San Stefanos Online ~ North West Corfu

BEFORE THE BBQ SEASON BEGINS FOR THIS YEAR  - A FEW GUIDELINES AND TIPS FOR THE MAN OF THE HOUSE
BECAUSE _ THERE IS NO PLEASING A WOMAN!!!
New Standard Operating Procedures released today --  please learn
BBQ RULES We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to
              the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly
              Bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine...
(6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat
Important again:
( THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine...
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
 
 

I logged on today when I started work at 06:00, and within a short while - I noticed;
Chris2, Jules, Zoe on the site already - are you early risers or at work or just up all night?

Lots of pictures all disappearing - just re-load - who knows why??

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Tony

The last couple of years I have been suffering from back-ache (occasional Trapped Nerve), after the journey and lugging suitcases around.
So I am hoping that the Chinese Masseuse is back on the beach!
He walks up and down with a ""Chinese Massage"" card.
I tried him after I saw Capt. Nikos slip and hurt his knee on his boat.
He could barely walk, and had been in pain for a few hours, but this guy fixed it in 20 mins!!
The point is he fixes my backache better than my Osteopath with just one (or two) sessions, and helps me have a pain free holiday!!
(Yes I know I am getting old and falling to bits!! - - - - before you all tell me!!). LOL

What else would you like to see - for instance  - - Water Melon sellers? (better for you than doughnuts!!).

Which Resturaunt gives you a Complimentry Drink after your Meal?
Good question I think - Most is my answer - what is your experience?

Two Stars - always give a drink after the evening Meal.
The Havana Beach Bar always give us a "cocktail-shot" after lunch there.

Ok - new thread.
We think the beach at San Stefanos is one of the best anywhere, yes I know Caribbean Beaches can be prettier,
white sand and palm trees, but this beach must be one of the most informal, safe, clean beaches around.

So my question is - which part of the beach is your favourite - where do you plonk yourself and why???

We tend to go somewhere near the middle, in good reach of most facilities, but usually because we get our Beach Beds from a friend.