2009, 10:58:16 PM
Quote from: SueLa on April 04, 2009, 10:41:05 PM
Yellow Top, yellow shorts, I'm sure we can find some yellow socks to go with the sandals.

"I wonder if they do No.9's in yellow :o :o :o :o

Saw a great YELLOW polo in Tunstall today but Sandra , well, being Sandra says we'll get it in 'Castle. Great that shop hadn't any menswear. Now iv'e proved that should be 2 words - not mens wear but men swear! Don't worry folks i'll keep looking!
I promise you really don't have to Don lol!!!! ;)
Please - - ban the yellow shirts!!!!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: sharris on April 06, 2009, 10:08:26 PM: i like yellow Don !!!!! ;D

i thinks its good for a man to wear bright lively colours, instead of boring black blue or grey !!!!

i also dont see problem with men wearing pink t/shirts - shirts, good for you Don.......don't listen to them. :-*

Sarah H
xx
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on April 06, 2009, 10:55:57 PM: Quote from: sharris on April 06, 2009, 10:08:26 PM
i like yellow Don !!!!! ;D

i thinks its good for a man to wear bright lively colours, instead of boring black blue or grey !!!!

i also dont see problem with men wearing pink t/shirts - shirts, good for you Don.......don't listen to them. :-*

Sarah H
xx

Cheers! That has made me feel so much better! Love bright colours, especially on holiday as they are as far removed from my workaday collar and tie as possible!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: Jules on April 07, 2009, 12:17:34 AM: Lets hope Don doesn't turn up on hols like a rainbow lol!!!!! ;)
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: SueLa on April 07, 2009, 03:21:48 AM: Let me picture it "Don in a Pink shirt" :-\ :-\ :-\
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on April 07, 2009, 10:42:29 PM: Quote from: SueLa on April 07, 2009, 03:21:48 AM
Let me picture it "Don in a Pink shirt" :-\ :-\ :-\

Been there! Done that! Got the T-shirt! Result on new YELLOW POLO Get in there!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on April 08, 2009, 04:51:33 AM: Quote from: don on April 07, 2009, 10:42:29 PM
Quote from: SueLa on April 07, 2009, 03:21:48 AM
Let me picture it "Don in a Pink shirt" :-\ :-\ :-\

Been there! Done that! Got the T-shirt! Result on new YELLOW POLO Get in there!
Rainbow Don - now that has a ring to it!!!!
Yellow polo - fluerescent pink shorts (with matching y-fronts) - purple shoes - I can see it now!!
He doesn't like to be noticed!! LOL
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on April 08, 2009, 11:13:12 PM: Quote from: tonyco1 on April 08, 2009, 04:51:33 AM
Quote from: don on April 07, 2009, 10:42:29 PM
Quote from: SueLa on April 07, 2009, 03:21:48 AM
Let me picture it "Don in a Pink shirt" :-\ :-\ :-\

Been there! Done that! Got the T-shirt! Result on new YELLOW POLO Get in there!
Rainbow Don - now that has a ring to it!!!!
Yellow polo - fluerescent pink shorts (with matching y-fronts) - purple shoes - I can see it now!!
He doesn't like to be noticed!! LOL

As opposed to the John Major lookalike in the previous avatar. Not so much "MAN AT C&A" More MAN DRESSED IN GREY!"
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: SueLa on April 09, 2009, 02:32:35 AM: LOL Don xx
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on April 12, 2009, 07:44:09 AM: Quote from: don on April 08, 2009, 11:13:12 PM
Quote from: tonyco1 on April 08, 2009, 04:51:33 AM
Quote from: don on April 07, 2009, 10:42:29 PM
Quote from: SueLa on April 07, 2009, 03:21:48 AM
Let me picture it "Don in a Pink shirt" :-\ :-\ :-\

Been there! Done that! Got the T-shirt! Result on new YELLOW POLO Get in there!
Rainbow Don - now that has a ring to it!!!!
Yellow polo - fluerescent pink shorts (with matching y-fronts) - purple shoes - I can see it now!!
He doesn't like to be noticed!! LOL

As opposed to the John Major lookalike in the previous avatar. Not so much "MAN AT C&A" More MAN DRESSED IN GREY!"
Ok so lets have a new piccy - sunglasses free!!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: Jules on April 12, 2009, 11:44:39 AM: Quote from: tonyco1 on April 12, 2009, 07:44:09 AM
Quote from: don on April 08, 2009, 11:13:12 PM
Quote from: tonyco1 on April 08, 2009, 04:51:33 AM
Quote from: don on April 07, 2009, 10:42:29 PM
Quote from: SueLa on April 07, 2009, 03:21:48 AM
Let me picture it "Don in a Pink shirt" :-\ :-\ :-\

Been there! Done that! Got the T-shirt! Result on new YELLOW POLO Get in there!
Rainbow Don - now that has a ring to it!!!!
Yellow polo - fluerescent pink shorts (with matching y-fronts) - purple shoes - I can see it now!!
He doesn't like to be noticed!! LOL

As opposed to the John Major lookalike in the previous avatar. Not so much "MAN AT C&A" More MAN DRESSED IN GREY!"
Ok so lets have a new piccy - sunglasses free!!
So Tony where is your avatar picture taken at? :)
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on April 12, 2009, 08:09:04 PM: Look ............... No sun-glasses.... and boy what a body!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: Jules on April 12, 2009, 08:47:40 PM: Quote from: don on April 12, 2009, 08:09:04 PM
Look ............... No sun-glasses.... and boy what a body!
Full headed LOL!! ;)
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on April 12, 2009, 10:49:49 PM: And tapering to such a narrow bottom LOL :-*
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Post by: Jules on April 12, 2009, 11:29:36 PM: But completely legless lol! ;D
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on April 13, 2009, 03:17:41 AM: Quote from: JULES T on April 12, 2009, 11:29:36 PM
But completely legless lol! ;D

That is only because I drink Roys Sambuca!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on April 13, 2009, 07:47:51 AM: Quote from: don on April 13, 2009, 03:17:41 AM
Quote from: JULES T on April 12, 2009, 11:29:36 PM
But completely legless lol! ;D

That is only because I drink Roys Sambuca!
and back to the string -
I take it that Don will still be wearing his yellow mankini and parade along the beach!! LOL
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: Jules on April 13, 2009, 11:22:04 AM: Quote from: tonyco1 on April 13, 2009, 07:47:51 AM
Quote from: don on April 13, 2009, 03:17:41 AM
Quote from: JULES T on April 12, 2009, 11:29:36 PM
But completely legless lol! ;D

That is only because I drink Roys Sambuca!
and back to the string -
I take it that Don will still be wearing his yellow mankini and parade along the beach!! LOL
Parade or strut lol!! ;)
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on April 13, 2009, 12:08:14 PM: Will be sorry to miss Tony on the beach as we never go to the nudie part! At least he saves on the baggage allowance :P
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Post by: tonyco1 on April 14, 2009, 06:21:38 AM: Quote from: don on April 13, 2009, 12:08:14 PM
Will be sorry to miss Tony on the beach as we never go to the nudie part! At least he saves on the baggage allowance :P
Actually - I am both ugly and fat enough to be allowed on the nudie beach,
lying there roasting the belly and bits, but never really got interested in doing that - so will stay on the topless bit!!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: Jules on April 14, 2009, 09:56:16 AM: Quote from: tonyco1 on April 14, 2009, 06:21:38 AM
Quote from: don on April 13, 2009, 12:08:14 PM
Will be sorry to miss Tony on the beach as we never go to the nudie part! At least he saves on the baggage allowance :P
Actually - I am both ugly and fat enough to be allowed on the nudie beach,
lying there roasting the belly and bits, but never really got interested in doing that - so will stay on the topless bit!!
Roasted belly and bits - doesn't bear thinking about lol!! nearly put me off my breakfast as well. ;)
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Post by: zoe on April 15, 2009, 12:31:44 AM: a big thank you to you all i have been ill over easter and catching up on this site has had me in fits of laughter zoe
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Post by: Jules on April 15, 2009, 12:37:41 AM: Quote from: zoe on April 15, 2009, 12:31:44 AM
a big thank you to you all i have been ill over easter and catching up on this site has had me in fits of laughter zoe
Hope you feel better Zoe.

The fun on here is one of the reasons we come on here. You don't get it like this on any other sites lol!! ;)
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on April 15, 2009, 02:10:31 AM: Got to agree with Jules about this site being in its own way the best. There is no pretentiousness. Just good advice and friendly banter. I have met some of my best ever friends since finding this site around 2 years ago and I'm into my 59th year. I hope to meet even more people off here in 10 weeks.
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: SueLa on April 15, 2009, 02:37:08 AM: Roasted belly and bits Tony!!! I didn't know they did Hog roasts on the beach!!!!!

Do you do Crackling as well?? ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: SueLa on April 15, 2009, 02:41:42 AM: Friendly banter ??? ??? ???

I have wept buckets over the comments you have made about me :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on April 15, 2009, 09:45:25 AM: Quote from: SueLa on April 15, 2009, 02:41:42 AM
Friendly banter ??? ??? ???

I have wept buckets over the comments you have made about me :'( :'( :'(

That's 'cos we love you Sue xxxx
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: Jules on April 15, 2009, 09:46:01 AM: Quote from: SueLa on April 15, 2009, 02:37:08 AM
Roasted belly and bits Tony!!! I didn't know they did Hog roasts on the beach!!!!!

Do you do Crackling as well?? ::) ::) ::)

Love this Sue lol ;) :D
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on April 18, 2009, 04:42:50 AM: Quote from: JULES T on April 15, 2009, 09:46:01 AM
Quote from: SueLa on April 15, 2009, 02:37:08 AM
Roasted belly and bits Tony!!! I didn't know they did Hog roasts on the beach!!!!!

Do you do Crackling as well?? ::) ::) ::)

Love this Sue lol ;) :D
How can you laugh at this -I was being serious as usual!!
of course they do hog roasts on the beach - (Yes we know you German's have a head start up on the nudie beach).
Bellie-flop a' la crackling rouge'!!! - - -a rather special dish of the day!! crispy Meatballs are extra!!

But it gave me an idea - lets have a "who can turn into crackling the fastest on the beach"!!! competition.
Don will cook slowly as he will be basted with mythos!!

Funnily enough someone said that you girls were a bit of crackling - what could they possibly mean!! LOL
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Post by: SueLa on April 20, 2009, 02:40:32 AM: Oink Oink Tony ;D ;D ;D

Crispy on the outside but meaty in the middle!!!!!!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on April 22, 2009, 11:36:20 PM: Yes after incredible public demand from all corners of the Globe and other pubs in our High Strret it is back for a short period only ............... The Braziliant shirt commemorating that fabulous game between Brazil and Italy from Mexico '70 the drum roll.... YELLOW shirt.......................... That's better I feel dressed now!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: Jules on April 23, 2009, 12:14:10 AM: Quote from: don on April 22, 2009, 11:36:20 PM
Yes after incredible public demand from all corners of the Globe and other pubs in our High Strret it is back for a short period only ............... The Braziliant shirt commemorating that fabulous game between Brazil and Italy from Mexico '70 the drum roll.... YELLOW shirt.......................... That's better I feel dressed now!
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My God didn't realise how much we had missed it until it returned lol!!!!!!! ;)
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on April 23, 2009, 02:10:03 AM: Really worried about TonyCo1.................. Some shredded wheat have been stolen from our house... We have seen his avatar and a clue seems to be on top of his head but he seems to have disappeared.... Hope it's not due to the heinous theft of our Brillo pads also clue on his head LOL ::) :o ::)
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on April 24, 2009, 02:32:44 AM: Quote from: don on April 23, 2009, 02:10:03 AM
Really worried about TonyCo1.................. Some shredded wheat have been stolen from our house... We have seen his avatar and a clue seems to be on top of his head but he seems to have disappeared.... Hope it's not due to the heinous theft of our Brillo pads also clue on his head LOL ::) :o ::)

At least I still have a full head of hair - even if a touch blonde - er - - grey!!
My hair is actually dead straight and spiky and not a bit like a brillo - been looking in the mirror Don??
Perhaps you are related to Pele' - in shirt only of course - LOL
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on April 24, 2009, 11:05:45 PM: Quote from: tonyco1 on April 24, 2009, 02:32:44 AM
Quote from: don on April 23, 2009, 02:10:03 AM
Really worried about TonyCo1.................. Some shredded wheat have been stolen from our house... We have seen his avatar and a clue seems to be on top of his head but he seems to have disappeared.... Hope it's not due to the heinous theft of our Brillo pads also clue on his head LOL ::) :o ::)

At least I still have a full head of hair - even if a touch blonde - er - - grey!!
My hair is actually dead straight and spiky and not a bit like a brillo - been looking in the mirror Don??
Perhaps you are related to Pele' - in shirt only of course - LOL

At least my shirt reflects the Corfiot summer as opposed to the British one! Bright and sunny V Dull and Grey! Which do you prefer folks!!!!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: SueLa on April 25, 2009, 02:23:13 AM: Glad to see the Yellow Peril is back!!!!! have to wear my sunglasses while on line. 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on April 25, 2009, 02:28:49 AM: Quote from: SueLa on April 25, 2009, 02:23:13 AM
Glad to see the Yellow Peril is back!!!!! have to wear my sunglasses while on line. 8) 8) 8)

Have you tried turning the brightness down? The contrast too?
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on April 25, 2009, 02:40:53 PM: Quote from: don on April 25, 2009, 02:28:49 AM
Quote from: SueLa on April 25, 2009, 02:23:13 AM
Glad to see the Yellow Peril is back!!!!! have to wear my sunglasses while on line. 8) 8) 8)

Have you tried turning the brightness down? The contrast too?
Sue - I am told that he just dosen't have a picture of the PINK shirt he prefers to wear!! LOL
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Post by: don on April 25, 2009, 10:46:53 PM: Is brown to his lordships liking?
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: Jules on April 25, 2009, 10:48:17 PM: Quote from: don on April 25, 2009, 10:46:53 PM
Is brown to his lordships liking?
Thought you both didn't care for Brown to much lol!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on April 25, 2009, 11:03:33 PM: Quote from: JULES T on April 25, 2009, 10:48:17 PM
Quote from: don on April 25, 2009, 10:46:53 PM
Is brown to his lordships liking?
Thought you both didn't care for Brown to much lol!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

Are Sandra & Roy wearing the same shirt? ???
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on April 25, 2009, 11:04:25 PM: Quote from: don on April 25, 2009, 11:03:33 PM
Quote from: JULES T on April 25, 2009, 10:48:17 PM
Quote from: don on April 25, 2009, 10:46:53 PM
Is brown to his lordships liking?
Thought you both didn't care for Brown to much lol!!!!!!!!!!! ;) It does rather blend with my skin colour LOL ;D

Are Sandra & Roy wearing the same shirt? ???
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: Jules on April 25, 2009, 11:07:44 PM: Quote from: don on April 25, 2009, 11:04:25 PM
Quote from: don on April 25, 2009, 11:03:33 PM
Quote from: JULES T on April 25, 2009, 10:48:17 PM
Quote from: don on April 25, 2009, 10:46:53 PM
Is brown to his lordships liking?
Thought you both didn't care for Brown to much lol!!!!!!!!!!! ;) It does rather blend with my skin colour LOL ;D

Are Sandra & Roy wearing the same shirt? ???

Unless Sandra now supports Liverpool lol!!!!!!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on April 26, 2009, 12:25:47 AM: Quote from: JULES T on April 25, 2009, 11:07:44 PM
Quote from: don on April 25, 2009, 11:04:25 PM
Quote from: don on April 25, 2009, 11:03:33 PM
Quote from: JULES T on April 25, 2009, 10:48:17 PM
Quote from: don on April 25, 2009, 10:46:53 PM
Is brown to his lordships liking?
Thought you both didn't care for Brown to much lol!!!!!!!!!!! ;) It does rather blend with my skin colour LOL ;D

Are Sandra & Roy wearing the same shirt? ???

Unless Sandra now supports Liverpool lol!!!!!!
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Just where did Manure get (buy) that penalty? Never known any team get so mant favourably dodgy decisions!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: Jules on April 26, 2009, 12:55:11 AM: Quote from: don on April 26, 2009, 12:25:47 AM
Quote from: JULES T on April 25, 2009, 11:07:44 PM
Quote from: don on April 25, 2009, 11:04:25 PM
Quote from: don on April 25, 2009, 11:03:33 PM
Quote from: JULES T on April 25, 2009, 10:48:17 PM
Quote from: don on April 25, 2009, 10:46:53 PM
Is brown to his lordships liking?
Thought you both didn't care for Brown to much lol!!!!!!!!!!! ;) It does rather blend with my skin colour LOL ;D

Are Sandra & Roy wearing the same shirt? ???

Unless Sandra now supports Liverpool lol!!!!!!
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Just where did Manure get (buy) that penalty? Never known any team get so mant favourably dodgy decisions!
Its always been the same lol!!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on April 26, 2009, 02:52:14 AM: Quote from: JULES T on April 26, 2009, 12:55:11 AM
Quote from: don on April 26, 2009, 12:25:47 AM
Quote from: JULES T on April 25, 2009, 11:07:44 PM
Quote from: don on April 25, 2009, 11:04:25 PM
Quote from: don on April 25, 2009, 11:03:33 PM
Quote from: JULES T on April 25, 2009, 10:48:17 PM
Quote from: don on April 25, 2009, 10:46:53 PM
Is brown to his lordships liking?
Thought you both didn't care for Brown to much lol!!!!!!!!!!! ;) It does rather blend with my skin colour LOL ;D

Are Sandra & Roy wearing the same shirt? ???

Unless Sandra now supports Liverpool lol!!!!!!
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Just where did Manure get (buy) that penalty? Never known any team get so mant favourably dodgy decisions!
Its always been the same lol!!

Call me a cab, I'm hacked off with premier league refs favouring certain teams. There is absolutely no joy in watching it. I honestly wish we could be relegated back to HONESTY & FAIR PLAY!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on April 26, 2009, 04:19:34 AM: Quote from: don on April 25, 2009, 10:46:53 PM
Is brown to his lordships liking?
No - I can't bear to even look at Gordon!!
Your shirt is brown to hide what exactly??

Prefer the Lady in blue!! - but Ok I suppose!!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on April 26, 2009, 02:15:17 PM: Quote from: tonyco1 on April 26, 2009, 04:19:34 AM
Quote from: don on April 25, 2009, 10:46:53 PM
Is brown to his lordships liking?
No - I can't bear to even look at Gordon!!
Your shirt is brown to hide what exactly??

Prefer the Lady in blue!! - but Ok I suppose!!

That blue is turquoise! But what colour am I allowed to wear?
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: Jules on April 26, 2009, 03:05:27 PM: Quote from: don on April 26, 2009, 02:15:17 PM
Quote from: tonyco1 on April 26, 2009, 04:19:34 AM
Quote from: don on April 25, 2009, 10:46:53 PM
Is brown to his lordships liking?
No - I can't bear to even look at Gordon!!
Your shirt is brown to hide what exactly??

Prefer the Lady in blue!! - but Ok I suppose!!

That blue is turquoise! But what colour am I allowed to wear?
Anything but yellow lol!!!!!! ;)
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on April 26, 2009, 05:50:00 PM: Quote from: JULES T on April 26, 2009, 03:05:27 PM
Quote from: don on April 26, 2009, 02:15:17 PM
Quote from: tonyco1 on April 26, 2009, 04:19:34 AM
Quote from: don on April 25, 2009, 10:46:53 PM
Is brown to his lordships liking?
No - I can't bear to even look at Gordon!!
Your shirt is brown to hide what exactly??

Prefer the Lady in blue!! - but Ok I suppose!!

That blue is turquoise! But what colour am I allowed to wear?
Anything but yellow lol!!!!!! ;)
AAAAH ! and after I bought a new yellow one yesterday! Got a pink one too!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on April 27, 2009, 03:17:35 AM: Quote from: don on April 26, 2009, 05:50:00 PM
Quote from: JULES T on April 26, 2009, 03:05:27 PM
Quote from: don on April 26, 2009, 02:15:17 PM
Quote from: tonyco1 on April 26, 2009, 04:19:34 AM
Quote from: don on April 25, 2009, 10:46:53 PM
Is brown to his lordships liking?
No - I can't bear to even look at Gordon!!
Your shirt is brown to hide what exactly??

Prefer the Lady in blue!! - but Ok I suppose!!

That blue is turquoise! But what colour am I allowed to wear?
Anything but yellow lol!!!!!! ;)
AAAAH ! and after I bought a new yellow one yesterday! Got a pink one too!
Now your'e talking - Pink is you!!!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on April 27, 2009, 12:20:33 PM: Quote from: tonyco1 on April 27, 2009, 03:17:35 AM
Quote from: don on April 26, 2009, 05:50:00 PM
Quote from: JULES T on April 26, 2009, 03:05:27 PM
Quote from: don on April 26, 2009, 02:15:17 PM
Quote from: tonyco1 on April 26, 2009, 04:19:34 AM
Quote from: don on April 25, 2009, 10:46:53 PM
Is brown to his lordships liking?
No - I can't bear to even look at Gordon!!
Your shirt is brown to hide what exactly??

Prefer the Lady in blue!! - but Ok I suppose!!

That blue is turquoise! But what colour am I allowed to wear?
Anything but yellow lol!!!!!! ;)
AAAAH ! and after I bought a new yellow one yesterday! Got a pink one too!

Think it was red and white stripes but you know women and washing machines!
Now your'e talking - Pink is you!!!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on April 28, 2009, 03:44:55 AM: Quote from: don on April 27, 2009, 12:20:33 PM
Quote from: tonyco1 on April 27, 2009, 03:17:35 AM
Quote from: don on April 26, 2009, 05:50:00 PM
Quote from: JULES T on April 26, 2009, 03:05:27 PM
Quote from: don on April 26, 2009, 02:15:17 PM
Quote from: tonyco1 on April 26, 2009, 04:19:34 AM
Quote from: don on April 25, 2009, 10:46:53 PM
Is brown to his lordships liking?
No - I can't bear to even look at Gordon!!
Your shirt is brown to hide what exactly??

Prefer the Lady in blue!! - but Ok I suppose!!

That blue is turquoise! But what colour am I allowed to wear?
Anything but yellow lol!!!!!! ;)
AAAAH ! and after I bought a new yellow one yesterday! Got a pink one too!

Think it was red and white stripes but you know women and washing machines!
Now your'e talking - Pink is you!!!
Or men who blame their women even!!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on April 28, 2009, 10:57:00 PM: Quote from: tonyco1 on April 28, 2009, 03:44:55 AM
Quote from: don on April 27, 2009, 12:20:33 PM
Quote from: tonyco1 on April 27, 2009, 03:17:35 AM
Quote from: don on April 26, 2009, 05:50:00 PM
Quote from: JULES T on April 26, 2009, 03:05:27 PM
Quote from: don on April 26, 2009, 02:15:17 PM
Quote from: tonyco1 on April 26, 2009, 04:19:34 AM
Quote from: don on April 25, 2009, 10:46:53 PM
Is brown to his lordships liking?
No - I can't bear to even look at Gordon!!
Your shirt is brown to hide what exactly??

Prefer the Lady in blue!! - but Ok I suppose!!

That blue is turquoise! But what colour am I allowed to wear?
Anything but yellow lol!!!!!! ;)
AAAAH ! and after I bought a new yellow one yesterday! Got a pink one too!

Think it was red and white stripes but you know women and washing machines!
Now your'e talking - Pink is you!!!
Or men who blame their women even!!

Unheard of............ Oink ! Oink ! Oink !
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Post by: stressed0506 on April 29, 2009, 10:31:05 PM: tony..... so glad you said that.... i was thinking it but don't know you all well enough to actually SAY it...
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Post by: don on April 29, 2009, 11:09:53 PM: Stressed just join in the banter. Firstly we are all bonkers but seem to click rather than clique....
I have never met Tony but am relaxed about doing so in 9 weeks. Fatal error probably!!! :P
Chrisno2 I met for about half an hour. He then ran off to the airport. Probably my deoderant! He has bullied me ever since. Great guy for a southerner and I would have a drink with him any time.
SueLa & JulesT I have met before but only in San Stef and can genuinely say they are exceptional people. Atilla the Hun and Pol Pot were exceptional people allegedly!!! ::)

Just join in.... The more the merrier... Just like MYTHOS!
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Post by: Jules on April 30, 2009, 12:16:36 AM: Definitely join in with any banter. We say all sorts to each other and we all know its just for a laugh (I think) ;)
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Post by: stressed0506 on April 30, 2009, 12:51:23 AM: thank you all for that! Having never met anyone from the forum.... except Joan and her lovely hubby derek it would be good to actually put faces and voices to names. Having to go to ss in the school holidays means i will prob not get to see lots of you.
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on April 30, 2009, 01:59:39 AM: Quote from: stressed0506 on April 30, 2009, 12:51:23 AM
thank you all for that! Having never met anyone from the forum.... except Joan and her lovely hubby derek it would be good to actually put faces and voices to names. Having to go to ss in the school holidays means i will prob not get to see lots of you.

Don't get to show lots of me! After seeing Jules & Sue I feel totally eclipsed!!!!!! ???
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on April 30, 2009, 04:25:10 AM: Quote from: don on April 30, 2009, 01:59:39 AM
Quote from: stressed0506 on April 30, 2009, 12:51:23 AM
thank you all for that! Having never met anyone from the forum.... except Joan and her lovely hubby derek it would be good to actually put faces and voices to names. Having to go to ss in the school holidays means i will prob not get to see lots of you.

Don't get to show lots of me! After seeing Jules & Sue I feel totally eclipsed!!!!!! ???
Yes Stressed - Join in and give us all a verbal kickin' - it's all done in the best possible taste as Kenny Everret said before he keeled over!
(Please start with Don!!) LOL.
A bit of fun brightens the day!!
What was you name by the way?
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on May 02, 2009, 12:42:58 AM: Quote from: tonyco1 on April 30, 2009, 04:25:10 AM
Quote from: don on April 30, 2009, 01:59:39 AM
Quote from: stressed0506 on April 30, 2009, 12:51:23 AM
thank you all for that! Having never met anyone from the forum.... except Joan and her lovely hubby derek it would be good to actually put faces and voices to names. Having to go to ss in the school holidays means i will prob not get to see lots of you.

Don't get to show lots of me! After seeing Jules & Sue I feel totally eclipsed!!!!!! ???
Yes Stressed - Join in and give us all a verbal kickin' - it's all done in the best possible taste as Kenny Everret said before he keeled over!
(Please start with Don!!) LOL.
A bit of fun brightens the day!!
What was you name by the way?

Just buy ChrisNO2 a drink and you'll be okay. But watch out for 2 ladies in day-glo string vests, Psychedelic Doc Martins and other clobber that makes Madonna look like Mary Poppins . If you see someone in a Turban don't fret its only our very own Valentino.... He's been like that, totally traumatised since the real one died. I think it was the Camel that turned him in the end!
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Post by: peter on May 03, 2009, 11:58:48 PM: cant wait till i get into my new pink mankini :P
itll go well with a nice red turban.
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: SueLa on May 04, 2009, 02:08:50 AM: "The camel turned him" now that is a thought to ponder ??? ??? ???

Which way did you go Tony????????
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on May 04, 2009, 02:26:27 AM: Don't think a compass could tell us!!!!! LOL
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on May 04, 2009, 04:20:42 AM: Quote from: peter on May 03, 2009, 11:58:48 PM
cant wait till i get into my new pink mankini :P
itll go well with a nice red turban.
Don't do that Peter, Don will be chasing you up the Beach on his "POGO" stick!!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on May 04, 2009, 12:09:10 PM: Quote from: tonyco1 on May 04, 2009, 04:20:42 AM
Quote from: peter on May 03, 2009, 11:58:48 PM
cant wait till i get into my new pink mankini :P
itll go well with a nice red turban.
Don't do that Peter, Don will be chasing you up the Beach on his "POGO" stick!!

Showing your age again Tony. I just had to Google pogo stick! ???
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Post by: SueLa on May 04, 2009, 02:22:39 PM: Thats not his POGO stick ::) ::) ::) (sorry I must keep it clean)xxx
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Post by: stressed0506 on May 04, 2009, 11:14:52 PM: sorry .I am Lynn . I got the screen name some years ago when i had three teenage kids and was teaching full time. Stressed seemed appropriate at that point. Somewhat less so now. (On most days anyway!)
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Post by: tonyco1 on May 05, 2009, 03:25:59 AM: Quote from: stressed0506 on May 04, 2009, 11:14:52 PM
sorry .I am Lynn . I got the screen name some years ago when i had three teenage kids and was teaching full time. Stressed seemed appropriate at that point. Somewhat less so now. (On most days anyway!)
Welcome Lynn, Stressed is a good name for a mum!!
I am a Grandad now - much better - you can give 'em back - - -LOL!!!
I think I must have hated it when my kids became Teens and wanted "MY FREEDOM - Because you don't understand us"
I understood one thing - they were a Pain in the Butt from 15 - 20.
In the end you have to hope you have done enough and let them make their mistakes!! - you can only tell them after all!!
School Teacher - - - you need a medal!!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on May 05, 2009, 08:53:03 PM: Quote from: tonyco1 on May 05, 2009, 03:25:59 AM
Quote from: stressed0506 on May 04, 2009, 11:14:52 PM
sorry .I am Lynn . I got the screen name some years ago when i had three teenage kids and was teaching full time. Stressed seemed appropriate at that point. Somewhat less so now. (On most days anyway!)
Welcome Lynn, Stressed is a good name for a mum!!
I am a Grandad now - much better - you can give 'em back - - -LOL!!!
I think I must have hated it when my kids became Teens and wanted "MY FREEDOM - Because you don't understand us"
I understood one thing - they were a Pain in the Butt from 15 - 20.
In the end you have to hope you have done enough and let them make their mistakes!! - you can only tell them after all!!
School Teacher - - - you need a medal!!
TONY Congratulations on your thousandth post!
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Post by: stressed0506 on May 05, 2009, 11:27:31 PM: wow yes !!!! a thousand posts ! What is the forum's equivalent of champagne corks popping? Well done.
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Post by: don on May 06, 2009, 12:10:56 AM: Quote from: stressed0506 on May 05, 2009, 11:27:31 PM
wow yes !!!! a thousand posts ! What is the forum's equivalent of champagne corks popping? Well done.

DON'T he'll start bragging about his Speedos and "snack-pac" again. Lunch box may lead to violation of trades description rights! LOL
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Post by: Jules on May 06, 2009, 12:40:30 AM: Quote from: stressed0506 on May 05, 2009, 11:27:31 PM
wow yes !!!! a thousand posts ! What is the forum's equivalent of champagne corks popping? Well done.

Well done Tony but please no cork popping lol!!!! ;)
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: stressed0506 on May 06, 2009, 12:48:59 AM: well not in those speedos anyway!
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Post by: SueLa on May 06, 2009, 01:43:40 AM: Had to look twice at you avitar Tony. Didn't recognise you with that hair colour ::) ::) ::)
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Post by: tonyco1 on May 06, 2009, 03:21:53 AM: Quote from: SueLa on May 06, 2009, 01:43:40 AM
Had to look twice at you avitar Tony. Didn't recognise you with that hair colour ::) ::) ::)

What!!! are you going to suggest I now have a couple of grey hairs!! How dare you!! ;D ;D ::) ;D ;D
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on May 06, 2009, 03:23:28 AM: Quote from: JULES T on May 06, 2009, 12:40:30 AM
Quote from: stressed0506 on May 05, 2009, 11:27:31 PM
wow yes !!!! a thousand posts ! What is the forum's equivalent of champagne corks popping? Well done.

Well done Tony but please no cork popping lol!!!! ;)
Why thank you all - I hadn't been watching it!!
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Post by: don on May 06, 2009, 11:12:41 PM: I can see Tony now.............Tony man of action, man of steel our own latterday super-hero.
MONDAYS......... Speedo man not as quick as Linford nor as big either - Allegedly
TUESDAYS ....... Bum-bag man.... Just don't try to escape him he uses his bum-bag as Pampas Bolas... Very painful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WEDNESDAYS.......... Mullet-Man Yes folks that expensively Coiffeured BIG HAIR. Who needs a Sun Shade when you can carrry your own round everyday!
THURSDAYS ............ MYTHOS man... Sees everything through the bottom of a glass... Yes the souths answer to Robbie Williams "Life Thru' A Lens".... More like Blobby bar the spots.
FRIDAY>>>SATURDAY >>> SUNDAY..... We have Hung Over man.......... Mythos - as they sing in Greece "Never on a Sunday!"................... Yes I know I forgot his MYTHOS inspired impressions but to be honest after having heard him .... It's not just John Browns Body Mouldering In His Grave I have it on goos authority that Elvis, Sinatra and Jim Reeves are all Turning over in theirs even quicker than a spit Roasting Lamb!!!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on May 07, 2009, 12:59:40 AM: Quote from: don on May 06, 2009, 11:12:41 PM
I can see Tony now.............Tony man of action, man of steel our own latterday super-hero.
MONDAYS......... Speedo man not as quick as Linford nor as big either - Allegedly
TUESDAYS ....... Bum-bag man.... Just don't try to escape him he uses his bum-bag as Pampas Bolas... Very painful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WEDNESDAYS.......... Mullet-Man Yes folks that expensively Coiffeured BIG HAIR. Who needs a Sun Shade when you can carrry your own round everyday!
THURSDAYS ............ MYTHOS man... Sees everything through the bottom of a glass... Yes the souths answer to Robbie Williams "Life Thru' A Lens".... More like Blobby bar the spots.
FRIDAY>>>SATURDAY >>> SUNDAY..... We have Hung Over man.......... Mythos - as they sing in Greece "Never on a Sunday!"................... Yes I know I forgot his MYTHOS inspired impressions but to be honest after having heard him .... It's not just John Browns Body Mouldering In His Grave I have it on goos authority that Elvis, Sinatra and Jim Reeves are all Turning over in theirs even quicker than a spit Roasting Lamb!!!
Why thanks Mate!! - Actually you got it slightly wrong - Altzimers!!! or was that Alt-Zimmers? or just trying to protect your alter-ego?

It was More like Blatman (Tony) dressed in a menacing black rubber super-hero kit, and his sidekick called WOBBIN, (Don), in his pink leotard, green blatbelt & yellow T-shirt.
The Blat-light shone up into the sky above MetroStefanos, a village blighted by evil mutant beings.
Blatman saw the call and raced to the restaurant with his trusty sidekick Wobbin, he notices a fragrant bleach of the (hair)piece.
It was a serious comb-over!! Worn by a man who strikes terror into the hearts of mere mortal men, C O L I N 2,
(Combined Overt Lithonology Inert Nuculas of the 2nd Degree Mutantcy), was about to eat a sizzler steak in the Little Pritz.
If he manages to complete the ingestion of such cuisine and combines it with alcohol, it could devastate the Island!!
Blatman launched himself across the table, carefully gobbling the sizzler steak as he flew past, thereby neturalising the immediate threat!
by C O L I N 2, a mutant carnivore. C O L I N 2, then grabbed the bottle of Mythos an was about to down it in one when,
trusty sidekick WOBBIN, drew out his pink Stolic Cobbling Stick, and let fly at the Mutant beast with all his might,
(wasn't in fact much might - but he did his best - more of a limp wet slap), but this did the trick - C O L I N 2,
let go of the Mythos - Wobbin CARTWHEELED ACROSS, he snatched the Mythos in mid-air and saved (the rest of) the day!!
Having a swig first & throwing it to Blatman - they shared the booty (Sues possibly??) and drank to the Mutant with no bottle (get it?)
To the roar of the crowd and the smashing of plates being thrown at them by Dim-itree the owner,
they Greek-danced their way out of the place to the sound of Zorba's Dance, the crowd demanded an encore - they returned and took their bows.
This is how Super-Heroes eat and sustain them selves and - - of course, to add insult to injury C O L I N 2,
found WOBBINs Speedos had been put on over the top of his trousers in a lightening move rarely witnessed by mere mortals.
This was similar to handcuffs and he was made safe for removal by the authorities.
This did give slight concern, to WOBBIN, however, as he was wearing Sandra's ballet tights underneath and the energetic moves had caused a ladder!
Furthermore, it now partially exposed his (rather brown) testicular nuts to the roaring crowd, he was built like a billy-goat - - no wonder they clapped!!
So to re-cap - -all in all - it was a good night - the Super duo well fed and full of Mythos, a raging Mutant put into checkmate.
Blatman walked home with trusty side-kick WOBBIN skipping alongside him, he wondered what Tuesday would bring?
To see the next episode - tune in tomorrow - same time - same channel to see Blatman and WOBBIN in the MetroStefanos of
GoofHAM City!!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on May 07, 2009, 01:04:16 AM: Quote from: tonyco1 on May 07, 2009, 12:59:40 AM
Quote from: don on May 06, 2009, 11:12:41 PM
I can see Tony now.............Tony man of action, man of steel our own latterday super-hero.
MONDAYS......... Speedo man not as quick as Linford nor as big either - Allegedly
TUESDAYS ....... Bum-bag man.... Just don't try to escape him he uses his bum-bag as Pampas Bolas... Very painful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WEDNESDAYS.......... Mullet-Man Yes folks that expensively Coiffeured BIG HAIR. Who needs a Sun Shade when you can carrry your own round everyday!
THURSDAYS ............ MYTHOS man... Sees everything through the bottom of a glass... Yes the souths answer to Robbie Williams "Life Thru' A Lens".... More like Blobby bar the spots.
FRIDAY>>>SATURDAY >>> SUNDAY..... We have Hung Over man.......... Mythos - as they sing in Greece "Never on a Sunday!"................... Yes I know I forgot his MYTHOS inspired impressions but to be honest after having heard him .... It's not just John Browns Body Mouldering In His Grave I have it on goos authority that Elvis, Sinatra and Jim Reeves are all Turning over in theirs even quicker than a spit Roasting Lamb!!!
Why thanks Mate!! - Actually you got it slightly wrong - Altzimers!!! or was that Alt-Zimmers? or just trying to protect your alter-ego?

It was More like Blatman (Tony) dressed in a menacing black rubber super-hero kit, and his sidekick called WOBBIN, (Don), in his pink leotard, green blatbelt & yellow T-shirt.
The Blat-light shone up into the sky above MetroStefanos, a village blighted by evil mutant beings.
Blatman saw the call and raced to the restaurant with his trusty sidekick Wobbin, he notices a fragrant bleach of the (hair)piece.
It was a serious comb-over!! Worn by a man who strikes terror into the hearts of mere mortal men, C O L I N 2,
(Combined Overt Lithonology Inert Nuculas of the 2nd Degree Mutantcy), was about to eat a sizzler steak in the Little Pritz.
If he manages to complete the ingestion of such cuisine and combines it with alcohol, it could devastate the Island!!
Blatman launched himself across the table, carefully gobbling the sizzler steak as he flew past, thereby neturalising the immediate threat!
by C O L I N 2, a mutant carnivore. C O L I N 2, then grabbed the bottle of Mythos an was about to down it in one when,
trusty sidekick WOBBIN, drew out his pink Stolic Cobbling Stick, and let fly at the Mutant beast with all his might,
(wasn't in fact much might - but he did his best - more of a limp wet slap), but this did the trick - C O L I N 2,
let go of the Mythos - Wobbin CARTWHEELED ACROSS, he snatched the Mythos in mid-air and saved (the rest of) the day!!
Having a swig first & throwing it to Blatman - they shared the booty (Sues possibly??) and drank to the Mutant with no bottle (get it?)
To the roar of the crowd and the smashing of plates being thrown at them by Dim-itree the owner,
they Greek-danced their way out of the place to the sound of Zorba's Dance, the crowd demanded an encore - they returned and took their bows.
This is how Super-Heroes eat and sustain them selves and - - of course, to add insult to injury C O L I N 2,
found WOBBINs Speedos had been put on over the top of his trousers in a lightening move rarely witnessed by mere mortals.
This was similar to handcuffs and he was made safe for removal by the authorities.
This did give slight concern, to WOBBIN, however, as he was wearing Sandra's ballet tights underneath and the energetic moves had caused a ladder!
Furthermore, it now partially exposed his (rather brown) testicular nuts to the roaring crowd, he was built like a billy-goat - - no wonder they clapped!!
So to re-cap - -all in all - it was a good night - the Super duo well fed and full of Mythos, a raging Mutant put into checkmate.
Blatman walked home with trusty side-kick WOBBIN skipping alongside him, he wondered what Tuesday would bring?
To see the next episode - tune in tomorrow - same time - same channel to see Blatman and WOBBIN in the MetroStefanos of
GoofHAM City!!

You are as Bl**dy nuts as I am!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on May 07, 2009, 01:14:31 AM: You are so right Don!!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: snappy cathy on May 07, 2009, 01:22:25 AM: Boys the big white bus is on its way. ;D
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Post by: tonyco1 on May 07, 2009, 01:30:24 AM: Quote from: snappy cathy on May 07, 2009, 01:22:25 AM
Boys the big white bus is on its way. ;D
We don't need that - don't be silly - we have the Blatmobile!!
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Post by: Jules on May 07, 2009, 09:43:25 AM: I think the funny farm definitley awaits you 2. lol!!!! :o
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Post by: don on May 07, 2009, 09:44:39 AM: Quote from: JULES T on May 07, 2009, 09:43:25 AM
I think the funny farm definitley awaits you 2. lol!!!! :o

So says someone from the Orangery...... Nell Gynne comes to mind!
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Post by: zoe on May 07, 2009, 11:47:31 AM: its official holiday fever has set in get the straight jackets
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Post by: tonyco1 on May 07, 2009, 03:08:43 PM: Quote from: zoe on May 07, 2009, 11:47:31 AM
its official holiday fever has set in get the straight jackets
Zoe - like the new Picture - You can be Cat Woman (go get the leather)
Jules - can be Wonder Woman (You'll wonder why she's a woman)
Sue (lala) can be our version of SuperGirl - Up Up and away!!
Sandra can be our Bay Watch Girl - and we'll be watching all right!!
Zimmer can be Zorro (for no other reason other than he has a "Z" and always leaves his mark!!)
Peter can be James Bond (he has the accent!!),
Don and I are spoken for as Blatman & Wobbin
Now - - - - does anyone else wish to join our gang of super Hero's?
Add your name and persona to the list!! All welcome as long as you are as silly as us lot!!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: Jules on May 07, 2009, 04:35:37 PM: Quote from: tonyco1 on May 07, 2009, 03:08:43 PM
Quote from: zoe on May 07, 2009, 11:47:31 AM
its official holiday fever has set in get the straight jackets
Zoe - like the new Picture - You can be Cat Woman (go get the leather)
Jules - can be Wonder Woman (You'll wonder why she's a woman)
Sue (lala) can be our version of SuperGirl - Up Up and away!!
Sandra can be our Bay Watch Girl - and we'll be watching all right!!
Zimmer can be Zorro (for no other reason other than he has a "Z" and always leaves his mark!!)
Peter can be James Bond (he has the accent!!),
Don and I are spoken for as Blatman & Wobbin
Now - - - - does anyone else wish to join our gang of super Hero's?
Add your name and persona to the list!! All welcome as long as you are as silly as us lot!!

Tony you get dafter and dafter as each day goes (funny though). lol!!!!!!!!! ;)
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on May 07, 2009, 11:36:36 PM: Quote from: tonyco1 on May 07, 2009, 03:08:43 PM
Quote from: zoe on May 07, 2009, 11:47:31 AM
its official holiday fever has set in get the straight jackets
Zoe - like the new Picture - You can be Cat Woman (go get the leather)
Jules - can be Wonder Woman (You'll wonder why she's a woman)
Sue (lala) can be our version of SuperGirl - Up Up and away!! AKA Tinky Winky & PO LOL
Sandra can be our Bay Watch Girl - and we'll be watching all right!!
Zimmer can be Zorro (for no other reason other than he has a "Z" and always leaves his mark!!)
Peter can be James Bond (he has the accent!!),
Don and I are spoken for as Blatman & Wobbin
Now - - - - does anyone else wish to join our gang of super Hero's?
Add your name and persona to the list!! All welcome as long as you are as silly as us lot!!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on May 08, 2009, 02:01:52 AM: Quote from: don on May 07, 2009, 11:36:36 PM
Quote from: tonyco1 on May 07, 2009, 03:08:43 PM
Quote from: zoe on May 07, 2009, 11:47:31 AM
its official holiday fever has set in get the straight jackets
Zoe - like the new Picture - You can be Cat Woman (go get the leather)
Jules - can be Wonder Woman (You'll wonder why she's a woman)
Sue (lala) can be our version of SuperGirl - Up Up and away!! AKA Tinky Winky & PO LOL
Sandra can be our Bay Watch Girl - and we'll be watching all right!!
Zimmer can be Zorro (for no other reason other than he has a "Z" and always leaves his mark!!)
Peter can be James Bond (he has the accent!!),
Don and I are spoken for as Blatman & Wobbin
Now - - - - does anyone else wish to join our gang of super Hero's?
Add your name and persona to the list!! All welcome as long as you are as silly as us lot!!

Thanks Jules (Nell) or was it Tinky Winky as Don suggests?? LOL
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Post by: don on May 08, 2009, 11:43:31 PM: Quote from: tonyco1 on May 08, 2009, 02:01:52 AM
Quote from: don on May 07, 2009, 11:36:36 PM
Quote from: tonyco1 on May 07, 2009, 03:08:43 PM
Quote from: zoe on May 07, 2009, 11:47:31 AM
its official holiday fever has set in get the straight jackets
Zoe - like the new Picture - You can be Cat Woman (go get the leather)Aka The Avenger
Jules - can be Wonder Woman (You'll wonder why she's a woman)AKA Nell Gwynne
Sue (lala) can be our version of SuperGirl - Up Up and away!! AKA Tinky Winky & PO LOL
Sandra can be our Bay Watch Girl - and we'll be watching all right!! Aka Scary Nice!
Zimmer can be Zorro (for no other reason other than he has a "Z" and always leaves his mark!!) AKA the Framed Man
Peter can be James Bond (he has the accent!!), AKA Jock The Rock
Don and I are spoken for as Blatman & Wobbin
Now - - - - does anyone else wish to join our gang of super Hero's?
Add your name and persona to the list!! All welcome as long as you are as silly as us lot!!

Thanks Jules (Nell) or was it Tinky Winky as Don suggests?? LOL
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Post by: tonyco1 on May 09, 2009, 12:53:38 AM: Don - could you be Don Quioxte? Or Don Keebles?
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Post by: don on May 09, 2009, 01:00:20 AM: Then I would have to frequent Mykonos as they have windmills I could tilt at! NAH!!! I'll stick to San Stef or JulesT's suitcase!
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Post by: tonyco1 on May 09, 2009, 01:07:35 AM: Quote from: don on May 09, 2009, 01:00:20 AM
Then I would have to frequent Mykonos as that have windmills I could tilt at! NAH!!! I'll stick to San Stef or JulesT's suitcase!
You'll be stuck until August then!! LOL
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Post by: don on May 09, 2009, 03:09:33 AM: Agreed ............ Jules CASE probably only Global rival to Benidorm's legendary Sticky Vicky! Do you agree?
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Post by: Jules on May 09, 2009, 05:06:52 AM: Quote from: don on May 09, 2009, 03:09:33 AM
Agreed ............ Jules CASE probably only Global rival to Benidorm's legendary Sticky Vicky! Do you agree?
What are you trying to say !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: tonyco1 on May 09, 2009, 01:46:43 PM: Quote from: JULES T on May 09, 2009, 05:06:52 AM
Quote from: don on May 09, 2009, 03:09:33 AM
Agreed ............ Jules CASE probably only Global rival to Benidorm's legendary Sticky Vicky! Do you agree?
What are you trying to say !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That one made me laugh!!!
Ah!! yes - the resemblence is just uncanny!! Jules - what night are you performing at the Condor?? LOL!!!
No wonder the suitcase is so sticky!! The billing would be Un-ruly Julie!! ::) ::) ::) :o :o ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: don on May 10, 2009, 02:40:39 AM: Truly Unruly Julie hugely poorly tuesday! is that alliteration?
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Post by: stressed0506 on May 10, 2009, 10:54:34 PM: not sure about alliteration.. but sounds libelous and jules might sue....
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on May 10, 2009, 11:09:19 PM: Quote from: tonyco1 on May 09, 2009, 01:46:43 PM
Quote from: JULES T on May 09, 2009, 05:06:52 AM
Quote from: don on May 09, 2009, 03:09:33 AM
Agreed ............ Jules CASE probably only Global rival to Benidorm's legendary Sticky Vicky! Do you agree?
What are you trying to say !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That one made me laugh!!!
Ah!! yes - the resemblence is just uncanny!! Jules - what night are you performing at the Condor?? LOL!!!
No wonder the suitcase is so sticky!! The billing would be Un-ruly Julie!! ::) ::) ::) :o :o ;D ;D ;D

Just lock up the light bulbs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 ::) :o ::)
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on May 11, 2009, 12:04:06 AM: Quote from: don on May 10, 2009, 02:40:39 AM
Truly Unruly Julie hugely poorly tuesday! is that alliteration?
Never mind Julie may Sue-me

How about SueLi it's Julie!!

How about a Sticky Vicki Competition in the Condor - only trouble is - Don may win it!!
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Post by: Jules on May 11, 2009, 12:04:57 AM: Quote from: stressed0506 on May 10, 2009, 10:54:34 PM
not sure about alliteration.. but sounds libelous and jules might sue....
Know any good lawyers lol!!!!!!!!! :o ???
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on May 11, 2009, 12:07:51 AM: Quote from: JULES T on May 11, 2009, 12:04:57 AM
Quote from: stressed0506 on May 10, 2009, 10:54:34 PM
not sure about alliteration.. but sounds libelous and jules might sue....
Know any good lawyers lol!!!!!!!!! :o ???
We are good Lawyers!! LOL!! (Not such good liars as regular Lawyers - though - LOL).
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on May 11, 2009, 12:22:58 AM: Quote from: tonyco1 on May 11, 2009, 12:07:51 AM
Quote from: JULES T on May 11, 2009, 12:04:57 AM
Quote from: stressed0506 on May 10, 2009, 10:54:34 PM
not sure about alliteration.. but sounds libelous and jules might sue....
Know any good lawyers lol!!!!!!!!! :o ???
We are good Lawyers!! LOL!! (Not such good liars as regular Lawyers - though - LOL).
Hey! we are more honest than Estate Agents though!! And I still have'nt mentioned politicians or Football managers!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on May 11, 2009, 12:51:28 AM: Quote from: don on May 11, 2009, 12:22:58 AM
Quote from: tonyco1 on May 11, 2009, 12:07:51 AM
Quote from: JULES T on May 11, 2009, 12:04:57 AM
Quote from: stressed0506 on May 10, 2009, 10:54:34 PM
not sure about alliteration.. but sounds libelous and jules might sue....
Know any good lawyers lol!!!!!!!!! :o ???
We are good Lawyers!! LOL!! (Not such good liars as regular Lawyers - though - LOL).
Hey! we are more honest than Estate Agents though!! And I still have'nt mentioned politicians or Football managers!
Politicians - stink worst of all!!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on May 11, 2009, 01:12:59 AM: Quote from: tonyco1 on May 11, 2009, 12:51:28 AM
Quote from: don on May 11, 2009, 12:22:58 AM
Quote from: tonyco1 on May 11, 2009, 12:07:51 AM
Quote from: JULES T on May 11, 2009, 12:04:57 AM
Quote from: stressed0506 on May 10, 2009, 10:54:34 PM
not sure about alliteration.. but sounds libelous and jules might sue....
Know any good lawyers lol!!!!!!!!! :o ???
We are good Lawyers!! LOL!! (Not such good liars as regular Lawyers - though - LOL).
Hey! we are more honest than Estate Agents though!! And I still have'nt mentioned politicians or Football managers!
Politicians - stink worst of all!!
one word to say about them EXPENSES!!!!!!!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: Jules on May 11, 2009, 01:26:10 AM: Quote from: tonyco1 on May 11, 2009, 12:51:28 AM
Quote from: don on May 11, 2009, 12:22:58 AM
Quote from: tonyco1 on May 11, 2009, 12:07:51 AM
Quote from: JULES T on May 11, 2009, 12:04:57 AM
Quote from: stressed0506 on May 10, 2009, 10:54:34 PM
not sure about alliteration.. but sounds libelous and jules might sue....
Know any good lawyers lol!!!!!!!!! :o ???
We are good Lawyers!! LOL!! (Not such good liars as regular Lawyers - though - LOL).
Hey! we are more honest than Estate Agents though!! And I still have'nt mentioned politicians or Football managers!
Politicians - stink worst of all!!
You've not smelt some of the people who come into our office. We actually have a sniff test. lol!!!! :(
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on May 11, 2009, 01:38:03 AM: Quote from: JULES T on May 11, 2009, 01:26:10 AM
Quote from: tonyco1 on May 11, 2009, 12:51:28 AM
Quote from: don on May 11, 2009, 12:22:58 AM
Quote from: tonyco1 on May 11, 2009, 12:07:51 AM
Quote from: JULES T on May 11, 2009, 12:04:57 AM
Quote from: stressed0506 on May 10, 2009, 10:54:34 PM
not sure about alliteration.. but sounds libelous and jules might sue....
Know any good lawyers lol!!!!!!!!! :o ???
We are good Lawyers!! LOL!! (Not such good liars as regular Lawyers - though - LOL).
Hey! we are more honest than Estate Agents though!! And I still have'nt mentioned politicians or Football managers!
Politicians - stink worst of all!!
You've not smelt some of the people who come into our office. We actually have a sniff test. lol!!!! :(

Do you work in a farmers market?
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: Jules on May 11, 2009, 09:45:12 AM: Quote from: don on May 11, 2009, 01:38:03 AM
Quote from: JULES T on May 11, 2009, 01:26:10 AM
Quote from: tonyco1 on May 11, 2009, 12:51:28 AM
Quote from: don on May 11, 2009, 12:22:58 AM
Quote from: tonyco1 on May 11, 2009, 12:07:51 AM
Quote from: JULES T on May 11, 2009, 12:04:57 AM
Quote from: stressed0506 on May 10, 2009, 10:54:34 PM
not sure about alliteration.. but sounds libelous and jules might sue....
Know any good lawyers lol!!!!!!!!! :o ???
We are good Lawyers!! LOL!! (Not such good liars as regular Lawyers - though - LOL).
Hey! we are more honest than Estate Agents though!! And I still have'nt mentioned politicians or Football managers!
Politicians - stink worst of all!!
You've not smelt some of the people who come into our office. We actually have a sniff test. lol!!!! :(

Do you work in a farmers market?
That would probably be better than some of our ones.
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on May 11, 2009, 10:26:46 AM: Quote from: JULES T on May 11, 2009, 09:45:12 AM
Quote from: don on May 11, 2009, 01:38:03 AM
Quote from: JULES T on May 11, 2009, 01:26:10 AM
Quote from: tonyco1 on May 11, 2009, 12:51:28 AM
Quote from: don on May 11, 2009, 12:22:58 AM
Quote from: tonyco1 on May 11, 2009, 12:07:51 AM
Quote from: JULES T on May 11, 2009, 12:04:57 AM
Quote from: stressed0506 on May 10, 2009, 10:54:34 PM
not sure about alliteration.. but sounds libelous and jules might sue....
Know any good lawyers lol!!!!!!!!! :o ???
We are good Lawyers!! LOL!! (Not such good liars as regular Lawyers - though - LOL).
Hey! we are more honest than Estate Agents though!! And I still have'nt mentioned politicians or Football managers!
Politicians - stink worst of all!!
You've not smelt some of the people who come into our office. We actually have a sniff test. lol!!!! :(

Do you work in a farmers market?
That would probably be better than some of our ones.
What kind of office do you work in that causes such a stink?????
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: Jules on May 11, 2009, 04:29:09 PM: Quote from: tonyco1 on May 11, 2009, 10:26:46 AM
Quote from: JULES T on May 11, 2009, 09:45:12 AM
Quote from: don on May 11, 2009, 01:38:03 AM
Quote from: JULES T on May 11, 2009, 01:26:10 AM
Quote from: tonyco1 on May 11, 2009, 12:51:28 AM
Quote from: don on May 11, 2009, 12:22:58 AM
Quote from: tonyco1 on May 11, 2009, 12:07:51 AM
Quote from: JULES T on May 11, 2009, 12:04:57 AM
Quote from: stressed0506 on May 10, 2009, 10:54:34 PM
not sure about alliteration.. but sounds libelous and jules might sue....
Know any good lawyers lol!!!!!!!!! :o ???
We are good Lawyers!! LOL!! (Not such good liars as regular Lawyers - though - LOL).
Hey! we are more honest than Estate Agents though!! And I still have'nt mentioned politicians or Football managers!
Politicians - stink worst of all!!
You've not smelt some of the people who come into our office. We actually have a sniff test. lol!!!! :(

Do you work in a farmers market?
That would probably be better than some of our ones.
What kind of office do you work in that causes such a stink?????
Just get lots of drivers in . Lots don't smell but beleive me lots do .
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on May 11, 2009, 07:00:16 PM: Quote from: JULES T on May 11, 2009, 04:29:09 PM
Quote from: tonyco1 on May 11, 2009, 10:26:46 AM
Quote from: JULES T on May 11, 2009, 09:45:12 AM
Quote from: don on May 11, 2009, 01:38:03 AM
Quote from: JULES T on May 11, 2009, 01:26:10 AM
Quote from: tonyco1 on May 11, 2009, 12:51:28 AM
Quote from: don on May 11, 2009, 12:22:58 AM
Quote from: tonyco1 on May 11, 2009, 12:07:51 AM
Quote from: JULES T on May 11, 2009, 12:04:57 AM
Quote from: stressed0506 on May 10, 2009, 10:54:34 PM
not sure about alliteration.. but sounds libelous and jules might sue....
Know any good lawyers lol!!!!!!!!! :o ???
We are good Lawyers!! LOL!! (Not such good liars as regular Lawyers - though - LOL).
Hey! we are more honest than Estate Agents though!! And I still have'nt mentioned politicians or Football managers!
Politicians - stink worst of all!!
You've not smelt some of the people who come into our office. We actually have a sniff test. lol!!!! :(

Do you work in a farmers market?
That would probably be better than some of our ones.
What kind of office do you work in that causes such a stink?????
Just get lots of drivers in . Lots don't smell but beleive me lots do .

You should try my office.............. It's that bad you want to amputate your nose and then some clown lets the public in!!!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on May 13, 2009, 01:49:25 AM: Quote from: don on May 11, 2009, 07:00:16 PM
Quote from: JULES T on May 11, 2009, 04:29:09 PM
Quote from: tonyco1 on May 11, 2009, 10:26:46 AM
Quote from: JULES T on May 11, 2009, 09:45:12 AM
Quote from: don on May 11, 2009, 01:38:03 AM
Quote from: JULES T on May 11, 2009, 01:26:10 AM
Quote from: tonyco1 on May 11, 2009, 12:51:28 AM
Quote from: don on May 11, 2009, 12:22:58 AM
Quote from: tonyco1 on May 11, 2009, 12:07:51 AM
Quote from: JULES T on May 11, 2009, 12:04:57 AM
Quote from: stressed0506 on May 10, 2009, 10:54:34 PM
not sure about alliteration.. but sounds libelous and jules might sue....
Know any good lawyers lol!!!!!!!!! :o ???
We are good Lawyers!! LOL!! (Not such good liars as regular Lawyers - though - LOL).
Hey! we are more honest than Estate Agents though!! And I still have'nt mentioned politicians or Football managers!
Politicians - stink worst of all!!
You've not smelt some of the people who come into our office. We actually have a sniff test. lol!!!! :(

Do you work in a farmers market?
That would probably be better than some of our ones.
What kind of office do you work in that causes such a stink?????
Just get lots of drivers in . Lots don't smell but beleive me lots do .

You should try my office.............. It's that bad you want to amputate your nose and then some clown lets the public in!!!
I have two really fragrant members of staff, out of 130, (Names changed to protect the guilty),
The fragrant Gemma *******, who thinks washing is a mission, her lank dead hair looks like she has crutch wax in it,
and Richard ********, who never changes his uniform & smells like a body bag after 2 weeks in the hot sun!!
Most are pretty good, a few smell like a pub ashtray the day after!!
We also have one guy that bathes in market stall aftershave and smells like a hookers handbag!!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on May 13, 2009, 02:23:10 AM: Yes, I know what you mean....... You need Sandra on the subject of women and odour Cologne..... Believe me that is no spelling mistake!!!!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on May 13, 2009, 02:58:56 AM: Quote from: don on May 13, 2009, 02:23:10 AM
Yes, I know what you mean....... You need Sandra on the subject of women and odour Cologne..... Believe me that is no spelling mistake!!!!
Linda, because of her job, is an expert on perfume.
She hates cheap or fake stuff and can tell it a mile away!!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: Jules on May 13, 2009, 09:50:32 AM: Quote from: tonyco1 on May 13, 2009, 01:49:25 AM
Quote from: don on May 11, 2009, 07:00:16 PM
Quote from: JULES T on May 11, 2009, 04:29:09 PM
Quote from: tonyco1 on May 11, 2009, 10:26:46 AM
Quote from: JULES T on May 11, 2009, 09:45:12 AM
Quote from: don on May 11, 2009, 01:38:03 AM
Quote from: JULES T on May 11, 2009, 01:26:10 AM
Quote from: tonyco1 on May 11, 2009, 12:51:28 AM
Quote from: don on May 11, 2009, 12:22:58 AM
Quote from: tonyco1 on May 11, 2009, 12:07:51 AM
Quote from: JULES T on May 11, 2009, 12:04:57 AM
Quote from: stressed0506 on May 10, 2009, 10:54:34 PM
not sure about alliteration.. but sounds libelous and jules might sue....
Know any good lawyers lol!!!!!!!!! :o ???
We are good Lawyers!! LOL!! (Not such good liars as regular Lawyers - though - LOL).
Hey! we are more honest than Estate Agents though!! And I still have'nt mentioned politicians or Football managers!
Politicians - stink worst of all!!
You've not smelt some of the people who come into our office. We actually have a sniff test. lol!!!! :(

Do you work in a farmers market?
That would probably be better than some of our ones.
What kind of office do you work in that causes such a stink?????
Just get lots of drivers in . Lots don't smell but beleive me lots do .

You should try my office.............. It's that bad you want to amputate your nose and then some clown lets the public in!!!
I have two really fragrant members of staff, out of 130, (Names changed to protect the guilty),
The fragrant Gemma *******, who thinks washing is a mission, her lank dead hair looks like she has crutch wax in it,
and Richard ********, who never changes his uniform & smells like a body bag after 2 weeks in the hot sun!!
Most are pretty good, a few smell like a pub ashtray the day after!!
We also have one guy that bathes in market stall aftershave and smells like a hookers handbag!!
Err explain - does Linda know you know of such things lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: zoe on May 13, 2009, 06:50:48 PM: roy comes home smelling off cow he works in the vets but goes from farm to farm he is a bovine chiropodist (had to get the dictionary out for that one) or cows foot trimmer
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: don on May 13, 2009, 10:55:43 PM: Quote from: zoe on May 13, 2009, 06:50:48 PM
roy comes home smelling off cow he works in the vets but goes from farm to farm he is a bovine chiropodist (had to get the dictionary out for that one) or cows foot trimmer
Brilliant, not had Cow Heel for years!
Title: Re: What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)
Post by: tonyco1 on May 14, 2009, 09:14:18 PM: Quote from: don on May 13, 2009, 10:55:43 PM
Quote from: zoe on May 13, 2009, 06:50:48 PM
roy comes home smelling off cow he works in the vets but goes from farm to farm he is a bovine chiropodist (had to get the dictionary out for that one) or cows foot trimmer
Brilliant, not had Cow Heel for years!
Now thats what you call nail clippings!!! - What a different Job!!! Aftershave - by John Bull!!