Sweet dreams Don xxxxx :-* :-* :-*
Oh come on Tony, less of the OLD, I'm only 25 months off my free bus pass. The young ladies, and I use the word young, under fear for my life! go back a long way. About 1600 miles to be exact... don't know their other measurements! They are though in all honesty to lovely young ladies. If you knew their husbands you would say the same!Nothing in life is free - Oh and at age 60 you get £300 grant toward a new Boiler from D E F R A -
They will probably kill me now...... with love and kindness obviously ::) ;D ::)
Oh come on Tony, less of the OLD, I'm only 25 months off my free bus pass. The young ladies, and I use the word young, under fear for my life! go back a long way. About 1600 miles to be exact... don't know their other measurements! They are though in all honesty to lovely young ladies. If you knew their husbands you would say the same!Nothing in life is free - Oh and at age 60 you get £300 grant toward a new Boiler from D E F R A -
They will probably kill me now...... with love and kindness obviously ::) ;D ::)
Will the Bus pass work in Corfu?
I am a little confused about the 1600 miles bit - explain that one?
Also Husbands generally have a huge cross to bear (e.g. I married as a teen - married 40 years now and scars to prove it),
so I can sympathise with your and their husbands hardship!!
(Just Joking Girls - before I cop it as well!!)
Tony C
Now Sue! just what fashion statement will you and Jules be sending to the waiting world this year? Only sorry we won't get to see you this year x x :'(Very funny ha ha Don. :P
Tonyco1... I'm sitting here reminiscing about the first time I saw Jules and Sue. Let me tell you about it...... It was a typically sultry San Stefanos evening, the stars were bright in the still Ionian night, the frogs were serenading us with their delicate mating call. Over all this the age old moon looked down on all this splendour in a big brotherly sort of way (minus the bad language obviously)! It was just such a scene when I first set eyes on my two most dear friends, remember how much brandy and babycham used to cost?
There I was standing at the bottom of the steps from the Silver Star and wistfully looking up the village street towards the Athens Bar, it was nearly time for my cocoa! All of a sudden I was stopped dead in my tracks, try that when sober and standing still. My eyes were entranced by the twin visions sashaying towards me. Oh the vision, you should have been there! Two young ladies dressed in very similar attire, both in crocheted dresses and delicate ankle boots.
Well I was so taken by this twin vision of femininity I asked the fair Sandra for my Jack Duckworths ( too long a tale for here, perhaps the two fair maids could fill you in. God they are well muscled). Now I could see I noticed that my eye sight was a bit poor, probably age, myopia and copious amounts of village wine. Only €7 for 5 litres at the Paradise Supermarket----NO ADVERTISING PLEASE. The twin objects of my attention were wearing string vests and hobnail boots. My what a stirring sight they made.
As you can tell they are amongst my "youngest" and dearest friends... God the fee they charge to enable me to call them that ! xxxxxxx love you girls xxxxxx
Jude has just informed me that Sue has invested in a lime green leather catsuit and day-glo yellow clogs for perambulating up and down San Stefs main street in August 2009. Beside that she has adopted the chav look of football shirt, NY baseball cap and a Bench hoodie worn over gold lame hotpants and Burberry Doc Martins.... I can see her now .... WOW ::)Don - you have a fertile imagination - I can see all the readers of this forum dribbling at the thought - Can I have some of what you have been drinking?
And you will miss me Don !!!!! 8) 8) 8) 8)
By the way it's the catsuit that is day-glow :D :D :D
Tony: the worry is this is when Don is not drinking!!!!!
LOL TonyRoys on the lookout for this years specs. Will let you know for John as well lol!! ;)
Jules, Don will have to get in touch with Roy to find out where he can buy a certain type of sunglasses ::) ::) ::)
Don is investing in a pair of "X-RAY" specs - this is so he can walk along the nudie beach and see whose assets have been boosted by surgery!! And so you can't see him looking as well I guess!!LOL TonyRoys on the lookout for this years specs. Will let you know for John as well lol!! ;)
Jules, Don will have to get in touch with Roy to find out where he can buy a certain type of sunglasses ::) ::) ::)
Mind boggling :o :o ::) ::)Don is investing in a pair of "X-RAY" specs - this is so he can walk along the nudie beach and see whose assets have been boosted by surgery!! And so you can't see him looking as well I guess!!LOL TonyRoys on the lookout for this years specs. Will let you know for John as well lol!! ;)
Jules, Don will have to get in touch with Roy to find out where he can buy a certain type of sunglasses ::) ::) ::)
Don just isn't a beach person, well rarely. He certainly won't be in a football shirt as he doesn't go for the chav chic look! The only glasses he wears are those he is drinking out of becuase he won't drink from a bottle after seeing what a cat did on one! After knowing him for most of his life I can honestly say that I have never met such a quiet unassuming person. Oh! He's so utterly modest too! :PDefinitely modest lol!!!!!!!
Don - what do you do???? now you have me curious!!
Do you deliver Cadburys Milk Tray onto boats from a hanglider?
What do you do all in black - are you the Undertaker - or one of the Blues Brothers??? -
I was going to mention Chippendales - but that's stretching it!!
Typical answer!! Don!! LOL - - - are you a politician!!Don - what do you do???? now you have me curious!!
Do you deliver Cadburys Milk Tray onto boats from a hanglider?
What do you do all in black - are you the Undertaker - or one of the Blues Brothers??? -
I was going to mention Chippendales - but that's stretching it!!
I just turn up for work and go through the motions :o LOL
Hate to discuss my work! It tends to upset a lot of people.Ok Don think I get it - if so I work with a branch of your lot, so it won't upset me - loads of mates on the Job
Whatever! I'll raise a glass and drink to anything bar politicians, merchant bankers and other useless things! ::) :P ::)No problem - we'll do a few toasts to Lime green cozzies and hobnail boots then!!
See SUE we are thinking of you!! Of course I love you :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*Whatever! I'll raise a glass and drink to anything bar politicians, merchant bankers and other useless things! ::) :P ::)No problem - we'll do a few toasts to Lime green cozzies and hobnail boots then!!
Sue - by now the whole of S S is thinking of you and the Hi-Vi clothes with a flashing light on your hat!!See SUE we are thinking of you!! Of course I love you :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*Whatever! I'll raise a glass and drink to anything bar politicians, merchant bankers and other useless things! ::) :P ::)No problem - we'll do a few toasts to Lime green cozzies and hobnail boots then!!
Sue has a cold coming on. She is really feeling blue at the moment. Lets all wish her all the best and she will soon be in the pink and looking all bright eyed, bushy tailed and rosy red of cheek!A large Metaxa*******7 star - and bed for you my girl!!
A big AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH for Sue
We must have caught a chill wearing those Bikini's Jules :'( :'( :'(In that case you girls need chill-i !!! That'll warm you up!!
Found these on AOL today - includes some beach / pool wearI could swear that was Don!! LOL
http://o.aolcdn.com/art/gat/rubyroom/2/1/the-things-that-men-should-never-wear.html
There was also one with crocs for you Tony Lol!!!!!!!!!!! ;)Found these on AOL today - includes some beach / pool wearI could swear that was Don!! LOL
http://o.aolcdn.com/art/gat/rubyroom/2/1/the-things-that-men-should-never-wear.html
If Don dresses how he did today for his parents Diamond anniversary do you could describe his dress sense as stylishly timeless in a casual way.No YELLOW at all! Great day out though. If you ever get to Bottesford (near Newark) eat at PAULS. Not a San Stef eaterie but good.Congratulations to Dons Mum and Dad
If you looked at Dons gallery - I believe that he may be picture No. 9If Don dresses how he did today for his parents Diamond anniversary do you could describe his dress sense as stylishly timeless in a casual way.No YELLOW at all! Great day out though. If you ever get to Bottesford (near Newark) eat at PAULS. Not a San Stef eaterie but good.Congratulations to Dons Mum and Dad
If you looked at Dons gallery - I believe that he may be picture No. 9If Don dresses how he did today for his parents Diamond anniversary do you could describe his dress sense as stylishly timeless in a casual way.No YELLOW at all! Great day out though. If you ever get to Bottesford (near Newark) eat at PAULS. Not a San Stef eaterie but good.Congratulations to Dons Mum and Dad
Tonys being very naughty Don but here is the linkIf you looked at Dons gallery - I believe that he may be picture No. 9If Don dresses how he did today for his parents Diamond anniversary do you could describe his dress sense as stylishly timeless in a casual way.No YELLOW at all! Great day out though. If you ever get to Bottesford (near Newark) eat at PAULS. Not a San Stef eaterie but good.Congratulations to Dons Mum and Dad
WHAT GALLERY?????
You could cut cheese with that LOL
That explains Don's expression!!You could cut cheese with that LOL
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;) ::) :o
Great YELLOW shirt in Asda tonight but my BETTER half wouldn't buy it for me!!!!! :oThat explains Don's expression!!You could cut cheese with that LOL
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;) ::) :o
Didn't want to be seen with a Banana!!Great YELLOW shirt in Asda tonight but my BETTER half wouldn't buy it for me!!!!! :oThat explains Don's expression!!You could cut cheese with that LOL
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;) ::) :o
Well done Sandra ;)Didn't want to be seen with a Banana!!Great YELLOW shirt in Asda tonight but my BETTER half wouldn't buy it for me!!!!! :oThat explains Don's expression!!You could cut cheese with that LOL
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;) ::) :o
Well done Sandra ;)Didn't want to be seen with a Banana!!Great YELLOW shirt in Asda tonight but my BETTER half wouldn't buy it for me!!!!! :oThat explains Don's expression!!You could cut cheese with that LOL
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;) ::) :o
Ouch!! spare us the pain please Don!!!LOLWell done Sandra ;)Didn't want to be seen with a Banana!!Great YELLOW shirt in Asda tonight but my BETTER half wouldn't buy it for me!!!!! :oThat explains Don's expression!!You could cut cheese with that LOL
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;) ::) :o
Seen some great yellow Helly Hansen shorts too! In my wardrobe!
To late Tony sounds like hes already got them lol!! :-[ ::)Ouch!! spare us the pain please Don!!!LOLWell done Sandra ;)Didn't want to be seen with a Banana!!Great YELLOW shirt in Asda tonight but my BETTER half wouldn't buy it for me!!!!! :oThat explains Don's expression!!You could cut cheese with that LOL
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;) ::) :o
Seen some great yellow Helly Hansen shorts too! In my wardrobe!
I bet he could play a tune on the No.9's he's wearing!! LOL 8)To late Tony sounds like hes already got them lol!! :-[ ::)Ouch!! spare us the pain please Don!!!LOLWell done Sandra ;)Didn't want to be seen with a Banana!!Great YELLOW shirt in Asda tonight but my BETTER half wouldn't buy it for me!!!!! :oThat explains Don's expression!!You could cut cheese with that LOL
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;) ::) :o
Seen some great yellow Helly Hansen shorts too! In my wardrobe!
Yellow Top, yellow shorts, I'm sure we can find some yellow socks to go with the sandals.
"I wonder if they do No.9's in yellow :o :o :o :o
I promise you really don't have to Don lol!!!! ;)Yellow Top, yellow shorts, I'm sure we can find some yellow socks to go with the sandals.
"I wonder if they do No.9's in yellow :o :o :o :o
Saw a great YELLOW polo in Tunstall today but Sandra , well, being Sandra says we'll get it in 'Castle. Great that shop hadn't any menswear. Now iv'e proved that should be 2 words - not mens wear but men swear! Don't worry folks i'll keep looking!
Please - - ban the yellow shirts!!!!I promise you really don't have to Don lol!!!! ;)Yellow Top, yellow shorts, I'm sure we can find some yellow socks to go with the sandals.
"I wonder if they do No.9's in yellow :o :o :o :o
Saw a great YELLOW polo in Tunstall today but Sandra , well, being Sandra says we'll get it in 'Castle. Great that shop hadn't any menswear. Now iv'e proved that should be 2 words - not mens wear but men swear! Don't worry folks i'll keep looking!
i like yellow Don !!!!! ;D
i thinks its good for a man to wear bright lively colours, instead of boring black blue or grey !!!!
i also dont see problem with men wearing pink t/shirts - shirts, good for you Don.......don't listen to them. :-*
Sarah H
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Let me picture it "Don in a Pink shirt" :-\ :-\ :-\
Rainbow Don - now that has a ring to it!!!!Let me picture it "Don in a Pink shirt" :-\ :-\ :-\
Been there! Done that! Got the T-shirt! Result on new YELLOW POLO Get in there!
Rainbow Don - now that has a ring to it!!!!Let me picture it "Don in a Pink shirt" :-\ :-\ :-\
Been there! Done that! Got the T-shirt! Result on new YELLOW POLO Get in there!
Yellow polo - fluerescent pink shorts (with matching y-fronts) - purple shoes - I can see it now!!
He doesn't like to be noticed!! LOL
Ok so lets have a new piccy - sunglasses free!!Rainbow Don - now that has a ring to it!!!!Let me picture it "Don in a Pink shirt" :-\ :-\ :-\
Been there! Done that! Got the T-shirt! Result on new YELLOW POLO Get in there!
Yellow polo - fluerescent pink shorts (with matching y-fronts) - purple shoes - I can see it now!!
He doesn't like to be noticed!! LOL
As opposed to the John Major lookalike in the previous avatar. Not so much "MAN AT C&A" More MAN DRESSED IN GREY!"
So Tony where is your avatar picture taken at? :)Ok so lets have a new piccy - sunglasses free!!Rainbow Don - now that has a ring to it!!!!Let me picture it "Don in a Pink shirt" :-\ :-\ :-\
Been there! Done that! Got the T-shirt! Result on new YELLOW POLO Get in there!
Yellow polo - fluerescent pink shorts (with matching y-fronts) - purple shoes - I can see it now!!
He doesn't like to be noticed!! LOL
As opposed to the John Major lookalike in the previous avatar. Not so much "MAN AT C&A" More MAN DRESSED IN GREY!"
Look ............... No sun-glasses.... and boy what a body!Full headed LOL!! ;)
But completely legless lol! ;D
and back to the string -But completely legless lol! ;D
That is only because I drink Roys Sambuca!
Parade or strut lol!! ;)and back to the string -But completely legless lol! ;D
That is only because I drink Roys Sambuca!
I take it that Don will still be wearing his yellow mankini and parade along the beach!! LOL
Will be sorry to miss Tony on the beach as we never go to the nudie part! At least he saves on the baggage allowance :PActually - I am both ugly and fat enough to be allowed on the nudie beach,
Roasted belly and bits - doesn't bear thinking about lol!! nearly put me off my breakfast as well. ;)Will be sorry to miss Tony on the beach as we never go to the nudie part! At least he saves on the baggage allowance :PActually - I am both ugly and fat enough to be allowed on the nudie beach,
lying there roasting the belly and bits, but never really got interested in doing that - so will stay on the topless bit!!
a big thank you to you all i have been ill over easter and catching up on this site has had me in fits of laughter zoeHope you feel better Zoe.
Friendly banter ??? ??? ???
I have wept buckets over the comments you have made about me :'( :'( :'(
Roasted belly and bits Tony!!! I didn't know they did Hog roasts on the beach!!!!!Love this Sue lol ;) :D
Do you do Crackling as well?? ::) ::) ::)
How can you laugh at this -I was being serious as usual!!Roasted belly and bits Tony!!! I didn't know they did Hog roasts on the beach!!!!!Love this Sue lol ;) :D
Do you do Crackling as well?? ::) ::) ::)
Yes after incredible public demand from all corners of the Globe and other pubs in our High Strret it is back for a short period only ............... The Braziliant shirt commemorating that fabulous game between Brazil and Italy from Mexico '70 the drum roll.... YELLOW shirt.......................... That's better I feel dressed now!
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My God didn't realise how much we had missed it until it returned lol!!!!!!! ;)
Really worried about TonyCo1.................. Some shredded wheat have been stolen from our house... We have seen his avatar and a clue seems to be on top of his head but he seems to have disappeared.... Hope it's not due to the heinous theft of our Brillo pads also clue on his head LOL ::) :o ::)
Really worried about TonyCo1.................. Some shredded wheat have been stolen from our house... We have seen his avatar and a clue seems to be on top of his head but he seems to have disappeared.... Hope it's not due to the heinous theft of our Brillo pads also clue on his head LOL ::) :o ::)
At least I still have a full head of hair - even if a touch blonde - er - - grey!!
My hair is actually dead straight and spiky and not a bit like a brillo - been looking in the mirror Don??
Perhaps you are related to Pele' - in shirt only of course - LOL
Glad to see the Yellow Peril is back!!!!! have to wear my sunglasses while on line. 8) 8) 8)
Sue - I am told that he just dosen't have a picture of the PINK shirt he prefers to wear!! LOLGlad to see the Yellow Peril is back!!!!! have to wear my sunglasses while on line. 8) 8) 8)
Have you tried turning the brightness down? The contrast too?
Is brown to his lordships liking?Thought you both didn't care for Brown to much lol!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
Is brown to his lordships liking?Thought you both didn't care for Brown to much lol!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
Is brown to his lordships liking?Thought you both didn't care for Brown to much lol!!!!!!!!!!! ;) It does rather blend with my skin colour LOL ;D
Are Sandra & Roy wearing the same shirt? ???
Is brown to his lordships liking?Thought you both didn't care for Brown to much lol!!!!!!!!!!! ;) It does rather blend with my skin colour LOL ;D
Are Sandra & Roy wearing the same shirt? ???
Is brown to his lordships liking?Thought you both didn't care for Brown to much lol!!!!!!!!!!! ;) It does rather blend with my skin colour LOL ;D
Are Sandra & Roy wearing the same shirt? ???
Unless Sandra now supports Liverpool lol!!!!!!
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Just where did Manure get (buy) that penalty? Never known any team get so mant favourably dodgy decisions!
Its always been the same lol!!Is brown to his lordships liking?Thought you both didn't care for Brown to much lol!!!!!!!!!!! ;) It does rather blend with my skin colour LOL ;D
Are Sandra & Roy wearing the same shirt? ???
Unless Sandra now supports Liverpool lol!!!!!!
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Just where did Manure get (buy) that penalty? Never known any team get so mant favourably dodgy decisions!
Its always been the same lol!!Is brown to his lordships liking?Thought you both didn't care for Brown to much lol!!!!!!!!!!! ;) It does rather blend with my skin colour LOL ;D
Are Sandra & Roy wearing the same shirt? ???
Unless Sandra now supports Liverpool lol!!!!!!
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Just where did Manure get (buy) that penalty? Never known any team get so mant favourably dodgy decisions!
Call me a cab, I'm hacked off with premier league refs favouring certain teams. There is absolutely no joy in watching it. I honestly wish we could be relegated back to HONESTY & FAIR PLAY!
Is brown to his lordships liking?No - I can't bear to even look at Gordon!!
Is brown to his lordships liking?No - I can't bear to even look at Gordon!!
Your shirt is brown to hide what exactly??
Prefer the Lady in blue!! - but Ok I suppose!!
Anything but yellow lol!!!!!! ;)Is brown to his lordships liking?No - I can't bear to even look at Gordon!!
Your shirt is brown to hide what exactly??
Prefer the Lady in blue!! - but Ok I suppose!!
That blue is turquoise! But what colour am I allowed to wear?
AAAAH ! and after I bought a new yellow one yesterday! Got a pink one too!Anything but yellow lol!!!!!! ;)Is brown to his lordships liking?No - I can't bear to even look at Gordon!!
Your shirt is brown to hide what exactly??
Prefer the Lady in blue!! - but Ok I suppose!!
That blue is turquoise! But what colour am I allowed to wear?
Now your'e talking - Pink is you!!!AAAAH ! and after I bought a new yellow one yesterday! Got a pink one too!Anything but yellow lol!!!!!! ;)Is brown to his lordships liking?No - I can't bear to even look at Gordon!!
Your shirt is brown to hide what exactly??
Prefer the Lady in blue!! - but Ok I suppose!!
That blue is turquoise! But what colour am I allowed to wear?
AAAAH ! and after I bought a new yellow one yesterday! Got a pink one too!Anything but yellow lol!!!!!! ;)Is brown to his lordships liking?No - I can't bear to even look at Gordon!!
Your shirt is brown to hide what exactly??
Prefer the Lady in blue!! - but Ok I suppose!!
That blue is turquoise! But what colour am I allowed to wear?
Think it was red and white stripes but you know women and washing machines!
Now your'e talking - Pink is you!!!
Or men who blame their women even!!AAAAH ! and after I bought a new yellow one yesterday! Got a pink one too!Anything but yellow lol!!!!!! ;)Is brown to his lordships liking?No - I can't bear to even look at Gordon!!
Your shirt is brown to hide what exactly??
Prefer the Lady in blue!! - but Ok I suppose!!
That blue is turquoise! But what colour am I allowed to wear?
Think it was red and white stripes but you know women and washing machines!
Now your'e talking - Pink is you!!!
Or men who blame their women even!!AAAAH ! and after I bought a new yellow one yesterday! Got a pink one too!Anything but yellow lol!!!!!! ;)Is brown to his lordships liking?No - I can't bear to even look at Gordon!!
Your shirt is brown to hide what exactly??
Prefer the Lady in blue!! - but Ok I suppose!!
That blue is turquoise! But what colour am I allowed to wear?
Think it was red and white stripes but you know women and washing machines!
Now your'e talking - Pink is you!!!
thank you all for that! Having never met anyone from the forum.... except Joan and her lovely hubby derek it would be good to actually put faces and voices to names. Having to go to ss in the school holidays means i will prob not get to see lots of you.
Yes Stressed - Join in and give us all a verbal kickin' - it's all done in the best possible taste as Kenny Everret said before he keeled over!thank you all for that! Having never met anyone from the forum.... except Joan and her lovely hubby derek it would be good to actually put faces and voices to names. Having to go to ss in the school holidays means i will prob not get to see lots of you.
Don't get to show lots of me! After seeing Jules & Sue I feel totally eclipsed!!!!!! ???
Yes Stressed - Join in and give us all a verbal kickin' - it's all done in the best possible taste as Kenny Everret said before he keeled over!thank you all for that! Having never met anyone from the forum.... except Joan and her lovely hubby derek it would be good to actually put faces and voices to names. Having to go to ss in the school holidays means i will prob not get to see lots of you.
Don't get to show lots of me! After seeing Jules & Sue I feel totally eclipsed!!!!!! ???
(Please start with Don!!) LOL.
A bit of fun brightens the day!!
What was you name by the way?
cant wait till i get into my new pink mankini :PDon't do that Peter, Don will be chasing you up the Beach on his "POGO" stick!!
itll go well with a nice red turban.
cant wait till i get into my new pink mankini :PDon't do that Peter, Don will be chasing you up the Beach on his "POGO" stick!!
itll go well with a nice red turban.
sorry .I am Lynn . I got the screen name some years ago when i had three teenage kids and was teaching full time. Stressed seemed appropriate at that point. Somewhat less so now. (On most days anyway!)Welcome Lynn, Stressed is a good name for a mum!!
TONY Congratulations on your thousandth post!sorry .I am Lynn . I got the screen name some years ago when i had three teenage kids and was teaching full time. Stressed seemed appropriate at that point. Somewhat less so now. (On most days anyway!)Welcome Lynn, Stressed is a good name for a mum!!
I am a Grandad now - much better - you can give 'em back - - -LOL!!!
I think I must have hated it when my kids became Teens and wanted "MY FREEDOM - Because you don't understand us"
I understood one thing - they were a Pain in the Butt from 15 - 20.
In the end you have to hope you have done enough and let them make their mistakes!! - you can only tell them after all!!
School Teacher - - - you need a medal!!
wow yes !!!! a thousand posts ! What is the forum's equivalent of champagne corks popping? Well done.
wow yes !!!! a thousand posts ! What is the forum's equivalent of champagne corks popping? Well done.Well done Tony but please no cork popping lol!!!! ;)
Had to look twice at you avitar Tony. Didn't recognise you with that hair colour ::) ::) ::)What!!! are you going to suggest I now have a couple of grey hairs!! How dare you!! ;D ;D ::) ;D ;D
Why thank you all - I hadn't been watching it!!wow yes !!!! a thousand posts ! What is the forum's equivalent of champagne corks popping? Well done.Well done Tony but please no cork popping lol!!!! ;)
I can see Tony now.............Tony man of action, man of steel our own latterday super-hero.Why thanks Mate!! - Actually you got it slightly wrong - Altzimers!!! or was that Alt-Zimmers? or just trying to protect your alter-ego?
MONDAYS......... Speedo man not as quick as Linford nor as big either - Allegedly
TUESDAYS ....... Bum-bag man.... Just don't try to escape him he uses his bum-bag as Pampas Bolas... Very painful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WEDNESDAYS.......... Mullet-Man Yes folks that expensively Coiffeured BIG HAIR. Who needs a Sun Shade when you can carrry your own round everyday!
THURSDAYS ............ MYTHOS man... Sees everything through the bottom of a glass... Yes the souths answer to Robbie Williams "Life Thru' A Lens".... More like Blobby bar the spots.
FRIDAY>>>SATURDAY >>> SUNDAY..... We have Hung Over man.......... Mythos - as they sing in Greece "Never on a Sunday!"................... Yes I know I forgot his MYTHOS inspired impressions but to be honest after having heard him .... It's not just John Browns Body Mouldering In His Grave I have it on goos authority that Elvis, Sinatra and Jim Reeves are all Turning over in theirs even quicker than a spit Roasting Lamb!!!
I can see Tony now.............Tony man of action, man of steel our own latterday super-hero.Why thanks Mate!! - Actually you got it slightly wrong - Altzimers!!! or was that Alt-Zimmers? or just trying to protect your alter-ego?
MONDAYS......... Speedo man not as quick as Linford nor as big either - Allegedly
TUESDAYS ....... Bum-bag man.... Just don't try to escape him he uses his bum-bag as Pampas Bolas... Very painful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WEDNESDAYS.......... Mullet-Man Yes folks that expensively Coiffeured BIG HAIR. Who needs a Sun Shade when you can carrry your own round everyday!
THURSDAYS ............ MYTHOS man... Sees everything through the bottom of a glass... Yes the souths answer to Robbie Williams "Life Thru' A Lens".... More like Blobby bar the spots.
FRIDAY>>>SATURDAY >>> SUNDAY..... We have Hung Over man.......... Mythos - as they sing in Greece "Never on a Sunday!"................... Yes I know I forgot his MYTHOS inspired impressions but to be honest after having heard him .... It's not just John Browns Body Mouldering In His Grave I have it on goos authority that Elvis, Sinatra and Jim Reeves are all Turning over in theirs even quicker than a spit Roasting Lamb!!!
It was More like Blatman (Tony) dressed in a menacing black rubber super-hero kit, and his sidekick called WOBBIN, (Don), in his pink leotard, green blatbelt & yellow T-shirt.
The Blat-light shone up into the sky above MetroStefanos, a village blighted by evil mutant beings.
Blatman saw the call and raced to the restaurant with his trusty sidekick Wobbin, he notices a fragrant bleach of the (hair)piece.
It was a serious comb-over!! Worn by a man who strikes terror into the hearts of mere mortal men, C O L I N 2,
(Combined Overt Lithonology Inert Nuculas of the 2nd Degree Mutantcy), was about to eat a sizzler steak in the Little Pritz.
If he manages to complete the ingestion of such cuisine and combines it with alcohol, it could devastate the Island!!
Blatman launched himself across the table, carefully gobbling the sizzler steak as he flew past, thereby neturalising the immediate threat!
by C O L I N 2, a mutant carnivore. C O L I N 2, then grabbed the bottle of Mythos an was about to down it in one when,
trusty sidekick WOBBIN, drew out his pink Stolic Cobbling Stick, and let fly at the Mutant beast with all his might,
(wasn't in fact much might - but he did his best - more of a limp wet slap), but this did the trick - C O L I N 2,
let go of the Mythos - Wobbin CARTWHEELED ACROSS, he snatched the Mythos in mid-air and saved (the rest of) the day!!
Having a swig first & throwing it to Blatman - they shared the booty (Sues possibly??) and drank to the Mutant with no bottle (get it?)
To the roar of the crowd and the smashing of plates being thrown at them by Dim-itree the owner,
they Greek-danced their way out of the place to the sound of Zorba's Dance, the crowd demanded an encore - they returned and took their bows.
This is how Super-Heroes eat and sustain them selves and - - of course, to add insult to injury C O L I N 2,
found WOBBINs Speedos had been put on over the top of his trousers in a lightening move rarely witnessed by mere mortals.
This was similar to handcuffs and he was made safe for removal by the authorities.
This did give slight concern, to WOBBIN, however, as he was wearing Sandra's ballet tights underneath and the energetic moves had caused a ladder!
Furthermore, it now partially exposed his (rather brown) testicular nuts to the roaring crowd, he was built like a billy-goat - - no wonder they clapped!!
So to re-cap - -all in all - it was a good night - the Super duo well fed and full of Mythos, a raging Mutant put into checkmate.
Blatman walked home with trusty side-kick WOBBIN skipping alongside him, he wondered what Tuesday would bring?
To see the next episode - tune in tomorrow - same time - same channel to see Blatman and WOBBIN in the MetroStefanos of
GoofHAM City!!
Boys the big white bus is on its way. ;DWe don't need that - don't be silly - we have the Blatmobile!!
I think the funny farm definitley awaits you 2. lol!!!! :o
its official holiday fever has set in get the straight jacketsZoe - like the new Picture - You can be Cat Woman (go get the leather)
Tony you get dafter and dafter as each day goes (funny though). lol!!!!!!!!! ;)its official holiday fever has set in get the straight jacketsZoe - like the new Picture - You can be Cat Woman (go get the leather)
Jules - can be Wonder Woman (You'll wonder why she's a woman)
Sue (lala) can be our version of SuperGirl - Up Up and away!!
Sandra can be our Bay Watch Girl - and we'll be watching all right!!
Zimmer can be Zorro (for no other reason other than he has a "Z" and always leaves his mark!!)
Peter can be James Bond (he has the accent!!),
Don and I are spoken for as Blatman & Wobbin
Now - - - - does anyone else wish to join our gang of super Hero's?
Add your name and persona to the list!! All welcome as long as you are as silly as us lot!!
its official holiday fever has set in get the straight jacketsZoe - like the new Picture - You can be Cat Woman (go get the leather)
Jules - can be Wonder Woman (You'll wonder why she's a woman)
Sue (lala) can be our version of SuperGirl - Up Up and away!! AKA Tinky Winky & PO LOL
Sandra can be our Bay Watch Girl - and we'll be watching all right!!
Zimmer can be Zorro (for no other reason other than he has a "Z" and always leaves his mark!!)
Peter can be James Bond (he has the accent!!),
Don and I are spoken for as Blatman & Wobbin
Now - - - - does anyone else wish to join our gang of super Hero's?
Add your name and persona to the list!! All welcome as long as you are as silly as us lot!!
Thanks Jules (Nell) or was it Tinky Winky as Don suggests?? LOLits official holiday fever has set in get the straight jacketsZoe - like the new Picture - You can be Cat Woman (go get the leather)
Jules - can be Wonder Woman (You'll wonder why she's a woman)
Sue (lala) can be our version of SuperGirl - Up Up and away!! AKA Tinky Winky & PO LOL
Sandra can be our Bay Watch Girl - and we'll be watching all right!!
Zimmer can be Zorro (for no other reason other than he has a "Z" and always leaves his mark!!)
Peter can be James Bond (he has the accent!!),
Don and I are spoken for as Blatman & Wobbin
Now - - - - does anyone else wish to join our gang of super Hero's?
Add your name and persona to the list!! All welcome as long as you are as silly as us lot!!
Thanks Jules (Nell) or was it Tinky Winky as Don suggests?? LOLits official holiday fever has set in get the straight jacketsZoe - like the new Picture - You can be Cat Woman (go get the leather)Aka The Avenger
Jules - can be Wonder Woman (You'll wonder why she's a woman)AKA Nell Gwynne
Sue (lala) can be our version of SuperGirl - Up Up and away!! AKA Tinky Winky & PO LOL
Sandra can be our Bay Watch Girl - and we'll be watching all right!! Aka Scary Nice!
Zimmer can be Zorro (for no other reason other than he has a "Z" and always leaves his mark!!) AKA the Framed Man
Peter can be James Bond (he has the accent!!), AKA Jock The Rock
Don and I are spoken for as Blatman & Wobbin
Now - - - - does anyone else wish to join our gang of super Hero's?
Add your name and persona to the list!! All welcome as long as you are as silly as us lot!!
Then I would have to frequent Mykonos as that have windmills I could tilt at! NAH!!! I'll stick to San Stef or JulesT's suitcase!You'll be stuck until August then!! LOL
Agreed ............ Jules CASE probably only Global rival to Benidorm's legendary Sticky Vicky! Do you agree?What are you trying to say !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That one made me laugh!!!Agreed ............ Jules CASE probably only Global rival to Benidorm's legendary Sticky Vicky! Do you agree?What are you trying to say !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That one made me laugh!!!Agreed ............ Jules CASE probably only Global rival to Benidorm's legendary Sticky Vicky! Do you agree?What are you trying to say !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ah!! yes - the resemblence is just uncanny!! Jules - what night are you performing at the Condor?? LOL!!!
No wonder the suitcase is so sticky!! The billing would be Un-ruly Julie!! ::) ::) ::) :o :o ;D ;D ;D
Truly Unruly Julie hugely poorly tuesday! is that alliteration?Never mind Julie may Sue-me
not sure about alliteration.. but sounds libelous and jules might sue....Know any good lawyers lol!!!!!!!!! :o ???
We are good Lawyers!! LOL!! (Not such good liars as regular Lawyers - though - LOL).not sure about alliteration.. but sounds libelous and jules might sue....Know any good lawyers lol!!!!!!!!! :o ???
Hey! we are more honest than Estate Agents though!! And I still have'nt mentioned politicians or Football managers!We are good Lawyers!! LOL!! (Not such good liars as regular Lawyers - though - LOL).not sure about alliteration.. but sounds libelous and jules might sue....Know any good lawyers lol!!!!!!!!! :o ???
Politicians - stink worst of all!!Hey! we are more honest than Estate Agents though!! And I still have'nt mentioned politicians or Football managers!We are good Lawyers!! LOL!! (Not such good liars as regular Lawyers - though - LOL).not sure about alliteration.. but sounds libelous and jules might sue....Know any good lawyers lol!!!!!!!!! :o ???
one word to say about them EXPENSES!!!!!!!Politicians - stink worst of all!!Hey! we are more honest than Estate Agents though!! And I still have'nt mentioned politicians or Football managers!We are good Lawyers!! LOL!! (Not such good liars as regular Lawyers - though - LOL).not sure about alliteration.. but sounds libelous and jules might sue....Know any good lawyers lol!!!!!!!!! :o ???
You've not smelt some of the people who come into our office. We actually have a sniff test. lol!!!! :(Politicians - stink worst of all!!Hey! we are more honest than Estate Agents though!! And I still have'nt mentioned politicians or Football managers!We are good Lawyers!! LOL!! (Not such good liars as regular Lawyers - though - LOL).not sure about alliteration.. but sounds libelous and jules might sue....Know any good lawyers lol!!!!!!!!! :o ???
You've not smelt some of the people who come into our office. We actually have a sniff test. lol!!!! :(Politicians - stink worst of all!!Hey! we are more honest than Estate Agents though!! And I still have'nt mentioned politicians or Football managers!We are good Lawyers!! LOL!! (Not such good liars as regular Lawyers - though - LOL).not sure about alliteration.. but sounds libelous and jules might sue....Know any good lawyers lol!!!!!!!!! :o ???
That would probably be better than some of our ones.You've not smelt some of the people who come into our office. We actually have a sniff test. lol!!!! :(Politicians - stink worst of all!!Hey! we are more honest than Estate Agents though!! And I still have'nt mentioned politicians or Football managers!We are good Lawyers!! LOL!! (Not such good liars as regular Lawyers - though - LOL).not sure about alliteration.. but sounds libelous and jules might sue....Know any good lawyers lol!!!!!!!!! :o ???
Do you work in a farmers market?
What kind of office do you work in that causes such a stink?????That would probably be better than some of our ones.You've not smelt some of the people who come into our office. We actually have a sniff test. lol!!!! :(Politicians - stink worst of all!!Hey! we are more honest than Estate Agents though!! And I still have'nt mentioned politicians or Football managers!We are good Lawyers!! LOL!! (Not such good liars as regular Lawyers - though - LOL).not sure about alliteration.. but sounds libelous and jules might sue....Know any good lawyers lol!!!!!!!!! :o ???
Do you work in a farmers market?
Just get lots of drivers in . Lots don't smell but beleive me lots do .What kind of office do you work in that causes such a stink?????That would probably be better than some of our ones.You've not smelt some of the people who come into our office. We actually have a sniff test. lol!!!! :(Politicians - stink worst of all!!Hey! we are more honest than Estate Agents though!! And I still have'nt mentioned politicians or Football managers!We are good Lawyers!! LOL!! (Not such good liars as regular Lawyers - though - LOL).not sure about alliteration.. but sounds libelous and jules might sue....Know any good lawyers lol!!!!!!!!! :o ???
Do you work in a farmers market?
Just get lots of drivers in . Lots don't smell but beleive me lots do .What kind of office do you work in that causes such a stink?????That would probably be better than some of our ones.You've not smelt some of the people who come into our office. We actually have a sniff test. lol!!!! :(Politicians - stink worst of all!!Hey! we are more honest than Estate Agents though!! And I still have'nt mentioned politicians or Football managers!We are good Lawyers!! LOL!! (Not such good liars as regular Lawyers - though - LOL).not sure about alliteration.. but sounds libelous and jules might sue....Know any good lawyers lol!!!!!!!!! :o ???
Do you work in a farmers market?
I have two really fragrant members of staff, out of 130, (Names changed to protect the guilty),Just get lots of drivers in . Lots don't smell but beleive me lots do .What kind of office do you work in that causes such a stink?????That would probably be better than some of our ones.You've not smelt some of the people who come into our office. We actually have a sniff test. lol!!!! :(Politicians - stink worst of all!!Hey! we are more honest than Estate Agents though!! And I still have'nt mentioned politicians or Football managers!We are good Lawyers!! LOL!! (Not such good liars as regular Lawyers - though - LOL).not sure about alliteration.. but sounds libelous and jules might sue....Know any good lawyers lol!!!!!!!!! :o ???
Do you work in a farmers market?
You should try my office.............. It's that bad you want to amputate your nose and then some clown lets the public in!!!
Yes, I know what you mean....... You need Sandra on the subject of women and odour Cologne..... Believe me that is no spelling mistake!!!!Linda, because of her job, is an expert on perfume.
Err explain - does Linda know you know of such things lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I have two really fragrant members of staff, out of 130, (Names changed to protect the guilty),Just get lots of drivers in . Lots don't smell but beleive me lots do .What kind of office do you work in that causes such a stink?????That would probably be better than some of our ones.You've not smelt some of the people who come into our office. We actually have a sniff test. lol!!!! :(Politicians - stink worst of all!!Hey! we are more honest than Estate Agents though!! And I still have'nt mentioned politicians or Football managers!We are good Lawyers!! LOL!! (Not such good liars as regular Lawyers - though - LOL).not sure about alliteration.. but sounds libelous and jules might sue....Know any good lawyers lol!!!!!!!!! :o ???
Do you work in a farmers market?
You should try my office.............. It's that bad you want to amputate your nose and then some clown lets the public in!!!
The fragrant Gemma *******, who thinks washing is a mission, her lank dead hair looks like she has crutch wax in it,
and Richard ********, who never changes his uniform & smells like a body bag after 2 weeks in the hot sun!!
Most are pretty good, a few smell like a pub ashtray the day after!!
We also have one guy that bathes in market stall aftershave and smells like a hookers handbag!!
roy comes home smelling off cow he works in the vets but goes from farm to farm he is a bovine chiropodist (had to get the dictionary out for that one) or cows foot trimmerBrilliant, not had Cow Heel for years!
Now thats what you call nail clippings!!! - What a different Job!!! Aftershave - by John Bull!!roy comes home smelling off cow he works in the vets but goes from farm to farm he is a bovine chiropodist (had to get the dictionary out for that one) or cows foot trimmerBrilliant, not had Cow Heel for years!