Roy alwaya saya he wants to try them but has never seen any
1. Roy doesn'ta looka likea he coma from de Carribean. Roy - hi bro!
2. Him can't see dem because dem under the sea. That's the bluea stuffa offa the beacha. If Roya sticka him head in water maybe him seea one or two.
3. Senda email to O Speros at Nafsika. Dat man knowa evryt'ing. Him Speros will tell you entirea historia of sardinea and how to cooka dem likkle fishas.
4. If Speros no knowa, Tony Coxa or Dona will makea something upa.
5. loftyscot will be along shortlya to tella you howa dem sardine in Scotland (dat de sad bit of Engalenda up de top) have de best sardina in de worlda. But dey tasta of Mars Bars and deepa fried Maltesers.