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Your help and reviews are required => Information and help please => Topic started by: tonyco1 on September 02, 2009, 09:27:35 PM
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Seems we have been invaded by these despicable SPAMMERS.
Chenandoloro Bong should be removed from this forum in my opinion, it's not what it's for!
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I agree
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Gone, deleted, banned!!
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If your see any more spammers like this please send me a personal message as I am likely to pick it up quicker.
Ta
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Thanks for the quick response to remove them from the forum. I'm sure everyone will agree.
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/me looks to the right of this post ------------------------------->
report to moderator is a very useful button
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Yes - missed that button - thats the trouble when you do a weeks night shift - and feel jet-lagged!!
I will remember that in future!! Nice one!!
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I never did like Spam when i was a kid! I hate this different type of Spam now I'm an adult :P
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In simple terms please explain SPAM when computer related?
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Don:
It's either;
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A slice of fatty regenerated pork, which is electronically implanted into the screen on your PC, which you can see, smell - but not eat - - it drives you wild and almost insane with the desire to eat it.
This causes "drooling". The drooling then collects into a puddle on your desktop.
The puddle grows to a huge size and trickles under your computer.
The heat from the computer causes steam to rise and enters, said PC or Laptop.
This then blows your hard-drive and processor simultaneously, causing your Mother-board to catch fire and kill the computer. You as you user will not have noticed as you will still be "tonguing" the screen, until a bolt of static shock hits you, rendering you temporarily unconscious, where you will dream that you actually ate the spam.
You will awaken with a start and find you are chewing the keyboard. The spammer who sent it will be sitting in his darkened room, laughing hysterically at your misfortune!! Simple - isn't it?
OR
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It's unwanted, advertising usually! While you were away - someone put loads of advertising crap in this Topic!
Quickly removed - I might add!!
Wickipedia say's:
Spam is the abuse of electronic messaging systems (including most broadcast media, digital delivery systems) to send unsolicited bulk messages indiscriminately. While the most widely recognized form of spam is e-mail spam, the term is applied to similar abuses in other media: instant messaging spam, Usenet newsgroup spam, Web search engine spam, spam in blogs, online classified ads spam, mobile phone messaging spam, Internet forum spam, junk fax transmissions, social networking spam, and file sharing network spam.
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In simple terms please explain SPAM when computer related?
Well if you don't know what it is by now Don you never will!!!
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Spam , spam...chips, and spam....when I was but a tot,we had this Yankee import [ recpnstituted ham I think ] in school dinners, usually with baked beans...ah late 50's Britain, warm beer, old ladies cycling to church, no sex, no swearing, burberries for football posts, scurvy.... I could wax all night
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Spam , spam...chips, and spam....when I was but a tot,we had this Yankee import [ recpnstituted ham I think ] in school dinners, usually with baked beans...ah late 50's Britain, warm beer, old ladies cycling to church, no sex, no swearing, burberries for football posts, scurvy.... I could wax all night
I can hear the screams from here!! The full monty of the waxing world?
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The thought of Zimmer waxing his Legs brings tears to my eyes!! LOL
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Unfortunately the picture in my mind is not of him waxing his legs......arrgghhhh :o
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Unfortunately the picture in my mind is not of him waxing his legs......arrgghhhh :o
Three piece suite? OUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
After a full under carriage wax would you end up walking like a Sopworth Camel?
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Funnily enough - when I think back - he was indeed, walking up the road just like a Camel with a sore whatsit!!!
(Sopworth, Cigarette, Dromedary, (or was that Donamedary?), Bactrian, Wild Bactrian, F1, F2 Hybrid & Julesuela)
Which of the Camels above did he walk like - - - All Camels are much the same to me!!
Of course, one you can Fly (as Don remembers from his WW1 exploits!), one you smoke -
(as Don remembers from his WW2 exploits), some give you the hump once, some twice!! (except "Humphrey" of course),
However - all Camels walk the same!!
I did a Camel ride into the desert in Egypt a few years back, 40 mins later - I was walking the same!! LOL
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Funnily enough - when I think back - he was indeed, walking up the road just like a Camel with a sore whatsit!!!
(Sopworth, Cigarette, Dromedary, (or was that Donamedary?), Bactrian, Wild Bactrian, F1, F2 Hybrid & Julesuela)
Which of the Camels above did he walk like - - - All Camels are much the same to me!!
Of course, one you can Fly (as Don remembers from his WW1 exploits!), one you smoke -
(as Don remembers from his WW2 exploits), some give you the hump once, some twice!! (except "Humphrey" of course),
However - all Camels walk the same!!
I did a Camel ride into the desert in Egypt a few years back, 40 mins later - I was walking the same!! LOL
That's 'cos you should have put the lit ciggie in your mouth! DOH!!!
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Three piece suite? OUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
After a full under carriage wax would you end up walking like a Sopworth Camel?
Not another TYPO Don?!! I'm sure you mean.....Sopwith Camel? ::)
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Hi Colin, seem to be following you around the forum tonight! :)
Noticed that one but you got there before me!Haha. Thought Don would've known as he flew them! Must've sniffed too much mustard gas.
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I bow before you two OLDIES!
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Hi you two "Oldies", - Grumpy (1 foot in the grave) Don, seems to have capitulated on this one - for a change!!
Funny though, I also thought it was Sopwith Camel, after he wrote Sopworth, so I googled it and it came up with almost as many Sopworth Camel entries, http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1P1-30439511.html , for example
as the estemed Sopwith Camel, http://www.theaerodrome.com/aircraft/gbritain/sopwith_camel.php !!
Maybe he was slightly correct!! there again - maybe not!! LOL (PS - he still has not bought a round!!).
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Hi you two "Oldies", - Grumpy (1 foot in the grave) Don, seems to have capitulated on this one - for a change!!
Funny though, I also thought it was Sopwith Camel, after he wrote Sopworth, so I googled it and it came up with almost as many Sopworth Camel entries, http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1P1-30439511.html , for example
as the estemed Sopwith Camel, http://www.theaerodrome.com/aircraft/gbritain/sopwith_camel.php !!
Maybe he was slightly correct!! there again - maybe not!! LOL (PS - he still has not bought a round!!).
yeah I googled it too before I decided to 'Strike'! lol Tony? don't give him any ammo to fire back at us! you know as well as I do he meant Sopwith! ::)
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As a fully paid up Democrat I too googled it and went with the majority!
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Strewth Bruce! Look there's a flying pig!!
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Strewth Bruce! Look there's a flying pig!!
Colin - - you nailed it this time - - - LOL
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http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1P1-30439511.html
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Don - -seems they can't spell either - - - - LOL
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Don - -seems they can't spell either - - - - LOL
I can only spell with the tools I'm given... Come to think of it a tool seems to be missing! Can't find Jules Spellcheck anywhere!
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I can only spell with the tools I'm given... Come to think of it a tool seems to be missing! Can't find Jules Spellcheck anywhere!
Spell check on it's way home in approx 2 hours and 15 minutes lol!!!!
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Jules - we miss you - and the spell checker!
Hope you had a great time again!!