I'm getting a bit worried now. When we were in SS last year for a week it seemed to be a quiet place populated with nice people of a certain age.
We're going in 5 weeks for 3 weeks, and the longer I inhabit this forum the more it sounds like a branch of Care In The Community! Is all this on the NHS? Can you get Batman costumes in the mini-markets? More to the point, can you get Y-fronts? Does anybody have up-to-date information on the price of Y-fronts in SS? Are they cheaper in Sidari?
I will be selling T-shirts with "I AM SANE" on the front outside SS Travel, but there may be an exam before purchase is authorised. An obvious question will be "Have you been a member of the San Stefanos Online Forum" for more than six months. Earlier, apparently sensible, suggestions to "take extra medication" can be seen in a new light. In the event of Eyjafjallajokull dumping a few billion tons of crap into the atmosphere and we all get stranded in SS for weeks, will people be foaming at the mouth and saying mad things, like "I trust David Cameron"?
In an entrepreneurial spirit, should I take a suitcase full of Viagra, Polygrip, trusses, Settlers, Super-glue for Zimmer frames, CDs of calming whale music, copies of my new book "Very Short Walks Around San Stephanos (see chapter 1, 'Bakery to Barras')?
Just got off the phone to Channel 4. They're interested in making a documentary. They're hot on psychiatry!
Jim