You Arrive in Corfu - where will you go on the first two Nights?

[Mikee]

Hi Tony
Do you not realise that these y-fronts have given 10 years UNBROKEN sevice to the super hero section of the Romanza PR Dept.
In our current enviromental situation how could you advocate such a shocking course of action.Do you not realise that the toxic cloud produced would ground all flights for the foreseeable future.Not to mention the damage to the ozone layer.Can you have this on your concience.Just think we would not even get to San Stefanos,never mind being able to decide where we go on the first two nights.
Please think again.
Yammas
Yannis

I hope I'm not staying in the room next to him     

[Jimbo]

I'm getting a bit worried now. When we were in SS last year for a week it seemed to be a quiet place populated with nice people of a certain age.

We're going in 5 weeks for 3 weeks, and the longer I inhabit this forum the more it sounds like a branch of Care In The Community! Is all this on the NHS? Can you get Batman costumes in the mini-markets? More to the point, can you get Y-fronts? Does anybody have up-to-date information on the price of Y-fronts in SS? Are they cheaper in Sidari?

I will be selling T-shirts with "I AM SANE" on the front outside SS Travel, but there may be an exam before purchase is authorised. An obvious question will be "Have you been a member of the San Stefanos Online Forum" for more than six months. Earlier, apparently sensible, suggestions to "take extra medication" can be seen in a new light. In the event of Eyjafjallajokull dumping a few billion tons of crap into the atmosphere and we all get stranded in SS for weeks, will people be foaming at the mouth and saying mad things, like "I trust David Cameron"?

In an entrepreneurial spirit, should I take a suitcase full of Viagra, Polygrip, trusses, Settlers, Super-glue for Zimmer frames, CDs of calming whale music, copies of my new book "Very Short Walks Around San Stephanos (see chapter 1, 'Bakery to Barras')?

Just got off the phone to Channel 4. They're interested in making a documentary. They're hot on psychiatry!
 

Jim
 

[YANNIS26]

Hi Jim
If your visit to San Stefanos in 5 weeks time takes in the period 18th June-2nd July you have good reason to be worried.
Yammas
Yannis

[Sandra W]

Yes Jimbo..... BEWARE.... I have it on good authority Yannis has invented the Y-fronted Thong !

[Jimbo]

Oh s***!

There are some bloody good cheap deals to Iceland, I've just noticed!

Jim

[Sandra W]

Oh s***!

There are some bloody good cheap deals to Iceland, I've just noticed!

Jim

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Yes Jimbo..... BEWARE.... I have it on good authority Yannis has invented the Y-fronted Thong !


Did I mention Day-glo, Tie-Dye, Glitter, String Y-fronted Thong?

[Jimbo]

Hey - it's going to 9 Celsius in Reykjavik this week! Getting better every second...

Jim

[tonyco1]

Jimbo -
This is going too far to suggest that true Icons of San Stef, Super Hero's as we are, would need Zimmers, Wheelchairs,
or Viagra! This is too much for the super-studs to take!!

I shall now form a coalition with SuperYan and Don - We are Family! (we are called the ''DonserYaTive'' Party).

You can expect to be kidnapped at your home, transported by an oily fisherman's van to San Stef,
flogged with the Yannis Glitterati Thong, and then fed worms!!
A ransom will be put on the net for a weeks unlimited Mythos!!

When we have chained you by furry handcuffs to the railings next to "Frog Stream", and painted your nails pink,
you will be placed in front of the "DON", who will decide your fate, - - - - -  will you be fed to the ravenous birds at high tide (probably the Bulgarian Cleaners),
or forced to drink a pint of Fullers Bitter? (Tip: the birds are starting to look good!!)
I can only advise you to put up the white flag now, before this happens.
SuperYan may also use his powers to transport you over to the "Volcano" where you may become the next ash cloud!!

** Ok Boys, look's like Jim will be buying the beers now!!

[Jimbo]

Tony -

I know when I'm beaten. Your powers are obviously mighty. You seem to be the Head God in this Olympian trinity. You are Zeus.

Anyway - you're not there when I'm there, so I can't buy you a beer. Tough!

I will happily buy a Mythos for those who overlap. They will easily find me. I am 6'3" tall, muscular, bronzed, black hair, deep blue eyes, age 38, and I'll be flying in on a private helicopter.

Or not!

Jim

[CHRIS NO 2]

jim
with the offer of free mythos i bet dons looking for flights right now

chris

[tonyco1]

I have just booked a private Jet, will be there in time for my free beer on Jim!!
And by the way Jim, I re-read the earlier posts - still laughing! - loved the short walks bit!!
Nice to have someone else on the forum with a good sense of humour!!
(after all - no one could be 6'3" tall, muscular, bronzed, black hair, deep blue eyes, age 38, and good-looking
- -  although we would have bought the Helicopter bit as both myself, Don and Yannis have one each).
LOL and Yammas!!

[YANNIS26]

Yes Jimbo..... BEWARE.... I have it on good authority Yannis has invented the Y-fronted Thong !

The thong is.If you have got it why not flaunt it.
Yammas
Yannis

[tonyco1]

Yannis - you in the "elephant" thong and sandals, Don in the ultra tight budgie-smuggling Speedos, socks and flip-flops,
Sandra in the dayglo cozzie, Jim in the 3/4 length ankle-huggers and trainers, Chris2 in beer-stained shorts,
me in my designer shorts and crocs, Hendrix in his Pajama's, Sue and Jules in lime green thongs, Doc Martins Boots
and various piercing jewelery,  Mike in his old gardening shorts again with long black socks and sandals,
Zoe in the "Stringkini" and Heels, Roy in his old "best suit" - trousers rolled up, and mad Chris in his viking horns hat!!
No wonder San Stefanos is such an attraction and people go back there!! LOL

[Mikee]

Yannis - you in the "elephant" thong and sandals, Don in the ultra tight budgie-smuggling Speedos, socks and flip-flops,
Sandra in the dayglo cozzie, Jim in the 3/4 length ankle-huggers and trainers, Chris2 in beer-stained shorts,
me in my designer shorts and crocs, Hendrix in his Pajama's, Sue and Jules in lime green thongs, Doc Martins Boots
and various piercing jewelery,  Mike in his old gardening shorts again with long black socks and sandals,
Zoe in the "Stringkini" and Heels, Roy in his old "best suit" - trousers rolled up, and mad Chris in his viking horns hat!!
No wonder San Stefanos is such an attraction and people go back there!! LOL

Ummm I wonder can I switch my hols to Parga     

[tonyco1]

Don't worry Mikee, the girls have agreed to do your toenails in red and white - after all - we wouldn't want you to feel left out!! LOL