San Stefanos Online ~ North West Corfu

It's also a good bike ride to Afionas and back. We'll be doing that again this year.

Watch that space.

Any action at Manthos?

I'm assuming the sticker will not be a distraction when stuck on my leopard skin speedos.

I remember the sign they had outside.

"Run by a Leeds lad so it must be good"

Did he do a bit of boat hire after the bar shut?

I promise this year I won't let Dimitri take me, and a partner in crime to Sidari, to a foam party, where I will enjoy myself just a little too much, loose my key, return to the complex, find the front door locked, steal Dimitri's ladder, walk around the poolside in the style of the Chuckle Brothers, use the ladder to climb onto the bar roof, make my way to the patio doors, think they are open, but unfortunately discover they're not by walking into the glass with such force that the bottles in the bar below rattle and dogs bark, and spend the next day attempting to disguise the mother of all hang overs.

But the problem is Dimitri is very persuasive, and I am weak.

Manchester would be Manchester, but if you are a real Manchester United fan it has to be said with a Surrey accent.