San Stefanos Online ~ North West Corfu

If you don't want the 'specials' then be prepared to budget €20 to €30 for a couple at dinner including a bucket of house wine(kokkino or somesuch). My wife and I manage quite nicely on £500 to £600 of euros for a fortnight.

Tony, the best time to eat there is at night, when son Leon is on duty. Daytimes the quality can be haphazard at times. You will get no get the fasolada on the menu, if you ask for it they usually make it for the next day ( same as the sousokakia-bad spelling). For what it is worth say that Brian and Pearl suggested you went there!! The other son Vassilis is a tad strange but harmless.

Best to keep your eyes out front in the shower then.

I object to paying out £2.50 for the crap that masquerades as earphones on the planes. I have a set of phones that would work if I could get one of the two plug adaptors that Thomson uses ( instead of the usual one plug), does anyone know where you can definitely get one of these??

Margarita's has Marmite!!, and some rather moreish feta in a big tin that you have to cut a chunk off(far right corner in a chiller) and some 'real' olives of the non shrink wrap type. Amstel €1.

Kernowfox??? Come from Cornwall?? Does the train still not stop at Camborne Wednesdays??

The rain is warm, so strip down to shorts, and as Don says go for a walk- or a swim. If walking do watch your step, as the road covering if stony can be slippery. Find your favourite bar and get........

Reps have been a waste of space for years. I refuse to go to their 'big sell' meetings, and have not attended one for several years. The one this year at Tsaros did not even have a talk, merely went round the pool trying to sell the over priced trips(I was there watching the F1 before anyone asks!! )